Fat, ugly, smelly pervert seeks similar female. Alternatively, voluptuous, beautiful nymphomaniac will be acceptable.

Blokes...as much as I value the friendships of some guys on here (some of whom openly dabble in 'man fun')...it really isn't for me and if you feel the need to approach me with some kind of smutty whisper....I must declare to you now that...I AM OUT!

I hope you all find what you are looking for on here because I firmly believe that if you treat this site and its members with respect then you will have a truly rewarding experience.