I’m a selfish prick.

Charming.

Funny.

Professional.

I don’t give a **** what anybody thinks. I do what I want when I want.

Thats me. :-)

For some reason this doesnt seem keen on just letting me write however long a message i want by here. Keeps saying its to short (first time for that I'll tell you!) so I've just had a bit of a waffle :)

*update* This mightsound harsh but if you're unable to enjoy a bit of playful banter where you give as good as you get then there literally no point in us speaking to each other.

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this… I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a woman who wants to make everyone jealous...