Tapste____M____hn's Forum Posts

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!

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12 Aug 2005

I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste MÃ¶hn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Tappy, I eat kanoodles every sunday with me chicken chow mein
I am NOT playing with anyone who's just trying to get all my pussies :shock:

You are having more than one pussy? Is this meaning i can be fucking you left ,right and centre....????
You going to come over to the good side then ? can i tempt you with my pussies?
Oh no meine leibling fiona, come over here, you know you like the bad boys...
(here kitty kitty....)

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!

Ja, maybe you are findings this is true.... my little freund, bildad may smell like rotting fisch, but i do believe, he is powerful.... even over-powering... an unholy alliance has been formed... cohen... you willst come over to the dark side...

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Tappy, I eat kanoodles every sunday with me chicken chow mein
I am NOT playing with anyone who's just trying to get all my pussies :shock:

You are having more than one pussy? Is this meaning i can be fucking you left ,right and centre....????

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
no get the hoze out we like sqerters in the dark side

My Englisch is not being this terrible is it??

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Cohen, something creamy would be just lovely :twisted:
Before we start, can someone just beat the crap outta the German - trying to sneak in my back doors he is! Bloody uninvited pm's :shock:

It was just a small leibe-letter my lufferly fiona... and you know you want a bit of german sausage.... now come heir and lets us be kanoodlings.... kiss

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*

Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
No i wouldn't! what kind of girl do you take me for? Piss off!
Can we have a 71 then... you and cohen having a 69 with me and Bildad watching!

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
:shock: watersports now is it?

Are you referreing to me, young lady? I don't think I quite caught what you said.
As i said above! lol

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!
You are very much mistaken my friend... it is well known that Tapste MÃ¶hn is a ravisher of virgins... i think your hearing aid is kaput , old man!

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one

Ich have looked by my englisch dictionary..... am i thinking that the correct wort is Mirkin?

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste MÃ¶hn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!

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12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !

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12 Aug 2005

Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???

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