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Quote by sheffieldfun4two
M's been smooth and silky for about three yeras now and she says that it makes sex much more sensuous. It also makes her feel sexy just generally day to day. She says that other guys who have touched her love it too! I do!

OK!! Thats done it!!
Its coming off this afternoon!!
Himself isnt home until Friday so if I make a Rick of it, or have a stubbly 'chin' lol I can have another 'go' at the Muff Ruff before he comes home.
Next Meet here isnt for another two weeks. I'll keep quiet about it (IF I can!) and see what the reaction is from the Fellas (and the girls, of course!) when I bare all.
L&K passionkiss
Shirley
Now we know where our Tax money goes!!
What a load of Bollocks!!
This Gov are total :wanker:
At least my document came in useful - I tore it up and put the shreds in my Worm Compost bin to feed the little darlings. They love Bullshit!!
L&K
Shirley
Er Reese - I don't believe he has, nor I, you!! :lickface:
He's away all week - I'll ask him on Friday!! lol :lol:
L&K
hump Shirley

We play at Porn Stars often, both at home and at Meets. Yes, Calista, we put the cam on too - God help us if the kids ever find our stache of "ShirleyDoes's Greatest HIts"
However, take it from me that I dont ever fake my orgasms, although Ian says he fakes all his!!! lol rotflmao
L&K
Shirley 69position
Quote by VenusnMars
We have nothing to be ashamed of.
Venusxxx

F---g right, Venus!!
How you manage TWO households is beyond me!!
With Ians job being a Pro musician :karaoke: , the work is not always there - especially in the dead patch between NY Eve and Easter.
As you will well know, It gets very, very difficult to make ends meet when you have two avaricious (but wonderful) kids who dont get it why they cant have the latest fashion or a Fiver on demand to go out with their mates.
We women should be on Blue Peter to show just what can be done with almost nothing!
Keep up the good work!! I admire your spirit and determination!!
"We, the willing
Led by the Unknowing
Are doing the Impossible for the Ungrateful
We have done so much for so long
With so little, for so little,
That we can now do everything with nothing!!
I know that Mars is NOT ungrateful, but you get the message!
Love :inlove:
Shirley
"does anyone remember Vera Lynn??
Of course - she was the Forces Friend in WW2. What a girl!!!!
I can barely (sic) cope with half a dozen at once but the Armed Forces - WOW!!!!
Iwas once told she had a criminal record - her rendition of "White Cliffs of Dover" lol :lol:
I love her a lot really - dont throw stones!!
Maybe I should now be spanked? smackbottom Where is one's hubby when I need him? In Birmingham - thats where -all f----g week!!
L&K
Shirley
Hi Crosspatch
The BIG problem with young vs Older is that once the Sex is over, you have nothing talk about!!
But, at 39 on holiday in Majorca last year we met a 61 year old man (Hi Bill - I dont know if you are on the Forum or not) and his lovely French wife Veronique who was probably a little older. Ian was too much of a Gent to ask a Lady her age.
To cut a long story short, we got on as a foursome very well and just before we had to leave to cum home, the four of us had a bit of a Party.
I don't like separate room sex as a rule but Bill took me off into his bedroom of the apartment and he was fantastic!! He wasn't fully hard at first but a bit of MTC resuscitation sorted that out. He stayed rock hard after that and he only came the once but he gave me a real good time and the experience showed. AND - we could talk about stuff afterwards too!!!
I have it on good authority that Veronique almost wore my poor Ian out. He had to cum twice in about an hour (Normal for him) but he says it seemed like non-stop oragsms for her.
There is many a good tune played on an old(er) fiddle and as I get older I fully expect to get sexier and sexier - and why not??!!
Keep up the good work, Crosspatch!
L&K
Shirley
Hi PiercedJohn
Its difficult to 'make love' in a room FULL of people. Its down to physical attraction and lust basically - oh yes and a streak of Exhibitionism!
As a couple, Ian and I have sex and 'make love' privately in that "I'm in love with you" sense and 'I want to give you sexual pleasure with my body'.
But when we are 'out', its good old rampant sex for us!! And whats wrong with that?
We know the people well, of course, and with some there is MORE than a touch of love-making about it, but the bigger the crowd, the more you cannot 'make love', just pleasure and satisfy each other for your own sake and those who may be watching or looking for inspiration at ther time!! LOL!!!
