I'm quite willing to give her a nice massage,especially only problem is if i do that she'll bloody fall went to bed that early last night because she felt so knackered we had to go without sex,and she'd just bought a nice big cuccumber as well.
Lifes not fair.
Please people help her to feel more perky so she can enjoy some fun :twisted:
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Steve_Lincs
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Quote by bluexxx
You're right Steve, we need to move forward with this. However, I think it is more than the munch organisers that need to act... I think we all need to sing from the same hymn sheet, lay down some basic ground rules on the munch terminology page... and more to the point, EVERYONE (whether newbie, mod, or whatever) should know that they have to stick to them.
Way back on page 7 I said this:
I'm sure we've agreed that ANY form of non consensual behaviour should result in ejection from the munch and being banned from the site?
Taking that as an agreed, we need to make sure that people report any forms of abuse that they see or experience, and that they don't keep it to themselves and never tell anyone. Looking out for each other would be good here!
Taking all that as agreed, then we can move on to what is ACCEPTABLE CONSENTING behaviour.
I'm assusing that kissing is OK, so is hugging, so is sexy dancing and light CONSENSUAL stroking that is not overtly sexual - all of which you might see in an average pub.
What is not acceptable are things like nudity - tits, dick out etc. Sexual acts, hand jobs, BJs.... etc... sex in bogs - well, yeah it happens in pubs, but it shouldn't really... so that's a no too.
So... what do we do if someone does these things at a munch? Dunno to be honest... ask them to leave maybe?
Using this as a guide.... can we take this forward?
Right then,we need everyones agreement on this then and anything added,taken away that peeps like or don't it can be put into practice and placed on all the threads on the up and coming munches and will then be able to see if in practice it works better than whats in place already.
Quote by freckledbird
. For him and other people who haven't attended a munch, all they have to go on is what people post in the threads AFTER a munch. I think we'd all agree that there's been some behaviour that would most likely concern a potential 'muncher', to say the least.
Problem is after the Notts munch,we didnt get any info of anyone having a bad time or anyone being subjected to anything they didnt did see some of the flashing that took place but that was it.
We need to be told if anything innapropriate takes place and the mods do too.
I'm going to ask the question again as no one that has problems with how recent munches have gone has come up with any points we can put into can we as munch organisors put into place to make everyone feel more comfortable?????
If they want the organisors to be more vigilant on the night we can be with some help from a few we are to adhere to a more strict dress code we can put this in pm's to we are to name and shame or ban people who have been lewd then we need the assistance of mods.
I like the ideas that Easy has come up with,and maybe the "court" idea could work.
I'd also like to know as Fabio has also asked,have you been to munches Tune??
If they want the organisors to be more vigilant on the night we can be with some help from a few we are to adhere to a more strict dress code we can put this in pm's to we are to name and shame or ban people who have been lewd then we need the assistance of mods.
I like the ideas that Easy has come up with,and maybe the "court" idea could work.
I'd also like to know as Fabio has also asked,have you been to munches Tune??
After reading through the last 4 bloody pages since i left this debate theres still not much decided.
One thing thats been said by one or two though is that organisers of munches exclude certain people they don't like or are influenced by other members to not allow certain exclude no one that has been on the site long enough,we try to include as many people as we have to use the help of mods in this sometimes but thats to mainly verify chat room people.
We also take on the responsibility of organising and carrying out munches very 'd hate it if something happened to anyone and they felt that they couldnt tell there to make sure everyone enjoys themselves,obviously we like to let our hair down but we are also there to make sure things go as well as possible.
If anyone has anyone do anything they don't like at the next munch,please tell us or our bouncer and appropriate action will be taken.
As for people playing a little too much and shagging,shoving their tits in someones face,chucking their dick around etc its gonna have to be a no no for our event and hopefully alll munch caught doing so will have to be warned or seems to be what the majority want so we'll put it on the pm's closer to the event and let everyone know.
One thing thats been said by one or two though is that organisers of munches exclude certain people they don't like or are influenced by other members to not allow certain exclude no one that has been on the site long enough,we try to include as many people as we have to use the help of mods in this sometimes but thats to mainly verify chat room people.
We also take on the responsibility of organising and carrying out munches very 'd hate it if something happened to anyone and they felt that they couldnt tell there to make sure everyone enjoys themselves,obviously we like to let our hair down but we are also there to make sure things go as well as possible.
If anyone has anyone do anything they don't like at the next munch,please tell us or our bouncer and appropriate action will be taken.
As for people playing a little too much and shagging,shoving their tits in someones face,chucking their dick around etc its gonna have to be a no no for our event and hopefully alll munch caught doing so will have to be warned or seems to be what the majority want so we'll put it on the pm's closer to the event and let everyone know.
Quote by Angel Chat
by reiterating the fact that IMHO munches really are the best way (second to none!) of meeting people from the site, and the situation I described did NOT happen at a munch. I also think that the other situations mentioned on this thread are definitely the exception rather than the rule, and without exception I've always had a fantastic night at the 4 munches I've been to.
