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MrDarcy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · North Lincolnshire

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Here's a few that made me titter!!! lol
Ballistophobia - Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia - Fear of body smells. Apt for some i think!!!
Bathophobia - Fear of depth. Anyone fear this??? :shock:
Sinistrophobia - Fear of things to the left!!! Which way to you hang???
Xyrophobia - Fear of razors. Zelophobia!!! Now where's that shaving link :lol:
Good thread this.
Isn't there an advert now for TROJAN condoms...I think that says it all!!!
Great thread lol
Quote by Marya
Dear God, Darcy my man - which one's yours???

Care to take a guess? lol :lol:
Friend just sent me this link
news/story/sm_
Does this appeal to anyone? I'm thinking i'm gonna have to change my name to Bum fetish man!!! lol
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
there was a thread with male bums too,i dont know how to do the link thingy but if you search back a few pages youll find a thread for mens and womens
Clare,xxx
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Couldn't find it clare so changed my avatar and started new thread....Mens Bums!! original eh! redface
Just thought i'd start the ball rolling with me and some mates!! Hope we can get a gallery...i'll change it for mine on its own when I find a willing photographer... lol
I feel a little bit of encouragement is a real turn on too...you do need to know your hitting the right spots! wink
Quote by Marya
OMG did you see that anyone?? I hit 100! Well, 101 now...
POSTS! nothing to do with wanking!
Does editing a post make it 102, I wonder...?

And your little thermometer thingy is at halfway! What happens when its full? rolleyes
But seriously...its got to have its plus sides as there are books dedicated to the subject and loads of them... check out websites!!! wink
Quote by Surfdude365
Does masturbation affect or health ? I mean how many times per week it’s ok? Besides, as I heard, people who masturbate will have a stronger bodies is this a fact?

Does this mean that Linford Christie was just a masterbater!!! No wonder he was a sprinter! lol
Quote by Marya
So i think i will take this Opportunity to ask if any ladys would like me to shave them let me know

As if I'd let a man in charge of a sharp instrument anywhere near my pleasure zone!
I'd put the safety catch on... honest wink
Quote by Marya
Well, there are other options I have been considering..... wink
Marcuso - did you get my PM re:auction? What do you think?
Mxx biggrin

Any chance I could use my Gavel??? lol
Think its about time we had some male bums too...i'll have to warm my camera up...though I agree with Marya that the selection on here are mouth watering! :color:
Quote by Surfdude365
I've had many opportunities to "go down on a lady" but I am sometimes hesitant when they are not shaved. I don't like the whole hair idea. Is it as bad as I make it out to be? Enlighten me.

The hair no hair debate is located elsewhere...one thing I'd say is that variety is the spice of life and you need to experience it to found out. wink
Quote by Marya
while I appreciate your hesitation and personal preferences, pussy is pussy - eat it and shut up! lol
Why not offer to shave the lady as part of your fun?
Mxx biggrin

I'll bring the shaving gel or cream...then shut up and eat!!! :lol:
Quote by Marya
Sorry! Yes, you're right - confusion. He's refusing to accept any responsiblity for the 'high maintenance' comment.
4 hours of receiving but I always return the favour wink

Blow me down...and up and down....for 4 hours yummie blast
Quote by Marya
Can I just make a point here 'cos there appears to be some confusion - and disappointment (in my PM inbox, anyway) - I do not rule out older men altogether, I just have a preference for younger ones.
There are a number of older men on this site I'd love to get to grips with (roll on 3rd July!).
It was just very annoying that I had put an age restriction in my ad and so many guys ignored it and chanced their arm anyway, which takes us back to numerous other threads about single guys..... yawn!

