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MrGenHertsCpl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59

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Hi
I may be able to make this on my way home from work, as im already over that way. smile
Happy birthday m8 thanks for a great weekend as well,
hope the car show goes well for you see you soon. lol :happy:
Hi Tatty
MrsGHC is abandoning me that week and wont be back until the Sunday, could I possibly have an invite, ill help with any cooking lol biggrin
OK OK i know im a married man but SHE's off out this Saturday, leaving me free rein of the house, the laptop flipa , the Pimms, and whatever else i want to do lol
So if any of you ladies or couples fancy getting together, drop me a line. We do have some ads, so you can get the gist of what Im looking for from there.... smile
Im a decent sort and can be verified as being a good guy by a number of ppl in here redface lol
Quote by rachel-lane
Thanks to everyone that took time to reply to the thread it was a nice supprise when i got home, they all say life begins at 40 we shall see lol

oh it was a pleasure ya old fart wink
Cheeky tart, you wouldnt be saying that if i lived closer :twisted:
Thanks to everyone that took time to reply to the thread it was a nice supprise when i got home, they all say life begins at 40 we shall see lol
yippy i'm going to a much i'm still a munch virgin realy lol and its only down the road from me, can't wait to see you all. biggrin
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Mr GHC planted the see, but i gave it MiracleGro wink

OI YOU DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS ONE IT WAS YOUR DOING LOL i just went along for the ride and for the most it has been a dam good ride and met some lovly people.
yep done that more than once especially with two kids, it usually is sweet but that depends on what she has been eating, the funny thing is if she has had a chinesse or something strong like that the kids nappies smell of it the next day lmao.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Things that make me happy:-
Sunny sunny days
Days on a hot beach with a book and my family (except when i get sand in me gusset confused , know i know why we go to nudist beaches! lol )
A phone call from a friend
A friend on my doorstep (as a surprise is best lol)
A small gesture thats says "i was thinking of you today"
Little presents - yes materialistic but hey im female!
Listening to music
Getting all my chores done on time
Receiving some good fortune
My crackpot 3 yr old son being his usual self
Getting together with friends
Chatting to friends on messenger
OK OK I admit, friends are a bit part of my life! rolleyes
summer evenings in pubs lol yes with friends
Tons more, but thats all for now :lol:

things that would make me happy....... is if i could do something that would make mrs genhertscpl happy all the time but with our luck lately it's hard work sorry hun i trying nothing would make me happier i love you SOOOOOOOOOOO much babe.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I do like being vocal and i enjoy it when i can hear my partner being vocal too, means they are enjoying it lol , just not the cavalry charge :shock:

bloody hell don't i know it vocal with others not me does show you are enjoying it what am i dong wrong :lol: redface lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
lol i got 55%

don't worry i only got 45% eeeeek it's ether time to quit or get my finger out thou with that score i have no idea what to do with my finger when i get t out biggrin
Quote by satin
wow,wow,wow and WOW :shock:
its half four and im still buzzing :twisted: biggrin
a big thank you to EVERYONE who turned up and made it such a sucess :bounce:
i would love to mention everybody individually but im well fucked and having trouble reading the screen and i gotta go to work later :cry:
but,blue thanks for taking my idea and making it a reality wink :wink: :twisted: you looked hot :twisted: :twisted:
dundeecple you couple of pervs :twisted: :twisted: you made me miss church today :shock: :shock: thanks for your help in morn lol :D
genherts,wow mrs you looked hot mr im gonna get you in my maids uniform :twisted: it was really nice to actually chat with you thanks :D :D
LEP, :rose: thanks :wink:
now then LIL_BUNNY thank you so much for talking dirty to me the way you did :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: i will be your maid any time :twisted: :twisted:
judy,it was like watching a kid in a candy store watching you getting all sorts of things done to you,you looked like you had a brill time thanks for coming.
sorry if ive missed anyone but my eyes seeemed to have stopped workingg
THANK YOU ALL :D :D :D :D :D

Arh thanks m8 i really enjoyed the chat and maybe i wll bring an outfit of my own next time :D i have been moaned at by Mrs gen herts for being so shy but i had a good time,and i wll catch up with you next time :wink: :wink: :D redface
Quote by steveg_nw
I'm gonna help Marya compile a list:
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Errrrrm...yes, they're all bum shaped!
Steve
*(steveg_nw goes scouting for more bums)

