I've been mooching about here for a few weeks now, and thought it was time to dive in and see if anyone notices the splash, or any ripples......................

I'm a tall single straight 50yo guy in the NW looking to have discreet fun with Straight Couples, Couples with a Bi Fem, or possibly Bi Couple provided that the Male completely respected that I am straight, and Single Straight or Bi Fems in the NW and surrounding areas.

I'm a respectable intelligent professional businessman, laid back (almost horizontal) easy going, and easy to get along with, genuine, reliable, honest & trustworthy, respectful, “normal” person, with a

“live and let live” philosophy, with modern day thinking but old fashioned values.

I would be 100% respectful of your requirements, boundaries, wishes, and rules. After all, it would be YOUR gig, I would just be a visitor in your life, hopefully enhancing your sex lives, and although I'm sure that I would be enjoying the situation, it HAS to be on YOUR terms so that YOU get what you want out of the encounter, otherwise, what's the point ?

If you are into hard rough frenzied sex, or the Fem just wants as much cock as she can get, then I'm NOT the guy for you.

I'm more into the sensual, relaxed side of sex, slowly building up the excitement and anticipation as things progress and become more intimate.

Ideally, the Fem will be a 6'0” tall lightly tanned Janet Reger wearing mixture of Holly Willoughboobies and Carol Vorderman (that's Hollys brains and Carols looks) with an exact matching pair of DD's, Nipples like Organ Stops, finalist in the UK Most Sensitive Clit 2012 Competition, with a Pussy that once gave someone the “idea” to invent the “Supa-Soaker”, and the Male will have a smaller cock than me...........................

In the even that you don't meet ALL of the above criteria, just be yourselves, and we'll go from there !!!

If you've managed to get this far, thanks for reading my profile, any of the above has done any box ticking, aroused any curiosity and you want to get it touch, either get your people to call my people, or send me a message with the name of your first pet (or something equally ridiculous) in the subject line, and as soon as I've got over the shock of receiving it I'll get back to you

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