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MrDarcy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · North Lincolnshire

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Quote by sexkittenhfx
i was just sitting here, contemplating my illusive and superior status cool ....(yeh right......)
as a single girl on the forums im often reading posts by regular couples on the forum regarding the "need" for a single bi female...and yet ive never once been contacted by anyone who i see on this forum....well..... maybe two couples that i can remember (one of which im not sure i replied to and lost their mail......) i also recently posted in the "lets meet up" section to no avail.
"well why dont you make the first move" i hear you cry....a simple answer....most of the regular couples on here have no profile or advert so ive no idea who to approach and who not to most of the time! but that debate is in another thread i think......lol
so i wondered....what exactly do you want in a single bi female?
is it about being aestethically pleasing? about distance? about their posting style? about perceived genuineness? about experience? about meeting at a social or munch beforehand? all or a mixture of the above? id assume the latter. what makes you choose to reply to a particular ad?
im not fishing for replys here, odds on im going to meet most of you at up and coming munches and socials, if i havent already and this is by no means a "look at me" post so try not to make the thread too personal to me (thats what pm boxes are for....)
its just a discussion point.....afterall....were forever discussing what single men need to do to improve their chances....so why not turn it around?

What more can you add to that apart from what about a female couple looking for a bi-fem? Does this need special attention too?
Maybe I should go back to my corner and contemplate my navel!!!
Quote by JnBwelshcpl
Why do males list on there profiles that they are looking for bi couples, str8 couples etc.
then in profile section about them selfs say they are str8, when you ask them why they say they are bi curious and always wanted to try,
Is it a male fantasy that they want to be bi or away of getting there leg over.
J n B

Though I am one myself, the male is a devious species and will do pretty much anything to satisfy their hunger (or greed for that matter). Most men do not fantasize about being Bi though think they should try it! I have tried it and found it one of the least erotic moments of my life... its not that I wasn't ready for it but it was like being a virgin again and really was an anti-climax (excuse the pun).
Moral is to be truthful and ask others who have genuinely tried it... I think they will turn you off the idea!
I must say I like women who go commando but have a liking for the french knicker too.... I think that may sound pervy but what the heck!!! wink
Quote by clarensteve
Got there in the end,turned out Steve(my Steve) just had to sort it out,sooo easy(just didnt tell me that he could do it before!!)
Thanks Steve g for trying to sort it out anyway kiss
Hope its worth all the hassle!!
Clare,xxx
wink

Clare...yummy...i'd definately cum over the humber for a feel of that... lol
Quote by melons
Welcome to the best and funniest forum in the whole internet.
I have been here for a little while and I was VERY nervous to begin with but now - Im going to my first club on Fri ...and I have had several meets - im not the worlds smallest person if you know what I mean (think Dawn French).
I firmly believe that beauty is from within and that if you are enjoying yourself you attract others who believe that you are lovely and want to join with you - (or something like that)
Welcome anyway smile :) :)

Welcome to Mr & Mrs Yellowfrog... Melons has hit it on the head I think. There is nothing turns someone on more than a sexy looking come and get me smile...you know what I mean!!!
I am a single father and thanks to my parents can get away once a week on average... I have found this site tops for meeting people and thanks to them all...they know who they are lol
The greatest boost I have is the fact that i've lost that inner thought of being a freak! There's loads of us freaks on here even if you do look like Shrek!!! wink
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: got to be the best set of bums on the planet I'd say...wouldn't you like to just have them all in a parade line and take them on one by one... another dream perhaps!!! lol wink :lol:
Quote by Calista
There you go ... new avatar "played with" by steveg_nw.
Many thanks kiss

Bravo steveg and what a wonderful avatar. Certainly needs to be played with I say. wink
Quote by Calista
Hmm I could post one ... but I don't know how to edit it so it's a little more decent!
Will have a play with it ....

Are you open to offers to play with it Calista? mmmmmmm lol
It is possible to control the ejaculation part of orgasm...its a tantric technique... its similar to stopping the flow of pee when you go to the toilet. The thing is that trying to do it when your whole body is pulsating from a BJ or similar is pretty tough I say!! lol
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Hi, since going in the shower earlier on I decided I didnt like the way my pussy looked so I've decided to give it another wax but I dont know what style to put it in. What do guys like?

