Quote by Rainbows
Okay - have just come back from pub where one of my best gay (male) friends told the following story - which cracked me up. Soooo - I was wondering if any of you could come up with a better put down for someone who said they were WE and, umm - weren't!
He met this bloke online who claimed to be well endowed. He "chatted" online for a while and then went onto talking to him on the phone. Apparentely this guy had a really nice phone voice that just shouted to him "WE!!!". So he agreed to meet him at a hotel. He rang the doorbell and this bloke answered the door naked. My friend took one look and said...(you have to imagine alll the camp gay hand movements here!) "Hunny I want my arse fucked.. not my belly button!!!"

So come on - what would YOU say to someone who said they were WE and were, well, kinda lacking!!

Quote by brjn2
We haven't been looking very long, and we're not in any great hurry, but we've had a couple of false starts and we were curious to know how long it took for other couples and singles to get things started. So, we are asking -
Firstly, how long did it take for you to meet your first contact face-to-face, and
Secondly, how long did it take before you got any shagging going? :
Br & Jn xxx

Quote by surreyphil
No way near as good as the original though! Why do people do covers??