Ok, I hate this bit, trying to describe who and what I am.

Lets start, I'm around 5.7-8, like reading and movies. Music I tend to like most types.

I'm into various types of BDSM.

I'm around 5 kilo overweight, mostly on my belly. Bald, no peircings but a few small tattoos.

I like oral, masturbation, vaginal and anal sex, I've been told I'm very good at fisting. 

I'm not put of by age, race, size, gender. It's the person inside I look at not the covering.

I've had fun with cis males/females, trans m2f/f2m. The oldest I've had fun with was 83, (and she almost killed me and 3 other guys), the youngest was 19 (and did he know how to fuck me).

When it's bi, well I'm a bit of a cock hungry guy, 1 in the ass an 1 in me mouth, mebbe 1 in each hand. Luvvly.

I can travel, but cannot accomodate. Should I arrange a meet, I will be there. Due to work and family I don't get a lot of free time, so what I do get I don't want to waste.

I expect discretion, cleanliness, honesty and a lack of drugs. I'm looking for fun, not a relationship. Should I bump into you in the street, I would not acknowledge you. That way I could not out you by accident.

Well, thats me. Now it's up to you.