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Over 90 days ago
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Hello Mr Jones.. wink
I went to the beach today and if the weather today is anything to go by then you will have a lovely day out - good luck lol
Yes M - quite sure pmsl
Harry - don't know about cheap beer from Morrisons babe, I'm kinda partial to Irish whiskey now rolleyes
You're not still harping on about that one are you pmsl lol
Lets make sure we do it again in 2007, hopefully you wont be ill & I def wont be giving birth this yr so there's no stopping us wink
Quote by HarryJones
Well we can rely on Harry and Norfolk to make a response rolleyes
We'll try and have fun, but it'll be hard without you two........ been a long time we need to catch up smile
MandH

Even if it is the wrong response redface
Glad you got sorted and Hello Norfolk kiss
Regards
Harry Jones
hi Harry :happy:
Hi you two biggrin
I'm not free and I'm the wrong sex anyway lol
Hope you have loads of fun! lol
Hi M & H - all's well with me thanks although you wouldn't believe the size of my belly now! pmsl. Hope everything's good at your end biggrin
Baggy - I know u only want to go again this yr so u can share a bed with Harry again pmsl - remember the chamber maid in the morning? lol
Sorry babe, only jesting cool
Harry - sorry I finished off your mammons... no, actually I'm not, it was delicious :P
Hope the baby's early so I can come too wink
Why do I always read the posts too late? lol
Let us know what you thought of the club please smile
Oh Harry my friend - it would be so good to join u at the beer festival again.. but as you know my baby is due on Oct 12th so it may be pushing it a little rolleyes lol
Let me know of proceedings just in case though- you never know this one could come tomorrow! :shock:
Oh Harry my friend - it would be so good to join u at the beer festival again.. but as you know my baby is due on Oct 12th so it may be pushing it a little rolleyes lol
Let me know of proceedings just in case though- you never know this one could come tomorrow! :shock:
Good Luck with everything & I also cant wait for the 'He/She's Here!' post biggrin
People have said it before and you know it also, but she's def in the right place. It is serious but they wont let anything go wrong - so no worrying cool
I had emergency c/s with my first, problematic but normal delivery with the second and am now expecting again in Oct - I'm shitting myself due to these various problems so I'll def be in the 'best place' when my time comes too confused
All the best mate
:bounce:
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I had my hood pierced a few weeks ago, I had put it off for ages as I was scared of the pain factor. I am now so pleased that I finally had the "balls" to go get it done biggrin

Did it hurt then lilacgem? confused:
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had the op 21 days ago only one problem after - a few days later i woke up with a involuntary erection and burst some of the stitches :shock: ,only i did`nt realise until after , anyway just about healed now, just taken longer... rolleyes
i was told the stitches would disolve 10 days after which they did , however they used two types of stitches white gut stitches external and internal ones which where purple these internal ones i would`nt of seen if not for my mishap ,the thing is those ones had not disolved at all after 12 days, so i presume they take a lot longer to disolve...
even with the healing delay it has been ok and im pleased with the end result wink

Pleased it's gone all okay for you cool
My dog had purple stitches and white stitches when she had her op too, in fact just before I came online I saw something purple on her foot and thought it was a bit of thread so I tried to take it off, only then did I realise that it was actually sticking out through her skin :shock: bless her
All my close friends know & have done for years - in fact the only person that doesn't know is hubby & the in-laws.... no, make that just hubby redface
Quote by lilacgem
've got to admit to being really tempted by having my hood pierced too, although am a little nervous & don't like pain sad & pain factor is varied on the posts, some say it hurts & others say it didn't. I know that we are all individuals & what may be painful to one person may not to another.
I've had both nipples pierced on seperate occasions & by different people, one sprayed something on to freeze it first & the other just pieced it, I found both painful, don't suppose I will know the answer unless I do go ahead & have it done.

