(That's about all I can manage! Apart from shirts but they're no fun!)
Talismaniac
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Talismaniac
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands
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Sorry to hear your relationship hasn't worked. 
As others have said the Cafe is a place that just can be about helping you out.
Although I haven't been here long, I have seen there are lots of people always willing to lend an ear, cheer people, or just give a shoulder to cry on.
Wishing you all the best for the near & distant future.
Talismaniac
As others have said the Cafe is a place that just can be about helping you out.
Although I haven't been here long, I have seen there are lots of people always willing to lend an ear, cheer people, or just give a shoulder to cry on.
Wishing you all the best for the near & distant future.
Talismaniac
I've had calls trying to:-
"Give" me:- Mobile Phones - Happy with one I've got & Network, (Doubt it would be free for long!)
Books - Still got to pay P&P (so surely not free?),
Sell me:- Double glazing - Always love these :shock: :twisted: If I'm not in a rush, I always let them go through the whole speil and occassionaly ask questions to pretend to be interested! When they ask"What would you like done?" I always say "Actually can I have everything done but you would have to send the bill to the Council!" Always seem to shock them! :twisted:
Conservatories - Usually do the same as Double Glazing but finish off "Can you build them with stilts?", Reply comes - "Erm why Sir?", "Well I do live in a flat on the first floor!"
For any other calls that I don't just Cut them off I tell them that "I'm not interested because I DO NOT buy anything from Cold Callers."
Talismaniac
"Give" me:- Mobile Phones - Happy with one I've got & Network, (Doubt it would be free for long!)
Books - Still got to pay P&P (so surely not free?),
Sell me:- Double glazing - Always love these :shock: :twisted: If I'm not in a rush, I always let them go through the whole speil and occassionaly ask questions to pretend to be interested! When they ask"What would you like done?" I always say "Actually can I have everything done but you would have to send the bill to the Council!" Always seem to shock them! :twisted:
Conservatories - Usually do the same as Double Glazing but finish off "Can you build them with stilts?", Reply comes - "Erm why Sir?", "Well I do live in a flat on the first floor!"
For any other calls that I don't just Cut them off I tell them that "I'm not interested because I DO NOT buy anything from Cold Callers."
Talismaniac
Quote by johneboyThey can't be any worse than my cooking!!
May I say you're looking kind of peeky, you need a good meal to fatten you up........... stay well clear of Dino and Hornyred's place though, if you're ever invited for dinner think of an excuse, they don't cook well
Oh and ditto if Blue ever offers you a bun :grin:Erm, but I'm quite partial to a nice bun or 2!
:D Talismaniac
Organised displays are definately the best & gives surrounding neighbours a chance to do something with / for their pets because you know when it's gonna happen.
I remember when living in the family house we had 2 dogs & 3 cats and they all hated the fireworks that were let of constantly whether by our neighbours or just locally. Admittedly back then it certainly wasn't half as long as they go on these days.
And what would be the point of them when it's still bright, still haven't worked that one out yet.
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Haven't heard my first one yet but should be fairly soon now!
Talismaniac
I remember when living in the family house we had 2 dogs & 3 cats and they all hated the fireworks that were let of constantly whether by our neighbours or just locally. Admittedly back then it certainly wasn't half as long as they go on these days.
And what would be the point of them when it's still bright, still haven't worked that one out yet.
: Haven't heard my first one yet but should be fairly soon now!
Talismaniac
I'm with , month, unlimited, every now & then I lose all ability to connect but I have a feeling it's my computer as if I switch off & leave alone for a all abilities are returned.
I don't know how much I download a month so wouldn't like to try a capped service, originally signed up for a 512kb service but now on a 1Mb for no extra charge!
Talismaniac
I don't know how much I download a month so wouldn't like to try a capped service, originally signed up for a 512kb service but now on a 1Mb for no extra charge!
Talismaniac
I've gone through a few phones myself over the years.
Nothing half as "exotic" as the rest of you, just mainly losing the ruddy things!
The last time was the worse because previously I didn't have many numbers apart from close friends & relatives, now I am religous about storing all new numbers at home in my numbers book.
Talking of which! (Better practice what I preach!!) ............
Talismaniac
Nothing half as "exotic" as the rest of you, just mainly losing the ruddy things!
The last time was the worse because previously I didn't have many numbers apart from close friends & relatives, now I am religous about storing all new numbers at home in my numbers book.
Talking of which! (Better practice what I preach!!) ............
Talismaniac