Newbies and people who havent yet been to munches should read this statement because it is would be a shame for all the munches that are organised to get a bad name because of a few isolated cases.
I was 14 and had just been to a new years was held where i worked on weekends and some of the staff were giving me free bottles of Grolsch :shock: .After the do my brother drove me and some of his mates to one of their houses where we were staying.I felt a bit rough in the car so they told me to sit in the back and moved some of their coats to my side,as they thought if i hurled it would be straight wrong were they,i covered all their coats and when we got to the house spent 2 hours being fed salt water and puking down the toilet,falling in and out of consciousness.
Evidently later on when we were all in the living room trying to sleep,i got up for a pee and walked into a cupboard and kept walikng in and out thinking it was the door to the toilet.
It should have taught me,but it never did
Evidently later on when we were all in the living room trying to sleep,i got up for a pee and walked into a cupboard and kept walikng in and out thinking it was the door to the toilet.
It should have taught me,but it never did
As this subject seems to be going round in circles,does anyone think that there are some solutions that can be put in place at future munches etc??????
As for locking doors after certain times,its a no turn up late for all sorts of reasons,people get lost (we had several),like to be fashoinably late bouncer stays on the door all night and stopped a load of unwanted people getting in last time.
As for locking doors after certain times,its a no turn up late for all sorts of reasons,people get lost (we had several),like to be fashoinably late bouncer stays on the door all night and stopped a load of unwanted people getting in last time.
I don't want our munches to exclude anyone as that would defy the definition of what a munch is.I'm sorry that Tune and Foxy feel like they wouldnt feel comfortable at a munch as they are great events and most people enjoy them a great deal.
We really want everyone to attend and after reading all thats been put so far have taken oin board some of the don't believe that its possible to stop people snogging and we quite enjoy it and i don't see anything wrong with giving a consenting person a pinch on the we don't want to see is people baring tits,cocks etc,if people wish to do this they should wait till do have a very conpetent bouncer at our do's and anyone who feels uncomfortable by someones advances should tell us or our bouncer and the matter will be sorted out.
As many people will tell you though the first Notts munch was a great success amd many people joined up at the hotel after for drinks and a happened and anyone wanting fun went to their rooms.
As for the idea that this sort of thing wouldnt happen at smaller events,i don't believe thats the its gonna happen it'll happen at large or small events.
We really want everyone to attend and after reading all thats been put so far have taken oin board some of the don't believe that its possible to stop people snogging and we quite enjoy it and i don't see anything wrong with giving a consenting person a pinch on the we don't want to see is people baring tits,cocks etc,if people wish to do this they should wait till do have a very conpetent bouncer at our do's and anyone who feels uncomfortable by someones advances should tell us or our bouncer and the matter will be sorted out.
As many people will tell you though the first Notts munch was a great success amd many people joined up at the hotel after for drinks and a happened and anyone wanting fun went to their rooms.
As for the idea that this sort of thing wouldnt happen at smaller events,i don't believe thats the its gonna happen it'll happen at large or small events.
Ive read through whats been put by everyone and would like to say that a munch should always be first and foremost a gathering of likeminded people for chat,drinks and a snogs,gropes etc should only be given out when you know the other person is ok with this.
I'd have to say though that one or two of the comments about being shocked by being jumped on have been a little curious as i was jumped on by one of these people.
I enjoy a good snog at a munch but generally i have known the person for a while or have chatted to them do the snog auctions at our munch to raise money and settle peoples nerves and this goes down well.
At the end of the day though our munches are about the enjoyment of meeting old friends and new ones and weve had nothing but positive feedback since.
BTW we will be bringing the munch brunch back again this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd have to say though that one or two of the comments about being shocked by being jumped on have been a little curious as i was jumped on by one of these people.
I enjoy a good snog at a munch but generally i have known the person for a while or have chatted to them do the snog auctions at our munch to raise money and settle peoples nerves and this goes down well.
At the end of the day though our munches are about the enjoyment of meeting old friends and new ones and weve had nothing but positive feedback since.
BTW we will be bringing the munch brunch back again this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a munch organiser i take security very the last munch we had someone on the door and only people who were on the list got the same for the next for people joining in when theyre not invited,this hasnt happened either because its really only meant as a meeting excercise,if people wanna have fun then they tend to do this in the hotel.
I know that parties are different but swingers should be well aware that no means no.
As for asking mods questions,i have done this but only because there was something i was interested in (not because someone had been banned).Asking questions is one of the definitions of a munch as Blondeslave pointed out.
I know that parties are different but swingers should be well aware that no means no.
As for asking mods questions,i have done this but only because there was something i was interested in (not because someone had been banned).Asking questions is one of the definitions of a munch as Blondeslave pointed out.
I'm up for this course its way too early for thinking of my manifesto and other such bollox.
I think that me and Clare could be some kind of Richard and Judy type,but in a more interesting,less annoying,more likely to shag the guests than interview them type thing.
Yes,yes we'll be the correspondants and get to try out all the candidates before they play on the polls on the 5th May.
