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Tasitus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Leicestershire

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Quote by Qbu
This is one of those threads that you're soooo not going to reply to isn't it? lol

But you just know you so want to :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
The first time I met everyone (I think I'd only met one or two forumites in person before this) was at the very first NW Munch. I wasn't even on the list, and I took a non site member in with me. This was the days before Munch rules rotflmao

Blimey - now you'd be hung drawn quartered then shot today if you did that !!!!
Quote by bluexxx
No.
But I could be persuaded, if you're really good to me
:rascal:

Who me - I'm always good - apparently
Quote by noladreams

Ohhhhh dear lol lol lol

Why the 'oh dear'?
T'is most enjoyable to have a lil ladywank imagining the delectable Bloke corrupting fellow forumites.... :twisted:
Now that did make me smile smile
Quote by deancannock
Coz my names TOM and I'm from London !!!!!.... lol
in reality its probably a bit to descriptive....but hey not changing it now....and people do still ask me...where I am from !!!!!

And I thought you were from Norfolk !!!! dunno
Quote by noladreams
Oh yes. :twisted:
And most enjoyable it is too! wink

Ohhhhh dear lol lol lol
Oh my god - My first social was a personal nightmare, I remamber getting to the place, sitting in the car for about 10 minutes thinkings "shall I - Shant I" then plucking up the courage to go inside thinking they are all human , they are not going to eat you alive !!!!redface
Then I got into the bar and I just stood there frozen, like the preverbial rabbit in the headlights, it felt like time had stood still.
Then Staggy came over introduced himself and I guess as they say the rest is history.
But oh my god - Sh*t scared or what !!! - I am afterall an naturally shy retiring person
Quote by Dirtygirly
Tas you dont need corrupting its normaly you corrupting us innocent ladies

Jeees Voddie - I nearly spat my tea all over the place after reading that!!!!!
Aren't you more likely to spit your tea at the 'ladies' part? :giggle:
I've threatened to corrupt you on several occasions - alas we have never been in the same venue at the same time sad
Quote by Qbu
Hermione.

I would have said Professor McGonagall
(I'm dead) !!!!!
Thank fuck someone else said it first lol
Oh your dead too !!!!
Oh well. In for a penny ... :-)
You know she'll correct your grammar before she kills us both btw ....
Yea I know - but it will give her a distraction while we make our escape bolt
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Black trousers and lilac tunic
but in summer were allowed to wear t shirts as tunics too hot
and also allowed to wear crocs as there non slip but toes are still covered

I would think your toes would be covered with a croc - as well as most of your leg !!!
now where are your toes up to ??
Quote by Qbu
Hermione.

I would have said Professor McGonagall
(I'm dead) !!!!!
Thank fuck someone else said it first lol
Oh your dead too !!!!
Quote by MikeC

This is an interesting article (i know it wasnt just london that was affected - manchester was as well)...
2 years after the riots and nothing has been done shocking....the goverment needs to look at why this is happening...
can they do anything to change this...is it a complete society issue.....
(is also wondering if this is current enough)

This post is 2 days old for goodness sakes - thats certainly NOT current enough !!!!
Quote by Freckledbird
One of my guilty pleasures is writing with a fountain pen...it's a lost art :-)

I prefer to write with a fountain pen smile
Funnily enough I use a fountain pen every day - only yesterday when I was with and auditor she commented " you dont see many of those these days" after I had looked round and had done a double take it dawned on me what she was referring to!
Sadly a dying art, writing - we should all do more of it, maybe the forum wouldnt be the same though
Quote by bluexxx
Oh god, I hated Wonder Woman
My dad used to fancy her... now I feel really old :eeek:


Oh dear oh dear - look at the date of broadcast !!!
Mind you - Lynda Carter was the biz
Quote by Freckledbird
Hermione.

I would have said Professor McGonagall
(I'm dead) !!!!!
Quote by Dlep
My question is: What was the first human word? Who said it? And why? lol

I think the first human word was "shit"
as in
Eve to Adam - "Shit I dont think we should have eaten apple pie"
My question is
How do you know when you have entered a black hole ?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
3. Where exactly is Nolaville, is it a nice place to visit and what amenities are available to keep visitors entertained? :rascal:

I'd like to know the answer to that too and not just a state of mind smile
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be
<drum roll>
Human League - Dont you want me Baby
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
what are you saying mucky pup

Innocent as pure blown soot is that ?
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Tas you dont need corrupting its normaly you corrupting us innocent ladies

Jeees Voddie - I nearly spat my tea all over the place after reading that!!!!!
Quote by essex34m
Al Bundy from Married With Children.

Essex - I thought you WERE Al Bundy dunnoinnocent
This one is simple - Snape - that evil edge and a master at the dark arts smile
Quote by bluexxx
I'd flash them the chestacular boobage sillyhwoar:

Can I become a new member again - please please please !!!
:rascal: Do you need banning? whip smackbottom
Woops I mis read that - I thought there was a g in there instead of an n bolt
So, that would be "do you want bagging"?
:eeek::eeek::eeek:
:grin:
Doh - trust you blue - I said a n not 2 lol