Hi there and welcome to my profile :-). Please take the time to read all of it, as I always do the same before sending a message (with my pictures) and expecting a response.
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Messages:
I like to "see" who is messaging me, so please attach your face pic of you do initiate contact. (Without pretending that we've spoken before.)
A face pic of you.
A recent unedited face pic of you.
Both of you if a couple (obviously)!
No drama please....Oh and good teeth are a must :-D. I love to kiss and don't want bad teeth anywhere on me either.
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Meets:
Social first, with no expectations please.
Cannot travel and Cannot accommodate but want to meet. Erm?! This isn't Demolition Man where such things happen in the mind!
I ONLY do short notice and spur of the moment meets with people I have met before. NO exceptions. That means, NO exceptions. NONE. Well, unless you're one of the people listed at the end of my profile....
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I am looking for:
Easy-going, honest, good quality fun and sexy friends to meet and spend time with whenever we both (or all) wish and are free to.
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About me:
Well mannered, easygoing, a good conversationalist (someone who can hold a conversation - and not just a sexual one), sexual, sensual, funny (that's GSOH not funny in the head!), cheeky and cheeky, passionate, polite, discreet (not discrete) and respectful.
Five feet four inches tall, UK dress size 14-16, natural 36F bust, black shoulder length hair and good teeth.
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My Ideal Person:
Race - human.
Similar qualities to me who I have good chemistry with. NOT married or attached (unless your other half is aware) and not too far away - I am looking for playfriends, not penfriends. Someone who is good company in and out of the bedroom. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously - as I don't. Someone who can laugh at themselves - as I often laugh at myself!
No hedges in (severe) need of a trim please. I floss daily when brushing my teeth. No other time. Guys - it looks bigger when you manscape.
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Men:
to be taller than me - in my heels. Not much to ask, seeing as I am 5 feet 4 inches tall barefoot. Tall is good. Very tall is very good.
I am not into "curvy" men and believe that "athletic" refers to a body type, rather than an ability to be able to run for a bus or a fondness for watching sports....
I tend to lean towards the more shy man offline for some reason. Well, shy in public anyway!
No man strops if I don't fancy you please. It's so unbecoming.
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Women:
Although I do like curvy, shapely ladies, I've yet to have been attracted to any over a UK size 16-18, so will say that that's my upper size limit.
Curves can be small, petite and still present, so please don't be shy ladies ;-)
Bi-selfish women - bye bye.
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Interests:
Well, they are listed on my profile, as I ticked the relevant boxes!
Please do not ask me for nude pics and/or cam shows, as refusal often offends. ("Cybersex" and "Webcams" do not appear under the Interests section of my profile after all. The same applies to "Phone sex").
There is a wonderful thing called "" and it is excellent for easily locating free pictures, porn, videos, etc. This isn't "storytime with NoirPleasure", so can also provide you with stories :-)
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Other/Random:
I enjoy reading profiles that do not fit into a - would make me a bit of a hypocrite if I didn't!
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Meet exceptions:
Tyson Beckford, Omari Hardwick, Tank, Gabriel Aubrey, Morris Chestnut, Adam Levine, Batista, Bradley Cooper, Roman Reigns, Arjun Ram, Mark Foster, Esther Baxter, Elle Varner, Jessie Pavelka, Aiswarya Rai, Rick Yune, Mel B (but no talking or laughing please), Halle Berry, Scarlet Johansson, Kiy Toy Johnson, Justin Timberlake (without his afro), Godfrey Gao, Timbaland, Adam Rodriguez, Miguel, Eric Szmanda as Greg Sanders, Mark Wahlberg (but when he was Marky Mark), Jeri Ryan, Natasha Henstridge (maybe), Archie Kao, Kerry Washington, The Rock, Nia Long, David Gandy, Jamie Dominic, Ice Cube (without the jheri curl) or Lela Rochon.
So basically, if we haven't met before, it's a big fat "NO" to immediate/short notice/guaranteed play meets.
Have a great time! :-)