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Mr_Muddle... London Plaything??
No
Although he was an inspiration :lol:
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Mr_muddle
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
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Quote by Mal
Congratulations - you have saved Planet Clitoris!!!
You now have one hour to make your guesses as to who your fellow superheroes are - and no confessions!!!!!
At 10pm, I'll announce who everyone was, but will allow the thread to run for a while after that for slagging each other off!! :cheers:
It's good here, isn't it?? (mind you, it's good anywhere if you can get it!!)
Mal
Can we have a list of who played?
Quote by Erectoman
Erectoman to base:
Letting flow go - make sure it's diverted to Clitoris..
5.....4.....3.....2......1
gurgle! gurgle! gurgle!
<<<<<< triumphant music as planet Vulva floods Clitoris with the fluids of plenty >>>>>>
Superheroes backslapping all 'round.
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Hurrah!!! :cheers:
*Dons cape and pants, feeling like a real super muddle!*
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I've still got a prick up my bum, can someone get it out
Then I'm sure I can help do something, or help by doing nothing
>>>>>>>grabs muddle and throws him to erectoman>>>>>
use this to stem the flow
Can't I just hold the rabbit that shot off? :?
*sails through the air and shoots into Erectoman*
Sorry about that Erectoman
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris"
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?
you know the way to THE CLITORUS you must show me so that i can inject some moistness there
Sure, I got mine from B&Q garden department
Careful though, cos they're spikey and I still can't get the prick out my bum! :?
I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris"
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?
Quote by HuntressJust my luck :roll:
A superhero with premature ejaculation :roll:
Not really qualified as a superhero... ,<cough>... ahem, in fact only here for the Mr Man convention
But premature ejaculation is my forté, the thing I am super at!
*dons cape and pants*
Where d'ya want me babe? :twisted:
Quote by Hiro_nakamura
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.
Oi Anorak, less of the large thank you. It's going to take practice before I can let go of the rope
*tuts*
ahem, aren't you lot meant to be world saving or summat, instead of boozing?
As I seem to be at the wrong convention and this isn't the M&S I was expecting, I'm joining you.
From now on I'm not Mr Muddle
*dons cape and pants*
I'm Souper Muddle!!
Does that mean I can have a drink as well?
I'll have a Babycham and Burdock. Or was that Burt the Docker with a Babycham? Either way, I'll have one :rascal:
ahem, aren't you lot meant to be world saving or summat, instead of boozing?
As I seem to be at the wrong convention and this isn't the M&S I was expecting, I'm joining you.
From now on I'm not Mr Muddle
*dons cape and pants*
I'm Souper Muddle!!
Does that mean I can have a drink as well?
I'll have a Babycham and Burdock. Or was that Burt the Docker with a Babycham? Either way, I'll have one :rascal:
