After my last post about Jim getting injured, guess what happened to us last night.
We were in an accident on the motorway. We were in the fast lane when all of a sudden we saw a object in the middle of our lane. Jim tried to avoid the object, we clipped it, spun and ended up on the hard shouler facing the other way. We had managed to miss all of the on coming cars. And the car is not that damaged.
We are both shaken, but uninjured. The police told us it was a lorry tyre that had been lost, and if we had hit the thing the accident could have been a lot worse. We had a very lucky escape.
But just before we saw the object, Jim had asked me if I was okay (how about that for timing)
:upset:
Just make sure she doesn't get you too horney before it has healed. Because that is the nightmare you do not what to do to often.
Smoker Jim nearly killed me for giving him a bonner
Smoker Jim had one.
As his partner I can say they are a lot of fun.
But a bugger to get a condom on and not rip.
You may pee a bit funny afterwards but you could be one of the lucky ones and be okay with that. :twisted:
Sorry did I read this right!!!!
I resemble that remark!!!!!
I am now walking off the kill something. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I am in a bit of a state :upset:
Smoker Jim my partner has been injured. He was trying to stop people from messing with his work van. He was clinging to the side of the vehicle when they drove off and has been bleeding from his head for over 2 hours. He has been to the hospital and they have given him the all clear. I will be seeing him soon (I hope). My hubby is suffering from the hero complex. This has really scared the life out of me. :scared:
I will be looking after him for the next 24 hours.
He didn't tell me for over 2 hours that he was injured, he just told me that the van had had somethings taken from it. He told me that he was hurt just as he was about to go into the hospital.
Why do men do the this to us women? :fuckinghell:
Think yourself lucky!
You could be married to me. :evil2:
May be something out there is looking out for you.
But we are all here for you. Don't worry things will look up for you. Have a little patience. :inlove:
Meeting Smoker Jim.
Gropping him within the first hour.
Sucking face with him for several hours without coming up for air.
Saying yes when he asked me to marry him.
Still going through and marrying him.
And still being with him.
I know this is evil, but then So am I. :twisted:
I Smoking Muff solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend are swinging heaven what ever the cost maybe........ I shall never surrender!
Both me and Debbs just want to say a good thank you to Froggystyle and Andysmith for the fun thay lets us have with them.
You were great guys and we hope we can do this again.
If you want to visit the place in Kent we recommend it to any one to try. Saturday nights are a laugh, and the music is really good to listen to.
Debbs would like to take this time in thanking Froggystyle for Shagging her on the dance floor.
She will be at my house this evening. She will read this and then send out the punishments to those that deserve it.
If any one knows how to fix a computer and and has Debbs number, please ring her.
Tomorrow she will be on my computer in the evening so she will let you know.
Horny Red this is from Debbs,
She says you can't get me now you bugger
I know!
She has rang me to let me know what has happened.
And I will pass on all your hugs and kisses.
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Postie I wouldn't have even considered that until I'd died of hypothermia with a bloody great smile on my face in those woods 