Not that I want to Hi-jack this thread but most of the posts seem to be the norm... bald, brazilian, runway style. Is there a lass out there that has some unusaul unique style of pubes? Would be interested to know ... and see of course!!! :twisted:
Hmmmm... well my best experience is that a woman buyer gave me an ultimatum... If I gave her regular sex she would give me the order for a £1million contract... did I argue... It always had to be in her office after but a great thrill and we nearly got caught be security guy one night but my boss at the time was amazed i'd been able to get into the account and he even smiled when he gave me my bonus cheque... Great way to do business I say and I was only 23 at the time. biggrin lol :D
Quote by clarensteve
wave and :welcome:
From two more loon :haha: :loon: :haha: in this madhouse.
Have loads of fun lovebug,but now your here you can never leave lol :lol: :lol:
Clare and Steve,xxx
wink

Welcome Love Bug... Hey Clare and Steve is this the 'Hotel California' ? mmmmm
Not that I want to upset things here but .... could we have one of those bendy buses which look like 2 buses joined together and if you put the BAR in the middle bit it would serve both ends of the bus and go around when you go round bends!!!
You'd also solve the jacuzzi problem also!
wink :wink: :shock:
Quote by Calista
Only the one corset here ..... so far, but i really like them smile
The one I have is a cheapish one, but I'm saving for a more expensive one too :)
There are some wonderful ones out there .....
Calista x

Now Corsetts and basques are a real turn on... and you dont have to have a degree in BRAOLOGY to get into them!!! wink :wink:
Got to be black everytime... such a great seductive colour and who can resist black seamed stockings???
Quote by grimsby-cpl
Is that better?? wouldn't like to offend

Please pop over the humber and offend me anytime... its such a nice one I'd be happy to viem it all day mmmmmm
lol :lol: :lol: :shock:
I'd have to say bedroom olympics...seeing as Greece not far away ... lol
Quote by eginhpos
my england knickers didn't seen to be so lucky last thurs please remove steveg_nw as a mark of respect...........and if you like replace with new updated version of my new knickers..pic taken 5 mins after england crashed out of the eur2004
soph n nige
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sing......3 is the magic number

And what happened five minutes after that???
Quote by grimsby-cpl
sorry, did blurr it smile

Hey...some would call it artistic interpretation!!!!
I just say SEXY...mmmmmm.
Darcy
Veet every time...its even cool to see the girls faces in Boots when you go to pay for it...You can see the cogs turning in their minds, is it for him or for his partner? Little do they know what i'm going to do with it!
Darcy
I've got to say this:
When giving oral to a female the point where she'e crushing your head between her thighs and writhing up and down and about to cum big time! Boy is that good to feel.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Darcy
Quote by sussexguy
This maybe of some use

Great site... I had no idea! Pass me the pineapple juice lol
:welcome:
You'll find everyone very helpful and great fun.
Darcy
Quote by MrFC
My womans a bum biggrin mad

Sounds like you need ANALysis to me!!!
Clare...
I would just like to say if there is anything else you wish to get off your chest.....
OK that was corny but had to be said!
Darcy
I didn't get any the first time then realised I was reading the wrong post!!!!
Do total dunces qualify for special attention? lol cool :lol:
Roger....first class I'd say.
I have been lucky enough to meet people from advertising here and I must say it is abour being honest and a little different.
There is also the aspect of where you live to consider to. I know I am willing to travel within reason but beware those singles that think travelling hundreds of miles is going to help... meeting people first is very important and a certain amount of chemistry is needed for things to be what you hope for. My advice is to try things locally to you...once you have the one meeting this may lead to others.
Hope that helps people too...but Roger is top poster of the month i'd say! lol
Quote by DreamerHelen
No thongs are not uncomfortable in my opinion......they rest against your bum cheeks, not IN your bum cheeks.....
But saying that, i don't like men dressed in thongs.....I think they look silly..... confused

I tried one of those pouches once...it cut into the top of my leg...never again! redface