I think that me and Clare could be some kind of Richard and Judy type,but in a more interesting,less annoying,more likely to shag the guests than interview them type thing.
Yes,yes we'll be the correspondants and get to try out all the candidates before they play on the polls on the 5th May.
Thats one of the best posts ive read on here and it shows what a great person you often mentioned you when we first started on here as you were one of the people she enjoyed talking to the most.
I hope you stay around the place for a while,it needs good honest people like you do leave us soon i hope you have a wonderful life.
I hope you stay around the place for a while,it needs good honest people like you do leave us soon i hope you have a wonderful life.
Thanks for that Marms,we had meant to put one on yesterday but completely forgot.
4245 posts,bloody hell :shock:
For those of you out there that don't know we started off as Marms rightly said as ClarenSteve some 12 months a while of Clare post whoring i decided to go solo so we split up (Alex Fem actually thought we'd split up properly
).
I then managed quite a few posts before leaving for a while in quite a fashion (most will remember the posts).Now i'm back and i think were both back on track and enjoying the parties and munches we organise.
Hopefully in another 12 months we'll be celebrating being complete swinging whores
:twisted:
4245 posts,bloody hell :shock:
For those of you out there that don't know we started off as Marms rightly said as ClarenSteve some 12 months a while of Clare post whoring i decided to go solo so we split up (Alex Fem actually thought we'd split up properly
).I then managed quite a few posts before leaving for a while in quite a fashion (most will remember the posts).Now i'm back and i think were both back on track and enjoying the parties and munches we organise.
Hopefully in another 12 months we'll be celebrating being complete swinging whores
:twisted: 1. FULL NAME: Steve
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: I'm not
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Bloody Noddy
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:Rice crispies
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:Absolutely gorgeous,amost tropical
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: I don't do phones
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: The obvious
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS:She's ok but smells a bit
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY:Bloody horny thanks to my wife
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coffee
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Vodka
14. FAVORITE SPORTS:The greatest of course,Man Utd
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR:Red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS:No
18. SIBLINGS:3 brothers
19. FAVORITE MONTH: December,my birthday and crimbo
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: The forgotten
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 9th December
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Yes
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE:Kinda
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK:I don't write
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND:see above
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:see above
32. SMOKE:: Yes too much
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING:The one Clare read but i can't remember the name
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: No alarm today
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: My kids
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kid A-Radiohead
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Plain
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Ready salted
41. FAVORITE CAR: Porsche Boxter
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Flowers are for girls
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 8
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: No
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: White
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:Worked then got pampered by my wife and kids
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No sorry
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED:Watching the end of Noddy
50. FANCY A SHAG:All the time
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: I'm not
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Bloody Noddy
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE:Rice crispies
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW:Absolutely gorgeous,amost tropical
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: I don't do phones
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: The obvious
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS:She's ok but smells a bit
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY:Bloody horny thanks to my wife
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coffee
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Vodka
14. FAVORITE SPORTS:The greatest of course,Man Utd
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR:Red
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS:No
18. SIBLINGS:3 brothers
19. FAVORITE MONTH: December,my birthday and crimbo
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: The forgotten
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 9th December
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: Yes
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE:Kinda
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK:I don't write
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND:see above
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:see above
32. SMOKE:: Yes too much
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING:The one Clare read but i can't remember the name
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: No alarm today
35. FAVE SOAP : Eastenders
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: My kids
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kid A-Radiohead
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Plain
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Ready salted
41. FAVORITE CAR: Porsche Boxter
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Flowers are for girls
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 8
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: No
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: White
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:Worked then got pampered by my wife and kids
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No sorry
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED:Watching the end of Noddy
50. FANCY A SHAG:All the time
Quote by hornyred and dinome thinks a prize is in order for the "genius" who gets these
Right Ive got two new ones for you but theyre very are made up of 5 yes 5 usernames each,whoever get these is a fecking genius
Firstly we have..........
Electrocardiograph Clandestine Suntanned Senses Lynch!!!!!
Secondly theres..............
Eminences Grises Switchblade Debatably Vaginal Kgb!!!!!
Bloody good luck:lol: :lol:
I'm sure we can offer more than a pizza :twisted: :wink: :twisted:
Quote by hornyred and dinoSorry Steve, but this is the best album of the year so far :D :wink:
YIPEEEEEEE ! ive got it:D BRITISH SEA POWER , OPEN SEASON ,,,came out today and its foooookin brilliant :D :D :D 10 out a 10 , love it !!!
I'm afraid that even though your arse is hypnotising me,your actually wrong :shock: and i'm right :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:even tho your arse is hypnotising me ,im right :D :D :wink:
I'll try this again signed in as the correct person
I'm right and my arse is way better than yours :shock:
:wink: :twisted: (i am of course talking absolute twaddle and would love to have a slice of your rather fetching arse!!!)tell yer what , listen to Open Season , ( well worth it) then if you dont like it , my ass is yours , but i know ill win the bet :wink: :wink:Ok i'll check it out but i warn you i'm a very good liar :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