Amen to that...Being an 'OLDER' guy of course wink
Quote by Marya
Personally, I'm a big fan of the Bermuda Barbershop - triangle with short back and sides. Shaving is quick and easy but I prefer to wax - best results, lasts longer, no rash.
I believe more guys should trim because a) it makes their cock look bigger b) its more hygenic and c) I hate getting a gobful of hair.
But that's just my opinion.
M xxx biggrin

I'll have to bare this in mind!!! Personally I trim regular but not bald!!! lol
Quote by grimsby-cpl
shame mr darcy, maybe a visit to LA's - not been there for 18 yrs (showing age now)
sweetbabe have sent you a PM
xx

Hope you had a good night anyway and let us know how you got on...in as much detail as you dare!!! :twisted:
Quote by Marya
Thankyou for the complimentary PMs...
Thankyou to Steveg for sorting my bumliciuos Avatar..
Thankyou Mr Darcy for.... being you!
Thankyou CQ for having such a fabulous bum!
With gratitude...
Mxx biggrin

The pleasure was all mine and I think we have started something that will roll on and on!!! Would be nice to see some more spanked bums too!! lol
Quote by Marya
Steveg - all my favourite bum Avatars - and more! I can only thank you.
Mr Darcy - you've seen my bum already. Do me a favour though; you know I'm computer illiterate - help me sort my bum pic for my Avatar???? wink
Mxx biggrin

Looks like you got it sorted already!!! Yum
The oldest woman I have had the pleasure of is 55. She was (and is) great to be with. 'Though you cant expect the sex olympics' as she said to me her technique in most things is great and she certainly knows what she wants!!! :shock:
Quote by Marya
Don't like to brag .... I'm often told I've got a nice bum but I hate it!
There's loads of lovely bum avatars on here I like....I'll get back to you when I've compiled a list!
Mxx biggrin

Can we see a pic of yours please? I'm sure we'd all like it lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
right......... rocky horror and i have dared each other.. we are going to change our avatars for one min only.. at the same time.... so we dont have to go through the send ur pic first... argument...... i just have to sort outr a pic.... when i say now.... go!

Does that mean you drew another picture???? :shock:
I was having a conversation with mate in Australia last night and he posed the question 'What shape arse do you prefer on a woman?'.
I found it hard to answer as I think it depends on the shape of the womans body! confused
Just interested in male and female views! wink
Quote by grimsby-cpl
Hey, out strutting our funky stuff Thursday night (maybe on the pull - both of us - lol) anybody else out? fancy a laugh?

If only I could get across the bridge!!! :shock:
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
We can stay on top giving it our all for 90 minutes and STILL come second.
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Makes me go weak at the knees redface surprisedops: :oops:
Clare,xxx
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Makes my knees wince with the thought of only being on top!!! :wink:
Quote by well_busty_babe
Ok.. I could not help myself, I watched the other half of the program!!!!!! wink
I know I know!! rolleyes
All I wanted to comment on was… did anyone read the updates that they posted at the end? confused:
It said that one of the cpls had become Mormons and were no longer swinging!
Lol!
So now…. He just has 7 wives instead I assume….. what a change in lifestyle for him! Lol
lol

Oh my I bet he's unhappy now!!! :P
Quote by Marya
I didnt lose my virginity till I was 17, either. At the age of 24 the count was approx 30...I think.....somewhere around there.....does that make me a slapper?
Then i fell in lurve and a child. Split up.... 2 more .... erm...celibate for over 2 years...
3 partners from the short time I've been swinging not included several at a club....
....I am a slapper! redface And to think, my friends reckon I'm fussy!
M xx biggrin

Seems to me you're just adventurous when you get down to it!
Mine is about 12..uh oh who's going to be unlucky !!!! rolleyes
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
If you could have a group of people over for a drink and good discussion who would it be and why?
Can be anyone whos ever existed.
Clare,xxx
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Good question....
I'd like Marilyn Monroe just to see if she was as hot as they say... Elton John and Graham Norton just to see what happened... Jasper Carrot cos he just makes me laugh ... and the people from the fast show doing the gags in the background! Hows that? biggrin