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Snertsmate
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 64
United Kingdom

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Just be very careful who you tell about your nice quiet spot because once word gets out it won't be any use to anyone any more!
So many sites have been ruined because of a careless word to the wrong person!
Have fun in your quiet spot while it lasts!
I think something that is supposed to be football goes on occasionally at 3pm on Saturdays.
Well edit/delete your post and then put it in a PM.
Apart from the bad idea of having you phone no on an open forum it's against site rules and the mods are likely to jump on you!
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ooowwww, i've gone all red!

Somebody dipped you in red paint then CS?
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CS,
Don't you think that it's part of the problem particularly with some of the bigger sites, that with the influx of the large numbers of single men it's turned into a social gathering rather than dogging.
It's either the men are getting out of the cars and talking in groups to pass the time or couples are sitting round waiting for other couples and won't do anything in front of the hordes of men from the group that's been sitting on a bonnet chatting all night that descend as soon as they park up.
There is still dogging going on and there are couples and singles who are enjoying watching and participating but I believe that it's happening more and more at the smaller less well known sites away from the masses.
Nothing will go on there matey.
Do you know why it's called Newgale?
It's because they have a new one every day!
I suppose there might be some nudism due to clothes getting blown off but then the sandblasting could be a problem!
Last time I was there tents were getting blown across the site with people in them!
Apart from that it's a nice place though smile
Building sites?
Historical sites?
Sites of special scientific interest?
Your profile says so much about you that you could be looking for anything.
Nice one, shows great application and effort!
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You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
innocent :dry: :whistling: :dry:

