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StaffsSeesNorks
1 week ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Warrington

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Hey Tweeky's
Can you take me off the list please...:sad:
Had it confirmed by work today they are packing Staffs off north on a 2 day conference (yawn) to cover a work colleague who has 'conveniently' gone down sick this week (bastid) !
Gutted....was really looking forward to meeting lots of peeps i have endlessly bantered with (and annoyed hehe).
Have a fab time everybody x
Hey dudes
May i confirm my attendance please???:bounce::bounce::bounce:
I have already brought my one litre bottle of tizer :taz: and my one litre bottle of lemon fanta drinkies and have been practising at how to sit quietly in a corner :gagged:
Fankkssssss xxx
Gorg, Peachy, Northy ???
<<< Norks will sit in corner all night and mind his business whilst supping tizer mixed with lemon fanta and foot tapping to the tunes...i will be more elusive on the evening than a certain R Moat so please leave me to be lol x
Hey x
Can i add my name to the list please as i am being branded boring and useless by my so called 'friends' on my friends list lol..i don;t want to have to delete them so i will attend this instead if deemed suitable please lol???
Thanks xxx
FFS.....5 minutes for a reply, that was all...i been asking bump uglies with ya for 5 years and still waiting for a reply poke
Have a fab night and well done you for all your organising :thumbup:
I'll be keeping an eye on your talents for when my new business is set-up lol :smitten::smitten::smitten:
x x x
What about...... Deep-sea-diver :sticky:
or ..... The Lifeguard dunno
or ..... Arm-Bands:doh:
or ..... Squirt-me-a-river:cheers:
or ..... Gush-tasticdrinkies
No?...ok i'll keep thinking :giveup:
Happy 42nd Birthday Closet Steve :boxing:
You shexy bow-legged, snot-dripping, cum-spitting, cheese-flicking, pineapple eater xxx....:taz:
Hope ya missus has brought you your own frock and panties to wear instead of stretching her's smackbottom
Server 1's finest await to see you in them flipa
Have a good day and look after your lego x
HAPPY B'DAYS SEXY VON
HAPPY B'DAY HOT LADY VON
HAPPY B'DAY PLEASE-GIVE-ME-SOME-ONE-DAY VON
HAPPY B'DAY TOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU
biggrin :shock: smile lol
I'll raise a cup of baileys to you sexy lady....now come get naked with me for your really pressie :D
Missy - Von earns her quids and does not care if she damages a friends health in the process biggrin :D :D
....so you can have a quid with pleasure when u earn one lol...but not for some creepy words you squatter :D :D :D
Tone...lend us ya a pod babe :D
I never normally post on forums BUT for this i have too.
I have chatted to this cpl for a long time now in the chatroom and have always liked them from day one(thought this was not always recpriocated by the male...mainly i think cause the female always wanted me from the off rolleyes ) cause they are fun, flirty and hot biggrin but more seriously cause they are top class people, very genuine and are a cpl that know how banter and welcome folk!!!!!!!!!
I have had the priviledge of meeting them once too...but Von tried to get me hammered on a 20 parts baileys and one part coffee so my memory of the meet has a whole is somewhat....blurred :shock:
All jest aside if all peeps were like these two though sh would be an even better place than it already is and if you two ever disappear...i've got ya number and will stalk ya all day long :D
Tripod Tone and Vivacious Von...Staffs loves ya so stay at least for another day!!!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS (cough cough....i expect me quid to already be in the post :D :D :D :D )