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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by baggy trousers
My conatcts arrive tomorrow along with my bottle of brown hair dye and chest wig wowi know what the ladies like

OMG pmsl, please dont do it - you know I like grey-haired & smooth!
Well you can do the eyes if you like wink
Quote by markz
That's nothing you should see my parking at waitrose, but then the car next to me always parks badly first so I have no choice in the matter.
Regards
Harry Jones

:shock: you have to park a bike rolleyes
pmsl, harry please tell us you mean your car...? lol
Quote by HarryJones
No......45 doesn't count Harry.......in the back of the queue please :!:

There's a queue? where? could've told me earlier... lol There is normally a queue at the Elveden lights and on the M25 and the M42 mad
flipa
Hi Andy - welcome aboard.
Keep posting and looking out, I'm sure another social in East Anglia will come along again soon wink
Quote by HarryJones
That's nothing you should see my parking at waitrose, but then the car next to me always parks badly first so I have no choice in the matter.
Regards
Harry Jones

LOL that's no excuse - choose a different bay! lol
Quote by Calista


So from this pic are we to assume the twat who couldn't park their car is male because there are specific bays marked for women and disabled drivers? Wonkiest looking parking I've seen in a while and there's really no excuse for it in an empty car park is there?
Me? I'm not a perfect driver by any means, but never a parking fine or points biggrin And I much prefer to reverse into a parking space than drive in, makes parking a doddle.
C x
Couldn't agree more - that parking is diabolical !!
Not straight, too far forward and even facing the wrong way - he'll never pass his test these days... lol
Quote by HarryJones
Well done DD! They said on the radio the other day that parking is more difficult as the today`s cars are bigger than they used to be whilst the parking bays have stayed the same size. And how is your Nissan Micra? bolt

The legal minimum size of a parking bay is 71" but the Ford Focus is 73" wide - how's that gonna work then? confused:
NorfolkBBW, how sad are you for knowing that, and whilst we are all here I think I might be able to get away with the following picture been sat on my hard drive for ages doing bugger all.

:bolt:
Regards
Harry Jones
Well maybe I'm just an anorak like you babe... flipa
Quote by baggy trousers
ohdear my eyes are grey/green i got no chance.

contacts? lol
Quote by bumpkin
Well done DD! They said on the radio the other day that parking is more difficult as the today`s cars are bigger than they used to be whilst the parking bays have stayed the same size. And how is your Nissan Micra? bolt

The legal minimum size of a parking bay is 71" but the Ford Focus is 73" wide - how's that gonna work then? confused:
Quote by HarryJones
And what does Muggle mean confused:
Regards
Harry Jones

You're one Harry, so am I and most of the people on this site too no doubt... wink
Quote by Happy Cats
Hmmm Harry Potter, being one of the few people left in the world yet to read a line or see more than a clip of film, I just can't get excited about the whole phenomenom :shock: it's a kids book for crying out loud, have you all no shame?
lol wink
C x

I'm with you on that, havent a clue about any of it.
i recommend you read the books and re-live your childhood - it's magical! biggrin
That's awful that is - Killng kittens - poor little things.
Also, have you seen the signs at the side of the road sometimes..?
'Cats Eyes Removed' - like wtf?
I dont know how they get away with it let alone advertise the fact! :cry:
Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi All
I am 54 (soon to be 55), 6ft tall, brown hair/eyes
I am looking to meet women between 18 to 70 for fun
Preferably in Cambs, Herts, Beds, NW London or in the North West
Please PM or email me if you are interested
Thanks
NC
xxxxx

Did u say brown eyes? Can I get lost in them? :lickface:
Mmmmm, just a little fantasy of mine wink
Quote by naked-cleaner
I do not shag but will give plenty of kissing, cuddling, caressing and licking.

Harry, why don't you shag ????
Harry's choice babe - the caressing and licking is the best bit anyway wink
Quote by naked-cleaner
Personally I love my men to be older, much older if possible. 50+ if I can (I'm 32) wink
I just dont fancy the younger ones confused
We've said it before Harry - we're just too young for each other! :shock:
lol

I'm 54, but live in Peterborough
Bit far from Norwich sad
it's only a bit far if you think it is... I personally dont think it's that far at all lol :wink:
Quote by master55
No......45 doesn't count Harry.......in the back of the queue please :!:

There's a queue? where? could've told me earlier... lol
Personally I love my men to be older, much older if possible. 50+ if I can (I'm 32) wink
I just dont fancy the younger ones confused
We've said it before Harry - we're just too young for each other! :shock:
lol
Quote by Him'nHer
And if Jezzay pops in again, maybe it's time for another book club meet :shock:

Now there's a good idea... wink
but maybe the first book club was so successful that they're all meeting every week and just not inviting any new members... rolleyes
Quote by mr c
hi sorry to all who thought it was a poor evening but i did reply to all who pm me asking for details. i was quite upset i had to work so maybe next time it will be a better night. Now we know that there are some swingers in town we might all get together!!

hi mr c, nobody's blaming you babe - maybe next time it'll be better cool
Did a meet take place then?
Please do tell... cool
Did you all meet up? Wondered if it all went to plan as nobody was really organising this one rolleyes
Well done on organising this one Kaz, afraid I cant make this date though :cry:
Never mind, hope everyone that attends has a great night biggrin
Have fun! wink
Quote by bonusred
don't you know you can't get a decent pint of the black stuff outside of dublin? lol

Apparently u can these days, although I'm not convinced :cry:
Quote by norfolkbigirl
has anyone arrange accomodation for the night as i have no where to stay :cry:

Dont u live in Norwich then? confused:
Sorry not going to be able to make it now - work I'm afraid.
baggy isn't bi - well if he is he hasn't told me about it lol
Quote by flapjackboy
Ah, but I've yet to find a beer that can match the refreshing taste of Hoegaarden. Kronenberg blanc comes close, but Hoegaarden is just sooo nice.

They still had it in the other week, never mind I'll just have to make a Guinness man of you.. :lickface:
Quote by baggy trousers
I booked to come aswell i go everywhere with Norfolk bbw

& I go nowhere without my baggy trousers... lol