Last wednesday I went to Tog Hill Picnic Site near Bath, looking for some bi-fun. Most of the punters were either very old or not attractive, so I decided to leave and get a coffee. When I got back I had just driven in when a a bare leg came out of the driving seat of a little red car. I slowed as I passed and saw a tall man dressed in jumper and very short skirt, and carrying a handbag get out of the car and go into toil...