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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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Get her to call her Mum/best friend and talk 'normally - no groans' while you fuck her from behind :-)
Quote by Toots
The cruddy rubbish that they churn out now is utter pants

Square pants I think you'll find .... wink
Quote by Too Hot
Each to their own...... But sharing something so personal about someone you profess to love so much - on a swinging site?........
How do you think she would react if she found out that you had posted this and highlighted all of her weaknesses to the world?
If this is how you treat you wife I would not be surprised if the causes of her depression are somewhat closer to home and more obvious than you think.
Personally, I think this thread should be deleted as an invasion of privacy of someone who is not here to respond to these comments made about them.

I actually agree with most of that.
Quote by GnV
We are Lost, nervous newbies, who have never swung before and never used a swunging site either. Thought we'd like to take a trip on the dark side with you lot of perverts and deviants and see what it's all about. No doubt we are all going to burn in hell for doing this stuff.
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?

Since most swingers are poor Lost (you seen the price of club admission these days??) curtains are a luxury I'll afforded, so the larger the pampas grass on your front lawn, the less likely the neighbours will see the sordid goings on in your front room....
Or garden .... innocent
Tarkadhal - are you looking for forfeits or dares? Forfeits suggests your partner does your bidding for a 'misdemeanour'. Dare is maybe different and involves you more possibly? dunno
Quote by flower411
Last time I posted on here I got a tirade of abuse and hardly any genuine answers so I've left it a while until it calmed down!

No need to worry about that now !! All the lovely fluffy bunny people who used to post in here are back so you won't get anything but helpful answers lol
Well that was really helpful from a (presumably) non lovely fluffy bunny person rolleyes
Quote by tricky-dicky
Guess what I'm wearing today! lol

Wellies ?
:lol: Not quite.
Are we talking about shoes/boots etc that are actually worn on a regular or occasional basis?
If so:
2 pairs of flatties
1 pair of wellies (or willies as per Deancannock) wink
1 pair of boots
2 pairs of FM shoes (rarely worn lately)
4 pairs of flipflops
If not:
Fuck knows how many pairs of all sorts of heels, flatties etc. in a bag in the wardrobe which haven't seen the light of day for as long as I can remember!!
Guess what I'm wearing today! lol
Quote by deancannock
well....3 pairs of work shoes
........8 pairs of going out shoes
........3 pairs of walking shoes/boots
........2 pairs of running shoes
........2 pairs of pumps for squash
........3 pairs of trainers
........3 pairs od allstar type trainers
........4 pairs of flip flops
........2 pairs of willies
so that's 30 pairs.....does that make me an honorary female !!!

:eeek:
Nope - my youngest is 23, but I can still remember the stressy bits with all 5 of them when they went to get their results!!
Quote by Lizaleanrob
i hate dealing with public end of
Liza breeds and shows dogs and we had a polish couple come to view one of Liza's pups, they emailed us an hour later to say although our pups where all nice the one they wanted wasn't as dark as they had wanted so would we take 200 pounds less,
we emailed them the following day to say we had discussed it with the dog and the dog thought it was worth 200 more as it meant it had to learn polish if it was going to live with them. :twisted:
they never mailed back dunno

That made me chuckle lol
Quote by Happy-Cat
Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes.
Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening lol

Well you said it ... :lol:
Quote by Happy-Cat
Food descriptions
e.g.
Sun ripened tomatoes
Baby potatoes
Drizzled with.....
Rustic
Cooked to perfection
Boils my piss it does

Ffs. I think I've just fallen in love with you. Again. Damn!
Why can't I get this flipping song out of my head? Been there for days now. Grrr
Quote by Happy-Cat
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....

You know, I do despair sometimes really I do!
:thumbup:
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....
Quote by Happy-Cat
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Bloody fuckity hell!
Its Happy-Cat. Cant you even get that right?
Shurrup ya miserable-bastard :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol

Nope - that's definitely normal service. :lol:
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink
Quote by Happy-Cat
Today I had fun with a chainsaw, now i'm bloody knackered.

Bloody knackered? Doesn't sound good!
Today I am mostly grrr and ffs with the world. Well, my world. Grr and ffs.
And breathe .....
Quote by Happy Cats
I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else..

Heres your chance. Just keep your gob shut - before, during and after!!!
lol
:gagged:
I've never 'slept' with anyone who would be even remotely interesting to anyone else. Neither am I. Why would you share the details even if you were remotely interesting anyway? Particularly if you're slagging them off. Just plain nasty and pointless. Who gives a fuck (pardon the pun).
Quote by bluexxx

I'm currently on the edge of my seat watching an episode of Aircrash Investigation that I've never seen before. There's going to be a crash landing. It's very tense.

Oh. I love that. I have several recorded, already watched but still saved to be a saddo and watch again. :-)
In edit - the ending's not gonna change is it!! lol
This one is great. The plane lost all its hydraulics and the pilots had to crash land. Over 100 people died but 185 survived, despite the plane breaking up and setting on fire on impact. The pilots were helped by a passenger who was a DC-10 instructor, they all survived too worship.
The shocking ones are the ones where crashes are caused by a big attack of Stupid... like where someone uses the wrong screws :eeek:
What I like about it is how they work out probable/definite cause to hopefully make air travel even safer.
I saw 'Plane Crash' the other day where they did a deliberate one. One of the things they analysed was the safest seats on a plane. Don't think there was a definitive conclusion - good job else we'd all be fighting for the same handful of seats! :lol: But it was interesting to see how a plane responds in certain situations.
The worst ACI episode I've seen 'cause wise' was the pilot who committed suicide and took all the passengers and crew out with him. Can't budget for that can you? :-?
Quote by bluexxx
I'm currently on the edge of my seat watching an episode of Aircrash Investigation that I've never seen before. There's going to be a crash landing. It's very tense.

Oh. I love that. I have several recorded, already watched but still saved to be a saddo and watch again. :-)
In edit - the ending's not gonna change is it!! lol
Quote by foxylady2209
My take on bra sizes.
Bras with different shapes (location of straps, balcony or full cup etc) are different sizes (ie fit different sized breasts) even if the label says the same thing.
Bras from different suppliers are different sizes - even if the label says the same thing.
Cheap bras tend to be smaller than more expensive ones.
Cheaper bras (ie affordable) don't last as long before going saggy.
You can never get a nice 'set' (for the boys - a bra and panty pairing that match) off the peg if you are over a B. You can get them online - sometimes.
Anything over a B is more expensive.
Fun lingerie and sexy stuff is stupid expensive for over a C if it is available at all.
Summary - I HATE BUYING BRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and when the underwire snaps it stabs you in the ribs.

Well put and saved me posting. I think I love you lol