Chemistry is important.

I like to build a connection that leads to intimate encounters. I value both my time and yours, and therefore only looking for fun and exciting, sexy liaisons with like minded ladies. I have a specific taste and so should you.

I love hot horny housewives and naughty single ladies. The more liberated the better and you should be body / sexually confident and not be afraid to show it off. I love sexy underwear, big boobs and shaved / waxed (sorry, just being honest - no guinea pigs down below).

I understand the FS dynamics and also what it must be like to be inundated with single guys on here messaging you. I won’t send you a dick pic / cum shot and won’t repeatedly bombard you with spam if you’re not interested, just simply say I’m not for you - I don’t offend easily. If you want to know more, read on!

Good, so you’re still here……..

I’m a divorced, simple, no nonsense Glaswegian guy who says it as it is. I have standards. I am clean, smell good & expect no less than the same back.

6’3” cheeky, mature guy who has been round the block once or twice. Yes, I’m 50 not 30, I can’t run a marathon and my only 6 pack is in the fridge. I’m slim, and look after myself, but if you want a ripped gym bod then I’m not for you. I like the nice things in life, and live life to the full. I enjoy female company, a social, a glass or 2 of red wine - i.e. I’m not a quick fuck ‘n’ run.

I’m fun, naughty if it pleases you and I enjoy banter, innuendo, a kiss (lots of tongues), and plenty of passion.

I’m reasonably fit and more importantly hopefully considered a genuine, honest, respectful guy that is good company and an entertaining shag, who is equally as happy to give a long slow comfortable screw, as I am a really firm titty bouncing pump.

I love mutual masterbation, sucking and licking hard erect nipples and breasts and to give and receive oral, all before we get to the naked contortions.

I’m an educated professional businessman, so I can hold a conversation and stimulate both the mind and the body. I like things simple, ie NSA and discreet, hence why very few photos (but which I am happy to provide privately). I do however like the idea of attending some clubs with a regular spirited playmate.

I’m genuinely not looking to fuck my way through here like most guys. Ideally, I would like a regular playmate as it takes time to build a connection (and trust) with someone sexually, but when you do the sex tends to be more liberating and intense.

Just because we are all this site, I don’t expect anyone to immediately jump in between the sheets, but I’m not saying that after a bit of banter, flirting and some common ground that a good spontaneous bonk couldn’t happen, but let’s see how it goes.

I have a life outside of here with kids, pets and a demanding job, all of which come first. I am fiercely protective of my privacy and integrity, and would expect you to have the same outlook back. I have no burning desire to be a pornstar and flash vids all over here. A little respect and intimacy goes a long way in my book.

So if I’ve slightly moistened your knickers, or even just mildly peaked your curiosity, then if you’ve read this far drop me a message and say hi!

Thanks for taking the time to read.

Safe sex only, unless we have a regular gig and have complete trust.

Oh, and please don’t call me honey until we’ve fucked at least twice!