And - if there is more than the two of you (MMF,FFM,MMFF etc etc, and in my case at Saturday night it was MMMMMF- a JizzFest!! :shock: ) subtlety goes out of the window along with your basque and stockings!! It's just SEX!!
L&K
Shirley
BTW - I love the Photogallery - you are one clever son of a gun!
Hi Lisa
When we started, we tried a couple of 'soft swings' with 2 people we knew and got on with and then found out about heir 'habits' and though we would give it a try.
So, for a couple of evenings (some years ago now!) we went round to theirs and then they came round to ours (we live in adjacent villages).
On our first time, we stayed with our partner, felt each other up, stripped and generally had lots of foreplay but never actually made love with A&T present. They, on the other hand, went the hole (sic) nine yards and had sex on the couch right in front of us!! Wow! We were imprressed but too shy on that occasion to try it ourselves.
When they came round to us, we again stayed with our partners, but this time, we all ended up on the floor together and we had sex side by side, if you can figure it out??!!
Third time lucky? YEP!! The following month, we met up and after Dinner ( very posh in N.S) we swapped partners.
It was still a shock when T started to open my blouse but I thought "what the Heck" and let him get on with it. Ian was getting on great with A, and had his face buried in her (ample!) busom.
It seemed a natural progression when T went between my legs and did away with my panties. Once I had got his tackle out it was only am matter of time before I wanted it in me and over in the Red Corner, Ian had his fingers well wet.
It was A who broke the haitus by sitting on Ian, and getting on with it.
I was starkers by this time and T lay me on the couch and (after a second for some protection) took me there and then.
We have never looked back but you gotta start SOMEWHERE
I think if you go for the Full Wing first time out it may put you off not just the Sex part but the great fun and social aspect of the people you meet.
Thats my Penn'orth anyway.
L&L
blast Shirley
Quote by clarensteve
All of the above,what ever mood were in at the time,but you cant beat making love to the person you love.
Clare,xxx
wink

Too true,Clare!! Thats the difference between having sex and making love.
Like you two, Ian and I make great, passionate love in private BUT we also have great sex with our circle of friends.
And Calistas list does it for me!! LOL!!!
I'm going to chant it like a Mantra when he comes home on Friday - he's on the road gigging this week but comes back Friday before Friday and Saturday locally. Friday night might be a bit noisy if you live round - SORRY!!!!!!
Now that I've passed that magic milestone of 40 rolleyes am I considered 'Mature'??
I know that give the opportunity, the male of a 'young' couple of our acqaintance (24M 26F) will make a Bee Line for me given the opportunity.
OK - so I'm experienced. We've been round the sexual block a few times and I'm still good to look at ( or so I'm told! redface) but I wonder why sometimes too.
Hubby has had the pleasure of his other half and she is full of energy and in search of Instant Gratification whereas we more mature ones go the long route and enjoy the giving and receiving of sexual favours.
Does that make sense?
For whatever reason, he thinks I am sexy (OH YES I AM!!) and I turn him on. If for one second I thought he was shagging his Mother, that would be IT!!! YUK!!!
(How many Mothers look like this? - see avitar)
L&K wink
Shirley
(still pondering whether to de-floss or not)
VIX
I just told Ian that Vix was standing naked in front of him (or so it said on here) and the poor sod just chocked on his salad shouting -"Where!Where!Where!"
Mine looks like that too except that its quite trimmed on the sides and I have what Malcolm calls a 'CamelsNose' that pokes through at the front.
Its a wonder I don't get the hump over that!
Come to think of it - I did get the hump on Sat -AND then some!!
L&K
hump Shirley
I wondered abou the pre-pubescsent bit but it doesnt seem to work like that.
Yes Venus you were marvellous, especially on Saturday afto when you were sliding around my labia and turning me on!! That Mars Bar is one Heck of an acrobat too!!
Ay Up - we're back on the chocalate again!
Ah 1-2-1. That happened because I got into a hands and knees twosome with Tony and his BBW wife came and sat in the armchair and demanded payment for the loan of her husbands sperm. Seemed like a good idea at the time and YES - I DID enjoy it and YES - Angie DID cum!
I'm not really lesbian - I just help them out when they are busy!! lol :lol:
Mal - I think you are right - I do want to , and what is more I think I shall, but I thought it neat to see who does and who don't.
My usual is to keep all the labia and vulva hair off and also remove the 'Pant Moustache' from my bikini line, just leaving a small brown, cropped triangle. (IF I could get the bloody Page Builder to work, I'd show you a piccy!!)
