Hi all,

R and D here, a happily married early 40's couple, one shy, one more adventurous, both looking to dip our toes and have a little fun. We're looking for a single male to join us in our frolics, but not just anyone...

Ideally, we're looking for someone aged between 30-39, who isn't bad looking and likes to take care of themselves. Someone with a good body, a good level of intelligence, but most of all, someone who will treat my lady with the decency and respect she deserves.

Now, seeing as we're so picky (if you read on, we really are :p), a little about us.

R is gorgeous, with beautiful curves on her size 12 waist... Makes my skin tingle just thinking about running my hands down them. Her full, firm breasts are so sweet and delicate, with beautiful nipples. She is a real lady in every aspect. She loves to dress in hot underwear, french knickers being a favourite. She can be a real teaser, too :-p

She hates roughness and gruffness, so treating her gently is of utmost importance.

D hits the gym, and is athletic to muscular build. He loves to treat his lady with gentle hands and a gentle tongue. He's dabbled in the past in the swinging scene. He is going to be present at all times while R plays, sometimes in the background, sometimes joining in. Which brings us on to what we're looking for...

So, as said earlier, someone who looks after themselves. A reasonable body, not bad looking and a good level of intelligence. Somebody clean with a good level of hygiene and grooming. We are looking for a cock no less than 7" but no bigger than 9". Damn, we're picky, aren't we!

Therefore, if you aren't 30-39, have a potbelly, are less than good looking, have a cock smaller then 7", have low intelligence or any kind of mental problem, or are coarse or abrasive in any way, then we don't want to hear from you. If you can't treat a lady gently, then we don't want to hear from you. No pain, no biting. You should be single in the first instance, and safe sex is an absolute must. Oh, and we expect some writing or info in your profile too.

Well, we hope some of you have got past that :-)

We have our own place just outside Nottingham and are looking for someone to come round and have some fun with us, someone who is as laid back and as easy to get on with as us. There are some do's and dont's but they will be discussed in more detail with any successful job applicants :p

Please drop us a line if you reckon you fit the bill. We don't want winks or one liners, some info is definitely required. Take care and happy swinging and stuff.