What am I here for? Basically to have some uncomplicated fun. I'm not here to answer the question "what do I like to do?". I like to agree the boundaries and then go on a wonderful voyage of self discovery and mutual satisfaction. I like my mind to be stimulated as well as my body so please only get in touch if you are articulate and educated - sorry but white van brigade and similar need not apply. I love to chat, but do we always have to talk about sex? I think not (but can do, lol). And just so you don't waste your time or mine, I'm not interested in anyone under the age of 30 - yes I know you can give me a good time, yes I know you wanna do it for me baby, yes i know you think you can change my mind but, it's about time you younger guys learnt that no thanks, means just that, thanks but no. So, if after all this you are still interested in a feisty, sexy BBW then come an find me in a BBW chat room or drop me a line. Please don't ask me to cam 1-2-1 or play on MSN - am not interested and

p.s. - please don't bother sending me a wink. I don't have time for anyone who cannot string together a simple original sentence of introduction.

Kiss kiss.

So now we have all that out of the way let me answer the question I am most frequently asked. What sort of man do I go for? Easy - must be at least 5'10". Anyone over 6ft, yum yum pig's bum. Must have hair - no bald or shaven heads please. Oh, and guys, no ponytails please. Don't go much on facial hair and certainly not interested if your chest wears too much fur. Other than that, please be articulate and possess a good sense of humour.

As for the ladies - who's discriminating!!! lol