Just to inform everyone who wants to meet us on Saturday. Debbs computer has just blown up and if you do have here number you can ring her. This is not a laughing matter.
If you need to find out more infomation please PM me and I will help out
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SmokingMuff
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
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This isn't a laughing matter.
Any one who wants to contact Debbs and has her number, can ring her.
She has no idea what has happened to her computer.
If anybody wants to send her message, please remenber that it may take her a while to reply to you.
When I see her tomorrow I will be giving her a hug.
So please once again, don't laugh.
Any one who wants to contact Debbs and has her number, can ring her.
She has no idea what has happened to her computer.
If anybody wants to send her message, please remenber that it may take her a while to reply to you.
When I see her tomorrow I will be giving her a hug.
So please once again, don't laugh.
Quote by Debbiewebs
:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks
I think I will thank my parents, my sister .........
Yeah!! I thank me and only me.
oooo i see you have been playing with out my permisston!!. :shock: ............ bad girl Muff get back in ya cage!.................. NOW
You will never cage this one for long love........
Ask Smoker Jim he will tell you!
Quote by postie
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss:worship: :worship: , was just trying to put people off so you'd have to arrange another date, preferably when I'm free :twisted:
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.
Thank you very much Postie. I could read that without my glasses.
If I ever need my back pierced I will call on you hun.
Quote by postie
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want
What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?
Quote by webbiedebs
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx
Said the spider to to the fly....:shock:
and smokerJim, mate, the car is running... quick hop in...
Postie sweetie, you can run and hide but you will never know when I will strike.......
Be afraid ....................................................................................................................Be Very Afraid!!!!
Quote by Nomad_Soul
i take it its not a good idea?! has ne1 got any advice for me? im from the berkshire area and lookin to meet women any age. thanks x
I think it's a great idea - you would kick yourself for missing an opportunity to get into swinging like this. You would never need to ask for advice again, people would look up to you as you walk down the street, ladies in the street would avert their eyes as you pass - you could be the sole survivor of DebbieWebs and SmokerMuff. What an accolade!!
Mal
What a great idea..........talk about a baptism of fire :lol: :lol:
If Hunk80 lives to tell the tales he might be ready for a Bluexxx party..............................................................................................
or maybe not
We will not hurt anyone unless that floats their boat. Stop trying to scare people away I can do that all on my own if I choose to
Quote by Mal
Perhaps I could incorporate it into my mentoring scheme. You know, survive a session with these two luvverly ladies and we let you stay on the Site, fail and you leave!!
Cool or what!!! :grin:
Mal
Mal, Jim has already survived me and Debs. So he is not the only one to survive out talents. There are more out there. Hell...... Debs has survived my strap-on
Sorry did I hear something squeaking in the corner.
No I must be hearing things.
Sorry it was Postie . What happened to your lipstick and handbag deary. Try not to leave lipstick on Smoker Jim's face hun
Any way I can be very gentle and kind (not scary unless that is what floats your boat)
No I must be hearing things.
Sorry it was Postie . What happened to your lipstick and handbag deary. Try not to leave lipstick on Smoker Jim's face hun
Any way I can be very gentle and kind (not scary unless that is what floats your boat)
Just wanted to say thank you Marcuso fot the wonderful time that both me and Smoker Jim had.
Jim must of enjoyed himself because he hurled in the morning, and looked like death warmed up.
But I had a great time and Jim made himself usful by going round kisssing as many women as he could, so on his behalf I would like to thank all the women he kissed (you know who you are).
Marcuso, I can't wait until you offically hit 50. What willl they give you as gifts, has to be seen?
Jim must of enjoyed himself because he hurled in the morning, and looked like death warmed up.
But I had a great time and Jim made himself usful by going round kisssing as many women as he could, so on his behalf I would like to thank all the women he kissed (you know who you are).
Marcuso, I can't wait until you offically hit 50. What willl they give you as gifts, has to be seen?
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alright panicing now, started packing and dont know what to wear:roll: :roll:
oh well never mind, getting really excited now
Love and Licks :P :P :P :P
Mrs Muttley :inlove:
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I know what you mean. I have to do Jim's outfit again (can you guess what that will be? Answers on a bit of your flesh and show me when we meet up!)
I have a choice including matching shoes. So I will make my mind up when we get there.
C'mon Marcuso - you know the rules!!! Behave, or I'll take Kaz to the bar - and leave you in smoking muff's more than capable hands! 
:eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: 
:bolt: :bolt:
You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Can people stop using me as a form of scare tactics.
I do have feelings you know!
Right on the ends of my knuckles!
Beware I will bring the whip and toys along with me and use them on the ones who take my name in vain. I am really sweet anf gently.................honest!
:eeek: :blink: :eeek: :blink: :eeek: :bolt: :bolt:You can sod off.........you know smoking muff scares the sh*t out of me......lol :scared:
Can people stop using me as a form of scare tactics.
I do have feelings you know!
Right on the ends of my knuckles!
Beware I will bring the whip and toys along with me and use them on the ones who take my name in vain. I am really sweet anf gently.................honest!
