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Mrsleics
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 121
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Leicester
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Quote by mrs-bmw
As the male part of a couple I would like to have a new law passed
the "Stockings Law"
where women were not allowed to show their legs without wearing Stockings and suspenders
how nice would that be lol
bmw-biker
I just can't see this taking off
I mean how silly are you going to look/feel wearing stockings with your bikini?????
:crazy:
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If you want to write you can also do it by e-bluey, just like emailing but your letter is printed off at other end and sealed and delivered to recipient just like a normal letter but takes a fraction of the time to send, they can also reply back this way......
This link shows you how to set up an account and use the e-bluey facility
This link shows you how to set up an account and use the e-bluey facility
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Quote by Gurlonloan
Ha ha, ben you are sooo correct ! These so called bi fem are what I call pillow princess, lye down spread legs and receive. There very much a delight to come across !
If you love a pillow princess so much I am prepared to help you out :giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :giggle:
xxxx
Mrs Leics
But but that means peter won't get used !
Oh yes! Peter needs to get involved too :twisted:
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Quote by Gurlonloan
Ha ha, ben you are sooo correct ! These so called bi fem are what I call pillow princess, lye down spread legs and receive. There very much a delight to come across !
If you love a pillow princess so much I am prepared to help you out :giggle:
Go on, you know you want to :giggle:
xxxx
Mrs Leics
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Who needs a shed to potter in when you have a tack room!
Oh the happy hours I spend rummaging through cupboards and chests looking for long lost gadgety things, inspecting the contents of bottles and potions and generally discovering stuff I had forgotten I had, because like a lot of folks I never throw anything away - it might come in useful one day
Mrs Leics
Oh the happy hours I spend rummaging through cupboards and chests looking for long lost gadgety things, inspecting the contents of bottles and potions and generally discovering stuff I had forgotten I had, because like a lot of folks I never throw anything away - it might come in useful one day
Mrs Leics
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Quote by brucie
did you pull?
Corrie had them queuing out the door to pull her
Would just like to add my thank you to Corrie's, was another good night! Some sights to be seen too :shock: And I don't think I will ever be able to erase from memory the vision of an already 6'4" Ben_Welshminx who was wearing what appeared to be 4" heels go arse over elbow when negotiating the steps outside to the smoking area! Thankfully the only damage was to his new shoes!!!!!!!!
xxxx
Kerry
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i told you the meet & Greet woman in tescos was straight & not to ask her for a shag!!!
Also i wondered who i lent my porn DVDs to
On the topic in hand , you have to chat to people first to see if you have the same tastes or play the same , if you don`t then fair enough.
we have lots of friends who we chat to but have never played with , probably now we know them so well will never play. Find it easier to play then be friends if that makes sence
Hugs Gray
Also i wondered who i lent my porn DVDs to
On the topic in hand , you have to chat to people first to see if you have the same tastes or play the same , if you don`t then fair enough.
we have lots of friends who we chat to but have never played with , probably now we know them so well will never play. Find it easier to play then be friends if that makes sence
Hugs Gray
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This is interesting. Something to think about...
An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly, rather true.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining theirunruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife,Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly, rather true.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining theirunruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife,Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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Dean , yes deffo put us both down , thats `Mr & Mrs Leics , peep the rat dog and Jed the cute & addorable puppy.
Also we want to reserve the quiet corner like we had last year and can you send mrs Leics a packing list so she wont forget anything this year !
OOOOo cant wait
Also we want to reserve the quiet corner like we had last year and can you send mrs Leics a packing list so she wont forget anything this year !
OOOOo cant wait
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Quote by Leics
Try can you change mrs Leics to Mr & Mrs Leics , as i dont want to be labeled as `mrs Leics` even if she thinks i am dressing up in womens clothes .............she better think again !
You shouldn't listen to Mr L, he can't come now as he has to work so it will just be me
so can you change it back to Mrs Leics :giggle: Warming the Bed
We may not have arrived until later on (only we could manage to have two things to go to on the same night!) but we had a brilliant time
I still think you ladies should have tried harder to get Mr Leics to put his uniform back on
Thanks to Try and his able assistants for a great night!
xxxxx
Kerry & Gray
I still think you ladies should have tried harder to get Mr Leics to put his uniform back on
Thanks to Try and his able assistants for a great night!
xxxxx
Kerry & Gray
