I'm a long-haired, clean shaven bad boy, considered to be presentable to good looking, who's very well at hiding that he's actually a very nice guy. And the clean shaven or at least well trimmed does extend to "other" areas of the body apart from my face.

As I've got quite high sex drive and do not like overly hairy ladies that much, especially if they aren't any good at conversation, the sheep out on Romney Marsh just don't do it for me. Yes, I have to apologise; I did use the 'c' word. You see, I'm actually capable of stringing together a sentence or two using words of more than one syllable and have been known to enjoy doing that as well, but I don't talk with my mouth full. Which is only polite as...

...I like oral (giving, that is - I mean, which man doesn't like receiving O?), supposedly give a perversely good sensual massage and generally know what to do with my hands... And, erm, not only with my hands. Well, let's just say no lady complained about my tongue so far... I also like to try out new locations, the only restriction being that having sex there shouldn't immediately result in an ASBO or require the removal of shotgun pellets from one's backside afterwards.

Really looking for a lady who likes to be treated just right, be it rough or gentle, fast or slow. Couples are more welcome but please note I'm 100% straight so I'm afraid I won't be giving hubby a blow/hand/foot/nosejob (If you've seen my nosejobs you'd understand...) but I do enjoy threesomes, moresomes and the odd party. I'm not camera-shy so I'm OK getting photographed or filmed if that's your thing. Well, as long as I've got a reasonable hunch that the photos won't appear on the front cover of the following day's Daily Mail, News of the World etc. Then again I'd expect that kind of discretion to be required by almost anybody. Of course that is unless you're working for the News of the World but we won't talk about that here, would we?

Ladies, as the song goes, you can leave your hat on (and the stockings, and the high heels, and the corset if you'd like), relax and enjoy!

Generally I'm willing to try almost anything at least once apart from pain & watersports - sorry, not interested. Having a light bulb or a magnum of champagne inserted anally isn't on my list of things to enjoy either, even if it's well lubricated. And no, I don't care if the bottle is empty or not, or if it's 40W or 150W.

The boring bit - I'm clean, well groomed (I'm reaching the age where a man has to look after himself!) and extremely discreet. I wouldn't even know myself if I saw myself coming out of a room I wasn't necessarily supposed to be in. Safe sex only unless all parties got to know each other well enough to be comfortable without.

I'm happy to accommodate most of the time (unless I've got friends of the non-swinging kind or relatives over) and am equally happy to travel.