I too have been tempted to have my hood/clit pierced. I just worry about it going wrong, what if I can never feel anything ever again there? :cry:
Plus of course I really fancy my piercer so that could be embarrasing lol redface
I'm not concerned about the pain issue, when I'm having a piercing I just try to think about something else e.g. what my piercers cock looks like rolleyes
I've had over 25 piercings from this guy and he's only hurt me on 1 of them, bless him lol
Just reminded me that I haven't had a mince pie yet - been too busy with the sherry... lol
Quote by Andy100
Well having lived in a small Norfolk Village for over 21 years i would actually re-word small place to small minds , as poohbear pointed out they may accept your grandchildren (if your lucky) , after the first five years trying to integrate and getting nowhere we thought sod this for a game of soldiers and started to ignore the whispers and rumours and started making some up of our own , its brilliant sport and keeps them going for weeks , as I work away a bit you get the comments at the local shop
“so your back then” and after fishing for where you have been just tell them “sorry but its more than my life’s worth to tell you but can you change some Columbian money ? , you just know it will be round the whole village in a flash , over the years we have done the drug baron , porn and rock star sketches all to great amusement and a lot of twitching curtains
If you cant beat them join them
Love Andy

I've got tears rolling down my face :giggle:
I can just imagine it in this village lol
I'm getting quite excited about this now lol
Baggy trousers would also like to join us cool
I'm contacting that persoanl trainer again cos I need LOADS of support on this one! redface
I heard one last month that had me in floods, it was around Rememberance Day.
It's called 'The Green Fields of France' or sometimes called 'Willie McBride'
Anyone know it?
very poignant :cry:
Quote by HarryJones
harry - the geezer in the aston appears between the ads and the next bit of the programme during 5th Gear - tuesdays at 8 on 5 (I think)
BBW - Ah yes - the S&H - Bedford Dormobiles up the A140 for a bop and (usually) to run away from the riots on a friday (Go9d-I'm old!!!)

1. Thanks for that but I don't have a television licence so no good to me.
2. A Bedford what confused: Never heard of one.
Regards
Harry Jones
Isn't it one of those campervan thingys? :?:
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then leave early wink before the chamber maid!

Yes Hary, unlike last time eh? innocent pmsl
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Shall I start a petition to re-open this famous and hallowed place for grannies to goto on a Wednesday night confused:
Regards
Harry Jones

Well after meeting up with you lot in Norwich the other week and seeing the changes that have taken place, it's likely that Sampsons has made way for a Hotel/Car Park/Shopping Centre etc............ don't ask me where it was cos I don't know. I knew my way from the Post House Hotel on the Ipswich Road (now a Holiday Inn) to the training centre I used to frequent.
close to the big square thingy they have/had the market in...... other than that I was always too pissed to know what was going on dunno :grin:
Oh and there was another place we used to frequent called Scamps......... any one know what I'm on about
Dorry babe, not heard of Scamps :cry:
Count me in too please.. need to lose loads of weight but iI'll be buggered if I'm posting my weight on here lol lol
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cool I'd love to go to a grab a granny night but can't seem to find any down here. sad
Regards
Harry Jones

There used to be a great one on a wednesday night at a place called Sampsons in Norwich :grin: ............... mind you that was about 25 years ago :shock:
Now...what was I doing 25 years ago confused: ......I was 31 then...must have mispent my youth :(
Better make up for it now then wink
It's never too late you know :wink:
Now what was I doing 25 years ago..? I was just a twickle in my fathers eye..
I wish rolleyes
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cool I'd love to go to a grab a granny night but can't seem to find any down here. sad
Regards
Harry Jones

There used to be a great one on a wednesday night at a place called Sampsons in Norwich :grin: ............... mind you that was about 25 years ago :shock:
Blimey - where'd u dig that memory up from? lol It's no longer there I'm afraid lol
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you just need to get out more rolleyes
rotflmao

Maybe I need to get out more too - I thought this thread was gonna be about the new Renault Clio redface