Well firstly thanks for looking at this. We are D&G and are always looking to meet sexy, likeminded people.

G is bi (definately not curious any more) and we just love anything sexual ! We both love long sessions of oral, both ways and plenty of kissing and touching.

We enjoy a drink and like nothing more than to go out and flirt with new friends. (underwear optional...lol)

We dont take ourselves too seriously but we insist on enjoying life to the full and have a good sense of humour ! We enjoy a good laugh as well as the sexier things in life !

So...

God visits a man and tells him that he has to give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven.

The man replies "fair enough"

One week later God visits the man to see how he is doing?

The man replies not bad, "I've given up the smoking and drinking but I'm afraid when my wife bent over the freezer yesterday I just had to fuck her up the arse"

God replied "They dont really like that sort of behaviour in heaven"

"No shit" said the man, "They aint too bloody pleased with it in Tesco either" !

If that didn't make you smile then I guess we might not be the sort of people you are looking for !

But thanks for reading this and drop us a few lines just to say Hi anyway.

TTFN x