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OutdoorLaddie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · West Yorkshire
18+ Only
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About

I am a mature professional married man who is missing out at home. These days don’t even get vanilla sex. Despite this I wish to remain married and need discretion.

I am fit and good looking for my mature years. I practise safe sex and I have had the snip but my body still active sexually.

I am looking for a woman to entertain and be entertained by her. I would like to have an ongoing affair but quite happy if you prefer a one off. I don’t mind if you don’t want full intercourse but just what to kiss or fondle each other. On the other hand I am quite happy to try all sex positions. The choice is yours.

I am not choosey – young or old – small or large – black or white.

I don’t expect to get straight down to it and suggest a drink somewhere to see if we are happy with each other before we proceed. No pressure – if not happy then either party can leave.

I can’t normally meet weekends but I am usually free in the week.

Please ask if you want to see a picture.

Comments mention plumber - here is an old profile - makes the comments clearer.

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The bored housewife looking for sex with the tradesman or whoever appears on the doorstep is surely an urban myth.

I started my working life as a chimney sweep but the only breast I saw was the chimney’s breast.  Maybe I was too mucky for the lady of the house so I became an electrician.

As an electrician the only thing I saw bare were wires.  Maybe I was too shocking for the lady of the house so I became a carpet fitter.

As a carpet fitter the only thing I got to lay was underlay.  Maybe I was too rug ged! So I became a door to door salesman

As a door to door salesman the only knockers I handled were door knockers.  Maybe I sold my wares too well and not myself!  So I became a postman.

As a postman the only box I put anything in was a post box.  Maybe I was too much of a male man!

So I became a plumber.

As a plumber I entered the house and the lady of the house said “Stop cock, right there” and she wasn’t pointing at my tool bag.

So I have had no luck and as I am tall dark and handsome (what all ladies want) then I can only conclude that the sex starved bored housewife is an urban myth.

Am I right or am I wrong? You tell me.  Are you that housewife or one of them if there is more than one?

If you are young do you fancy a mature man?

If you are middle aged do you fancy someone your own age?

If you are old, do you fancy a toy boy?

Have tool will travel? 

Downside I do have a weird sense of humour!!!


Interests

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Age: 18 - 82
Distance: 90 miles