L&K
hump Shirley
Mmmh - I'm not sure!
I was lucky enought to go 1-2-1 with shaved Angie on Saturday and she felt wonderfully smooth on my face and tongue!
I have a Venus already.
Its -Do I or Don't I, that I am getting at! :crazy:
L&K
Shirley
At my Party on Saturday night, 3 of us women were fully shaved, and three (me included) shaved underneath only.
What, in the view of our panel of Sexperts is the best!!!!
You see -I'm fancying shaving my front pube off as well and going like Clare, who has one of the best looking pussys I have ever seen (and so says my Ian!)- and I'm NOT Bi!!!
Come on - lets have your views!
L&K :smitten:
Shirley
Ah - so THAT's VIX
Nice boobs - almost a good as my Shirl's.
And - I can lick hers!!
cheers
Ian :love:
Hmmmm! Theres a thought!
Maybe Ian can make it 6 of the Best - and I don't mean spanking although that might be rather nice too. :shock: biggrin
Get this - I was having great sex at this morning with Ian and SEVERAL others (more on this later).
This Morning at 9 o'clock, he is snuffling about my tits, looking for another shag. Greedy, or what???!!!
Yes- he does get the Horn the following morning if he's been out on the piss. But his breath smells like the bottom of a Beer Barrel and he won't get me until he's cleaned up some.
So, guys - want to fuck first thing - go clean your teeth. LOL!!!!
L&K hump
Shirley ( with achy legs)
To get back on topic
Last night we had a great 'do' here in N. Som for Shirleys 40th.
Boy did she get some and didn't I as well.
By my reckoning she had 'nookie' on 3 occasions in 2 hours, and one of them was a 5:1 - her special Fantasy.
BUT - this morning I rolled over in bed, and fondled her and got a slap on my cock for my trouble.
I will never undestand that!!!
Ian (with a spanked willy)
and yes - Clare is beautiful!!
Hello, Good Eveneing and Welcome.
Now, who said that??
We are Newbies too and only joined a couple of days ago.
We are from Manchester too now living in North Somerset, and sometimes we miss 'Home'
Look forward to hearing from you later.
Ian and Shirley (nursing an aching pussy and inner thigh muscles from too much of EVERYTHING last night.) :shock:
Yeah Garfield, but does it help make you cum???!!! :shock:
Carob choc is like using a 'rabbit' instead of a cock - its quite similar but here that certain something missing.
Give me the real thing. wink
Now, where did Ian put my M&M's?? confused
L&K 69position
Shirley
See that, Ian, Tony,Rol, Malc, Dave and Andy
I told you there was a good reason for my secret stash of Galaxy!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
BTW - last night's Birthday party was fab.
My Maths teacher once told me that '5 into 1 won't go' - it will at my Parties!!
L&K
blast SHirley and Ian
I hope so!
I'm off to my party in our garden now and I hope to have a few of those before morning!!
I wonder who thinks these things up???
L&K confused
Shirley
Well - waddaya know!
Ian has changed the plan for my 40th birthday (Swingers) DINNER party into a Bikini BARBIE, cos its so blooming hot out there!! (I'll bet it'll be hot inside too - personal joke!)
Now, its OK for us girls, but Ian and Co in BIKINIS, I just gotta see!!
I wonder how long they will stay on??
L&K 69position
SHirley (and Ian - in the shower!)
Thank you for the link, Steve
Loved it to bits!!
We'll be sure to show everyone tonight - great fun!!
L&K hump
Shirley
Well, tonight, whether they like it or not - and they usually do like it - its same room sex for all 12 of us, cos we only have the one lounge. Its a big one - and so is the lounge.
Its my 40th Birthday bash, and I'm looking forward to a great night.
Ian has been making plans - he says.
OOh Er!!
Better make sure I've clean kecks to put on - and take off!
L&K
Shirley :silly:
OK. We give in!
How in the Blazes do we include a funny picture in the middle of the text of the message.
Pleez - Dont get technical with me - its all I can do to Pyte the rite worms. confused
If we don't answer tonite, it's cos we have parents round for my Birthday (which is tomorrow) Nosh. Tonorrow night we are having an especially swinging party with 5 other couples.
Well, you dont turn 40 twice - at least I fucking hope not!!
L&K
Shirley
We started with separate room sex some time ago but it was boring!!!
There is nothing like watching your partner get it, or him watching you get filled either.
And - you can always help out with a hand, a cock or a pussy.
L&K 69position
Shirley