We're in las americas, Tenerife 9 to 19 May and looking for fun/social with guys, girls and couples.

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Married couple looking for guys, girls and couples within 15 miles MAX from us (Sorry - no people from London). Take a look at our ads to see more detail about us and what we're looking for.

We're very friendly and laid back people (despite what the above list suggests!) and are looking for similar friendly, reasonably educated and considerate people like us.

We can accommodate but rarely can we travel. If we can, we'll indicate so in our ads.

So please feel free to contact us but just make an effort with your messages - they really do reflect the personality of the person sending it...........

Would welcome party invites!!

Ok, as we get many inappropriate messages from people that haven't read our profile properly (Our BLOCK list is growing quickly!) it's best we get some things out of the way...............

I) Please do NOT send friend requests when we haven't even exchanged messages!!!

2) We CANNOT meet during the daytime.

3) We can ONLY usually meet Friday or Saturday night, unless our ads suggest otherwise.

4) We often can only arrange meets at short notice due to domestic circumstances.

5) We do NOT reply to friend requests unless there has been exchanges of messages.

6) We do NOT reply to one line initial messages.

7) We do NOT reply to messages without pictures.

8) We do NOT reply to messages in 'txt' speak.

9) We do NOT reply to lazy 'winks' from full members.

10) We do NOT reply to messages that clearly indicate the sender hasn't read our ads/profile properly or 'stock' messages sent out on a mass basis to numerous members.

11) We do NOT reply to unsolicited whispers in the chatrooms.

12) We do NOT meet people who happen to be passing through the area who fancy a quick fuck.

13) We do NOT reply to messages that IGNORE our preferences and requests for pictures.

14) We don't mind cock pics, AS LONG AS THEY ARE ACCOMPANIED WITH FACE & FULL BODY PICS.

15) We ARE looking for long term arrangements but MAY consider a one off.

16) We ARE looking for people within 15 MILES MAX of us ONLY, but NOT people from London.

17) We don't mind if you're married, but NOT if that means you have to skulk around to get out of the house for half an hour. You MUST have freedom to MEET at short notice if married.

18) We do NOT meet fuck buddies that only get together for swinging.

19) We DO practise SAFE SEX.

20) We DO meet bi guys and girls, but NOT gay guys.

21) We do NOT meet for 'quickies', unless we have established a relationship/friendship.

22) We DO have KIDS so CANNOT meet at the drop of a hat.

23) Sometimes we WILL be delayed when meeting, and occasionally WILL have to cancel at short notice. This annoys us too, but please understand domestic circumstances sometimes makes things difficult.

24) We DO like to take pics/videos solely for our own personal use.

25) We WILL add to this list!

We're sorry we found it necessary for this list, but we are inundated with naff, rude & ignorant messages!

Please put the word 'NIPPLES' in your reply so we know you've read our entire profile! :-)