We're not a couple in the traditional sense... Smith lives in Scotland and Bones lives further South, a lot further! We're both single, there are no secret spouses, we both just like sex... a lot! Bones is in Edinburgh till the end of August so we're looking for playmates!

We play together, we also play alone, however we both like to hear all about each others inbetweenies! We get together as and when our schedules allow and we'd like to squeeze you in sometime too! Timings can be a little tricky for us with the distance so if you're looking for a quickie meet then we're probably not for you. However, keep an eye out for adverts, we'll post them as and when we make plans together. If you're interested in either of us separately then that's much easier to organise, so drop us a line.

At the moment, we're primarily on the lookout for bisexual playmates. You don't have to be out there with it, but you do have to be genuinely bi. We're looking for like minded souls who like sex, just as we do. We want to play with men who like to suck and like to be sucked, by both of us, beyond that we're happy to talk about it.

Smith is also bisexual but incredibly fussy and will only play with the right girls. We think it's good to be a little discerning when it comes to choosing playmates and we hope you feel the same way.

Our type? Well that's hard to say... it seems neither of us have a particular type although for men, tall is good, you don't need to be a stick insect but neither of us are particularly attracted to very overweight blokes, if you are between 28 and 40 ish that would be great and of course, we like nice cocks - I mean who doesn't? It also helps immensely if you know how to treat other people, a little respect goes a long way. For the girlies, well that's a whole different ball game, we both like women to be women, curvy in the right places and we're both big boob fans, height doesn't matter so much but a good smile is always a plus!

We're both pretty laid back and enjoy each other both in the bedroom and out of it, this is supposed to be fun and that's just how we like it.

We both have single profiles too, thought it would be easier to arrange things with a couples profile, if you want to see our own profiles, just ask. We do try and reply to everyone but if you're not what we're looking for then we won't waste your time with mail.

So if you're interested in either/both of us, please get in touch and we can take it from there. We use our friends thingy for friends, we won't just add you because you invite us. Come talk to us...

If not, then thanks for looking and have fun along the way.

Smith n Bones

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