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Muff__Puppet
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 41

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Sadly i lost mine during the summer between whats called Primary 7 and First year of high school, so i was 12/13 at the time , so almost 10 yrs of muff puppeteering under my belt so far , yet so young still! god that makes me feel like a slut lol
its the easter bunny man! gets so bored waiting to dole out the eggs, so spends the rest of the year on deviant activities such a buggerin up loo seats n such likes and redeems himself each year by dole'n out said eggs to lil kids lol and to think my shrink said i was perfectly sane muahah Heeeeeeerrrrrressssssssss muff puppet!
Thats a very delicate situation, but do remember you have been together 9years so im presumeing you communicate pretty well, sounds like the first issue you need to talk to her about is your sex life together in genral, and depending on the outcome of that, slowly bring up the idea of swinging!
But i may be wrong as im very young, but i would strongly suggest talking to her about you sex life in genral before bringing up the swinging, tread lightly my freind and you wont go wrong & good luck biggrin
Break Dance! cos im jus so flexiable/plyable! makes for some fun times lol ( Lot of bruises from falls though? :P )
Crap day so far, had to have my cat put down, cancer of the bone that had started to spread into the brain sad shitty infact cos ive had her since i was a wee lad!
feel like rippin someones head off >_<
lady freind caller just after i woke up + BJ for breakfast + joining this forum == Good bloody day all round biggrin
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lmfao lol
Hi guys just joined the site after some time looking it over ( about a month infact ) and thought i may as well dive in feet first and see where it leads as i like the look of the site, dead friendly and not just full of utter sleezy one liner guys ( unlike a few places i could mention, but wont )
I'am 21 just about to hit 22, a little bit to experianced for my age lol (though im sure alot of the members here make me look like shrew :P ) i reside in the crotch of scotland, Edinburgh. Pretty easy going and always game for a good time, non-pushy and eager to please! biggrin
Many fellow scottish lovers of the flesh around? Will my age ( or lack of it ) work against me?
So i guess all there is left to say is
Hello Everyone
PS: I would like to add im male, i forgot to in the main post redface ( such a dumb-ass) seeing as someone pm'd wondering if i was female >.< my bad, spank meh? :lol: