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26 Oct 2004

Peel has had such a profound influence; played most of the soundtrack to my life. Like others on here I used to listen to him late at night in bed, homework not finished (and even stick the cassette mic up against the radio e.g. the 1st Siouxsie and the Banshees session, the Fall, Clint Eastwood, Junior Delgado). I'm really, really going to miss him.

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20 Oct 2004

As for potatoes,damn right mad

Clare, it's heartwarming to see someone from Lincolnshire (home of the potato. Apart from Ormskirk) joining the provisional wing of the Anti Ripoff Spud Ensemble. Our day will come!!!
* Don't get me started on artichokes. (...grumble...grrr etc)
smile

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28 Jul 2004

What a tremendous brace of tits you posess. Congratulations. :shock:

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28 Jul 2004

I'm not one for serious postings - but boy was I wound up last night. Enjoying a spectactularly uninhibited few moments :rascal: with a lovely couple at Liaisons only to be assaulted by the emetic waft of eye-watering B.O. from a bloke (a regular, part of a couple. I hope you are reading this pal) who decided to join in enthusiastically. This grunting unhygienic blurt did it for me so off I went none too happy.
It's part of the territory to get all sorts in these places, but blimey, 5 minutes under the shower can't hurt. Club goers of the world - please unsure you're not emitting offensive pongs. Ta.

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17 Jun 2004

Seeing as I'm The North incarnate, :bs: the north/south border is wherever I happen to be at the time. The problem is working the midlands into the equation though - probably some near my arse.

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17 Jun 2004

Seeing as I'm TRhe North incarnate, :bs: the north/south border is wherever I happen to be at the time. The problem is working the midlands into the equation though - probably some near my arse.

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16 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
I was in Beverley at the weekend (never been up north though)
seriously i love Yorkshire and go as often as possible

I went out with a girl from Beverley who was called Beverley. She was loverley.
Carry on.

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12 Mar 2004

Blue - I blame the blimmin freezing cold. Same at liaisons last night where tumbleweed was quite literally blowing through. Have you sacked them there bi night btw? They seem to be tailing off a bit these days sadly.

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24 Oct 2003

Lancashire must have more swingers per head of population than just about anywhere. As Freud once said, "it is no coincidence that black puddings are the shape they are".*
* he may not have said this.

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24 Oct 2003

Horniest place to live?
Tonga!
Coat...

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16 Oct 2003

What's a virtual club? hmmmm???
Cupids!
Partners was good last night - a small but really friendly and "enthusiastic " clientelle. Nice.

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16 Oct 2003

This is my first post... Hello everybody! wave

Whilst wrinkling up in the jacuzzi at Partners last night, I was pondering the lack of imagination for club names. I reckon they're all a bit samey. So... I have decided to initiate a competition (prize: a frozen Holland's meat pie) for an imaginative new club name (maybe a virtual club for this site??).
My entry... 'KNOBS AND KNOCKERS'. Top that.

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