How do I write this without sounding a battle axe?

Firstly if your over 50 miles from me or previously chatted my situation hasn’t changed. What might not seem silly miles to you absolutely will to me and I don’t want my or your time wasted

I’m active and fittish and will upload photos later

I am NOT into females. Or 3 sums.

I DO NOT want to meet for a cuppa n chat, key is sex site.

I want both of us to have fun, you think talking wealth or how’s your day I’m reading small talks good for 5 mins I don’t care what your ex did to you etc

If you don’t have a phone you answer don’t even message me

I DO NOT do wotsapp etc, if you no credit how that my fault?

I’m a cancer survivor who’s loving life catching up I DO NOT want a relationship

If it comes to a meet 100% has to be safe, no exceptions how can anyone be on a sex site and be uncomfortable with condoms?

So if you read the above and choose a line hey fancy a coffee or silly miles please don’t expect a reply, it’s not good manners to start something by ignoring what’s important to me.

But although I missed out in life I have a very good imagination

I am particularly curious over giving head as I’ve always been fascinated with ejeculation