Oh well why don't you just tell me Santa isn't realtoo, you thoughtless git!!
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What? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry:
He does really Kiss, he just won't be visiting Snerts any more wink
JTS - nice to know even the experienced get it wrong now and then :lol:
Now just you listen here uppity Mrs Dippity,
I never mentioned Santa!
As far as I know he's still busy working his way through all the Xmas faries.
Hope he shags them all silly before next Xmas or none of us will be getting a visit!
This morning only!
Go to your local dogging spot and there will be thousands of rampant females just waiting to "lighten your load"
Each and every one of them will be a young beauty full of the joys of spring and desperate to extract your seed whilst giving you the ultimate pleasure!
Everything you could wish for as soon as you go and park up next to someone!
2somes, 3somes, moresomes! How many can you fit in your car.
Shine your lights all round the car park, see how many you can spot!
Dump all your used condoms and tissues, there will be spare naked bimbo's around to clear it up!
Oh! Don't forget, just in case you arrive too late, simply drive to the next spot, the start times are staggered so that you don't miss out!
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You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
innocent :dry: :whistling: :dry:
I suspect that with such eloquence you could be up for dogging every day and still be waiting!
"I want a shag" "you do all the work then come and get me" doesn't normally work too well for males!
I believe that you may find some ferries on the north sea near Hull, they are in action regularly!
You normally have the choice of two, the straight one that goes across to Rotterdam or the bent one which goes round to Zeebrugge, take your pick!
Oh don't worry you'd have plenty of company there!
Have you read any of the site rules about postings?
There are reasons for the rules and If you turn up tonight you might just find out what they are!
That is if you can get into the carpark!
It doesn't matter how many times you post the same question under different headings you won't get any more replies; you may well get a bollocking from the mods though!
The answers to all your questions are available on the site.
People are not going to spoon feed you information, it's up to you to put some groundwork in.
Try reading some of the posts and joining in with some of the threads, (search is useful!) this will get you far better results than multiple posts saying
" Help I'm new and I want it all at once so how do I go about getting it?"
even if you do do it politely.
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Snerts
How can you look at this in any positive way?
The site has been ruined by nobheads pouncing on every car and generally causing a nuisance after dark; so it's good that they will now have to do it in the daytime?
This car park is used by cyclists, dog owners and umpteen other groups just using it for whatever their more socially acceptable purposes in the daylight hours.
Hardly the best place for a bit of daytime dogging I think!
I know there are other issues over the litter being left by doggers but this cannot be seen as anything other than a loss, caused at least in part by the number of idiots driving round all night and approaching any car that stops in a blatant " I'm here to dog you, so cop for this before anyone else gets here!" manner. This being despite the fact that the occupants are eating, changing nappies or whatever!
Unfortunately as always, the people that are causing these problems are not likely to read this thread and even less to take any notice of it so we're preaching to the converted most of the time.
It will be a pity to see the place taken over by the Crapdonalds wrapper-leaving boy racers and fly tippers but they are the only ones who are likely to gain from this!
Can I just make a plea for the case of the poor dogger that got driven off by the ladies confused:
Come on guys he goes to all the effort of putting dogging into the little box on Google.
Then he gets in his car and to his own surprise has no difficulty at all to act like an utter twat,
and some of you would like to deprive him of the courtesy of being called one :!:
I know that he's just one of many but at least let him have the accolades that he deserves
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Go on Dirty's tempt them, tempt them!
It's not too far and If there's a chance of DD's and NWC's getting together I'd have to make the effort to get down there!
I'm sure you'll have fun wherever you go NWC, and Harry's cap will make you feel right at home especially if you can find someone to bring a whippet! lol
Hm :!:
Weekend in Leicester, doesn't sound as appealing as a weekend in Norfolk but I'm beginning to think it may be a safer alternative :!:
"Ich muß mir uber das denken"
Thought I'd help out with Mrs D's Gemanic bent !
What's that Dippity confused:
Me posh :?:
Nah if I was I'd spell it right or at least buy a spell checker :!:
Mind you, the missing o was a typo.
Who's this Pandora? I didn't come across her down there.
If I were you I'd give up on the idea of opening her box or you might find Mrs. Dirty creeping up behind you with her full compliment of accutriments :!:
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Well I was thinkig of coming down for a visit this weekend but I'm scared now!
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Untill now I've resisted getting involved in this post since my original reply as everyone seemed to be covering the points quite admirably without me, but now you've had a go at site management and I cannot let that go without response.
Has this forum gone to the dogs?
Good question, I once thought it had gone completely but of late it seems to be better again!
You didn't "just" ask a simple question you broke the site rules.
So maybe the site has gained some concrete blocks at the moment, so what!
They can and often do get removed after all the menace caused by people posting locations has died down.
Not much chance of that though if it's getting mentioned in open posts!
How you can work out that this is some sort of ploy to get "us oldies" to pay up I cannot understand, especially since I'm one of them and have never had any pressure of any sort to pay up.
In fact all that I have received is the same as anyone else that carried over. which is an assurance that we won't be forced to payup for a continuing period beyond the original agreement!
Doggers will recieve a welcome up here in the frozen north much like they do anywhere but people that "shoot themselves in the foot" by ignoring rules and local customs will for some strange reason not find themselves so welcome. I can't work out quite why!
I for one have been active in locations around the country from Norfolk to Cornwall to Scotland and even in Ireland and have not got into the sort of problems that you seem determined to on here.
I have on occasions sent pm's to members in the areas asking for advice on where to go and found them most helpful. It's a case of treating the game with a bit of respect and a modicum of common sense combined with the patience of Job, but it gets results.
What sort of results do things like your last post get?
Snerts
What's going on is that the place got ruined by knob heads that can't be bothered to read site rules and post explicit locations in posts on sites like this!
So then ten thousand would be doggers decend.
Then they start to wave their knobs at all and sundry
Then the locals or some of the "all and sundry" complain
Then the car park gets shutwith concrete barriers
Easy really isn't it!
Crap!
All crap!
As are all the listed sites.
They're only there to confuse the poeple who can't be bothered to go dogging properly!
Enjoy!
I think it's been raining :!:
They've probably baked a few pasties :!:
They might even have clotted some cream :!:
Yep lots going on smile
Bloody hell mate! surprised
You don't want much do you confused:
Most of us can't get one single female for a meet and you want a couple of them to get together and then arrange a meet up with you!
Well I suppose if you dont ask....... !
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As one of the originals at that meeting all I can say is

you big soft shit!
And good on yer!
More champers and strawberries called for I think.
See you soon.
Ps if you're posting at 11 in the morning, why aren't we fishing! lol!