And another one!!
Steve and another one yippy but i still want to know who third and forth ones from the top left are hehe biggrin
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I'm gonna help Marya compile a list:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/185931106840982c4b60316.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/73060469340ad32a39a815.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/4316845624082a507182d1.gif http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/187810733040c4035f2cd3d.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/175285031840b10038850cb.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/92612543640d0c4c3ee6d1.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/166719181640e3312139b3c.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/190582579540e49373f2b6f.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/76924034240f5e984822f7.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/113882275941062636b2d1d.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/10522617484106ffb0166aa.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/14496475864139caf7c28e5.jpg http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/1101370012413cef2c40daf.jpg
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Errrrrm...yes, they're all bum shaped!
Steve
*(steveg_nw goes scouting for more bums)
i can see there all lovly bum shapes but i want to know who they belong to hehe.
Quote by BiWelshMinx
HI there
Would be interested in meeting up, we are not too far away (gloucester) adn are free most nights
PM me if you want ot know more
k and e

Am I being a complete idiot..??
How do you know that Gloucester isnt too far???
wink
Dxxx
Lolol..what they said... :laughabove:
Minx x
Ditto! We may be interested depending on where you are confused
Quote by VenusnMars
Sorry Blue, Sorry Satin....
But your parties scare the shit out of me :shock: :shock: :shock:
There goes another excuse to get all gothed up! sad
Venusxxx

Bloody hell i'm wiith you VnM i had the shakes all night being surrounded by swinging veterans, i'm sure i will feel just as bad this time but Mrsgenherts realy wants to go, so if any one can offer some advice or a bit of hand holding hehe i would love to hear, think i'm too shy for parties. redface so i need lots of help biggrin
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I was in no way ready for any of this at 18, 19 or 20.
Personally, once i had my children, my eyes were opened to life and i became more confident, then i found PERVERSION!!!
L
OL :twisted:

tell me about it before the kids i was lucky to get any once a month now i can't keep up her rabbits is buzzing nearly every night lol
Quote by fabio grooverider
if you think this is just a quick shag site...... i think you are in for a surprise mate......
sean

Oh bugger!! :twisted:
Genuine guy here (can be verified by a number of ppl in the forums :twisted: ) would like to meet up with a lady/girl for an evening of fun. Can start out with a bottle of wine, or dinner out, then back for some fun biggrin Up to you.
39, athletic, very clean and very very discreet!
Check out my ad too:- 115571.
xxxxx
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bladerunner
I'm with you on that one but love many more Aliens for one lost boys underworld i'm a bit biased one the last one i worked on it in Hungary.
Quote by RedHot
I haven't read the article but as most of us know on this site, if a couple start swinging and they already have problems in their marriage/partnership, then inevitably the relationship will break down anyway.
I don't think that swinging would be the only cause of the break down in these circumstances, although no doubt that's the slant tabloid press will put on it rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne

i too have not read the artical but swinging can be very dangerous thing to start, as others have said on here if both partners are not ready for it or understand the situations that might arrise. i have know a marrige break up because of swining as the man found out to his dismay the women will get all the attention and he may fall behind, this is not to say it is some twisted race to see how many patners each can score, but lets face it the women will get more attetion so it will be hard to deal with.
What if one likes it very much but the other hates it what will happen then would he or she stop for thier partners sake or like it to much and lead to an affair.
Life is here to test us all lets hope that no one on here will fall and split up i have found it hard for a few different reasons but i like a challenge. lol :twisted:
Quote by zepsix
hi there i know people dont want to give to much away on this site,but there must be people from all walks of life here!!!!! so whats your job then? me i am a foreman in the fabrication industry and have been for several years lol

I used to have a great job i thought untill i got made redundent last week i was a full time movie Armourer now i will have to go freelance which is a harder option, or hope something else turns up very soon. mad sad
Quote by SunBunny
Hello there Mr GenHertsCpl....you have finally ventured into the throng I see. Took your time.
Sorry about the redundancy. Happens to us all but no less of a bummer.
You have joined the site on my birthday so I felt I HAD to say hello while it still is. Another year older and another step closer to 40 :cry:
Will be looking out for your input........if you can get a word in edgeways (your missus does like to natter.... lol )
Bye for now
Love sunbunny.
EEEEEK thanks for reminding me hun i'm the big 40 in june,but thanks for replying anyway :lol: :twisted:
hello everyone i have finally got laptop working so Mrs genhertscpl will not be the only half in here.
By the way i need cheering up just got made redundant from the only job i have ever wanted to do sad but hey life goes on but not quite the way i wanted it too. I know i will enjoy this site as much as Mrs genherts does.
:twisted:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
1000 posts!! Blimey, i always knew I had a lot to say! redface rolleyes lol
I also registered for my Open University Course yesterday!! Its called Open to Change and just a step towards getting my brain back in gear and getting back into the work environment eventually! :lol:

bloody hell now i know what she does all day she never stops talking at home too