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Rocket_Dog
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Big thanks to pebbledemon for the block booking of the hotel !!
The time back at the hotel after the last Munch was fab and really made our first ever Munch the great night it was.
Oh and if 8 people want to dump themselves in our room again, take your bottles with ya. Could have made a tenner taking the empties back lol biggrin
See ya all soon xxxxxxxxxxx
Huge sorry but pissed and realy cant be arsed going back over all the pages to see if we on the list redface
Can ya just conform we aree on the list Babe1, or do we need to send you a PM to confirm. We definitely coming, but now sure if you need a PM off us as confirmation.
V & J xxxx
Hi Sarah
Can you take our name off the list sad
Things have come up and we're no longer free on this date.
Sure we are gonna be missing a wicked night :cry:
Well hope you all have a great time xxxx
Is the reason some women love bigger cocks because they are......er..........more accomodating downstairs than other women.
Since its one thing fitting inside another, maybe fair to look at the size of both.
And no I aint got a small one, so not looking for excuses lol
If we staying not too far away, then we might like to come, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase.
We aint booked anywhere yet and not sure whether Hotel will be near you hun.
Nomad, you couldnt even find your way back to hotel from the Yorkshire Munch - and it was the same way we came lol.
Anyway, did someone mention a party ??
I've always seen it more like the husband being a submissive type - watching his wife get pleasured better and longer than he can manage.
Tis apparently much better if lover boy has a much bigger cock than him too, which wifey gloats and humiliates him about.
Well VickyUK seen my truncheon but I never got to take down her particulars sad lol
Bring back strip searching for minor ofences I say biggrin
Hi Marcuso
Can we come too if ya still have room? After our first Yorks Munch we hooked now. Our lives will never be the same again biggrin
Hey SexyBrief - do you realy think a rude, arrogoant sounding, cant be arsed woman sounds very apealing ??
Sure you'll get the meet your after one day, but boy you making hard work of it biggrin
Ooooooh us please.
If it's only half as good as last weeks Munch, then gonna be a great night !!
Had to come on and give a few mentions to people who really made our first Munch so much fun and so memorable. In no particular order tho.
Oh Postie, couldnt find your tie mate in hotel room. Definitely not there tho. And cheers for the "honourable mention in dispatches" - trouble was no bugger wanted it sad
Nomad, don't thank us for helping you get back to the hotel. We were that wrecked we thought we were following you!
VickyUk apart from having am amazing arse you made us both feel so welcome and helped us relax into it all. biggrin
Thanks to Novice1 for great company and introducing us to a cracking breakfast - but did it have to be at bloody 9am ! lol Oh and hope to see both you in Scarborough.
Essexlady you owe me a coffe in bed nexttime - 50p that cost me lol
Tatty you were well worth a scrub hun wink next time I might even use 2 'mittens' :D
Marcuso - snogging my bird, leaving me free to snog someone else, yay!
BiPoisonDwarf for a wicked snog. ya got a tongue like an electric eel hun. Expecting part 2 next time we meet. :wink:
Cheers to Angel for getting Mrs Fun talking about ya non stop when we got back home. Must have been one hell of a kiss as she is more bloody bi-curious now !! :D She dedinitely wants another.
Sorry to ramble on, just had such a fab time and want to thank so many for making it so enjoyable. Dont know why we were nervous now lol. Loads more people we had chats with (and snogs) so thanks to everybody and hope to see you at the next one.
Oh and bloody PS. Mrs Fun wants a chuffing positronic, shaking, vibrating capsule thingy.
Thanks from us to Babe & Tbone too. And thanks for the invite babe1.
This was our frst munch, were obviously feeling a little nervous before hand, but had an absolutely brilliant time !! biggrin :D :D
So thanks to everyone, and I mean everyone, for making us feel so welcome. Not sure if appropriate to mention names (Im new lol) so best not. But great that the showers in the hotel were big enough for 2 !! Oh and to my sexy bottomed friend, I've measured out an exact third of the length and its all yours next time wink
So huge thanks folks for making a couple of nervous newbies have such a fantastic night !
Hi cc_7up
We have looked at their website and are thinking of going this summer.
Be good to hear what you make of it. Or if anyone else has some good reviews.
Oops sorry not wishing to hijack your thread.
I understand where your coming from hun, and some do take it a little too far with newbies. We're fairly new too.
But as da69ve pointed out, most are gentle digs and 99% is good natured banter.
Imagine people smiling when they're typing and you'll see that its mainly just pulling your leg. Smile when ya reply too, you'll see what diference it makes.
Sex is fun with plenty of laughs as well ya know.
So good luck and keep chating .
Does it drain the blood from your brain, making you sound an absloute tosser ??
Not sure if you vvvvwe or just have a stutter lol.
Good luck with 'starting a debate', oh and got a big one of my own to play with. Just not sure how many vvvvv's to give him.
Think maybe too nervous at first for fancy dress hun.
Well at least till after a few vodkas lol
Are there any shoe salesmen out there for me !!!!! ??????
Doesn't matter what you look like, how well hung you are, whether you can hold a conversation or whether you can even mumble coherently, hell doesn't have to be even clean - just gotta be a shoe salesman and that'll do it for me mmmmmmmmm

Guess I wont be trying any other ironic comments in future. lol
Hey ya cant blame the lad for trying tho.
It's gotta be hard (no pun intended lol) for a single guy to get anywhere on Swinging sites.
And while it wasnt a new aproach, at least he has got 2 pages of thread going lol
We get PM's due to size of my fellas bits and pieces so there are women and couples looking for big ones. Can honestly say a geat sense of humour and easy going aproach is much more important tho.
Bluetvr get in the chatrooms, chat and banter with folk hun. And good luck xxxx
Not sure if it will help, but we like to look at peoples Ads.
We like to save any we like as 'favourites' and go back for 2nd looks etc. We don't always come on her daily so lose track of threads.
Not sure if you have an Ad, but if not it may help to get one.
Bestest of luck to you both xxx
And there was I thinking me and Mrs Fun were having a weekend alone lol.
Look forward to meeting you all.
Bluetvr congratulations hun.
Your balatant attempt to get your AD viewed more times than it would have been normally is commendable. It shows inititiative and has clearly worked.
Nice one babes.
Its that kind of extra thought and thinking that makes for a good lover, not the size of your cock.
Whats your next plan to get your ad viewed lol ??
V xxxx