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NorfolkNewby
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
UK

About

Don't be offended if I don't respond. I get a lot of offers - why would I respond to winks? Profound apologies to all

others I have ignored in the past. Best intentions - respond to all emails. Reality is - I don't need a part time clerical

job. Sorry.

Oh, and don't stamp your foot - I'm whispering to someone else ..

About me ..

I should change my username from NorfolkNewby to NorwichIntermittent.

I have a bi-polar sex drive.

20 days of the month I run at 0-10%. Real life takes over - SH becomes a vaguely embarrassing memory. Just don't bother me.

Every 10 days or so, everything changes. Suddenly again I want to look at nice big dick pics... and read all the dirty

things you guys want to do to me..

At about 50% I can resist no more .. and come slinking back to the site.

At 60% I'm reading the stories, getting off on the videos and pictures.. SH becomes the gateway to find what I need.

At 70% I'm ready for Mr VWE.

At 80% I'm ready for Mr VWE to spread me wide and use me on the bonnet of his car.

At 95%+ Tie me down! Mr VWE needs to bring his mates to finish the job.

You need to catch me at 65%+ - or be available at short notice! If I'm really horny - and your message is really

imaginative - don't worry - I'll find you.

Subject to the above I like :

Pornography - pictures, videos, stories - the rougher the better ... Never made a video - but often fantasize ..

Anonymous sex. Unless you really hit the spot, the more I know you, the less likely I'll want to use your dick. So - if I

ignore you - it might just be a compliment!

Sometimes I like to chat. I love to hear your fantasies too - especially if they coincide with mine.

Whisper if you must but don't shout if I'm enjoying someone else. I'm allergic to hassle - knocks me right back to zero.

I'm sure there's more .. Oh yes..

With Someone? Don't expect a response unless your partner is a consenting SH member.

Thanks but no thanks - I'm not bi-curious.

Sorry, safe sex only friends.

Thanks for reading. Have fun.

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Gang bangs
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Male
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles