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Snertsmate
5 days ago
Straight Male, 64
United Kingdom

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Bozo trying to tell us all how well he's doing while thousands have died because of his government's  incompetence and greed !

Coffeeman,
All the nice girls love a sailor but the nice boys love a cruiser!
And do listen to what some folks on here tell you, dogging is definitely a myth!
Nice post Unc, with apologies to the OP who's lost this thread completely.
Dippity, Ride of the Valkyries does work, but I find that the Planet suite at 1500W does the job admirably!
It didn't quite work out in Norwich though, there must be a better class of young moron over there or something, I had one lot come over and park next door as they were really enjoying it!
I had to threaten them with Westlife before they finally went!
Just when you were all thinking that Uncle Dirty made these stories up..............!
What?
'Dippity goes to Norfolk?
When?
I'll book the seek of and get down there.
Would 'Dippity does Downham market compare to Debbie does Dallas?
No, it's be much better!
Have fun folks, make the most of the free car parks, they are bound to come up with some other hair brained scheme!
Well, as far as I can see the facilities that are being provided to make a car park one where the forestry commission charge are:- a surface to park a car on and enough air for the engine to run to get in there and park up and maybe to start and drive out on leaving.
On any site which has more facilities for example toilets the charge is doubled.
I have been told that the toilets near the wooden thingy have reopened hence the higher charge there or maybe it's for the joy of looking at the thingy!
Having passed some of the sites this morning there was a distinct absence of all the cars parked up using the forest for walking,dog exercising and other such activities and a corresponding increase in cars abandoned at the side of roads and in gateways!
Makes one wonder what the idea of the car parks was in the first place!
You're a week too early Harry, I'll be down that way next weekend it would have been nice to meet up again, maybe you'd stay awake this time. No Hobgoblins about!
Have fun.
You probably won't get many if any replies see the link below for more info. Read the whole thing though not just the first couple of posts.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/239711.html
Don't worry Wrats the council are so far out of date that they don't realise that both sites are now gated and closed at night!
And to confuse the issue even more, what about us original free members who can reply?
We have profiles, can place adds, reply to ads and get and send mail.
You mean the one that now has every Tom, Dick and Harry going down there to spoil whatever may have been happening!
It used to be a good spot for planespotting but that's probably buggered now as well!
Sorry must be my fingers shaking over the return key, don't know if it's the thoughts of bumping into Mrs DD or the fact that I need a pint!
Ah! But you did it so much more eloquently!
Or was it just with more BS? lol
Hope you're having fun over in DD land, I'll make it over again soon!
Ah! But you did it so much more eloquently!
Or was it just with more BS? lol
Hope you're having fun over in DD land, I'll make it over again soon!
Maybe this will clear things up a bit for you.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/239711.html
What is it with you guys?
Both of you have mentioned the same specific place breaking site rules. The site may be dead at the moment but do you think it will always remain that way?
These things go in cycles and mentioning any site on open forum just makes it unusable for that bit longer!
Try reading this post.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/239711.html
Who's this "ex" dogger?
I'm not trying to put any one off, just wondering what this "driving around" bit is.
It's got little to do with dogging, lots more to do with "drive round headlight merchants" and "boy racers"
Since when has dogging been a matter of driving around confused:
The chase is full every evening with people "just driving around" and that is exactly what they do:- drive around :!:
It's no wonder that plod and the rangers are so much in evidence.
Try reading this thread.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/239711.html
Yes, you get a bollocking for breaking site rules and mentioning sites on the open forum!
Watch out the mods will be after you soon!
There is no title on my post the only edit I've done is to remove some general information from the post it's self.
Quote by philip0035
I have it on good authority that ********** is off the agenda as the Police have started taking an interest. the number of gay guys was upsetting the residents.
new locations would be most welcome. feel free to pm me
there is a good place near the ****** ... pm me for the location

What?
PM you locations so that you can break site rules and post them on the open forum too?
Quote by dirtydoggers
Theres a few lads that would take their chances with "Shad" though bones wink lol

I wouldn't!
Only 'cause I haven't found her yet!
Give it time though, at least I now live in the right area!
:lol: :lol:
OOOps!
Now if I assume the position how long a run up are you going to take confused:
How many magazines do I need to stuff down my seat :?:
Are we talking hand, slipper or cane
:?:
God, forget it ! Being spanked is just too dificult :!:
Can I trade the spanking in for a BJ :?:
You know it's quite refreshing on here at times.
I never thought that I would see someone claiming to be "woefully well endowed" :!:
:twisted: lol :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
Sorry Sarah,
I'm sure that you have far more expert ways of spotting them!
Maybe it's just my imagination, but there do seem to be fewer of them about this week and fewer posts asking where the good sites are.
So at least I think I might have done some good overall!
smile :) :)
Anyway, if you're going to get at me, could you at least threaten me with a spanking please!
lol