Quote by deancannock
well....I always knew you as Martell..lol.....have fun and stay safe bud.
Cheers Deano - you take care mate and remember - there's always a hot tub somewhere
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Tasitus
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
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Sexlightened
not been about much lately, however I used to be a regular in the forums and meets and in the chatroom.
Now I'm afraid to say is the time to call it a day, the friends I had here seem to have disappeared and I do feel like a fish out of water somewhat so that must mean its time to leave.
the last 10 years have been filled with some of the most amazing people anyone could ever wish to meet, socially and just as words on the other end of the screen.
To those I've met I'd like to say a big thank you all of you in someway have enriched my experiences of life and the treasures it holds.
Now I'd like to say thank you to you all and cheers
(Martellnotts)
Now I'm afraid to say is the time to call it a day, the friends I had here seem to have disappeared and I do feel like a fish out of water somewhat so that must mean its time to leave.
the last 10 years have been filled with some of the most amazing people anyone could ever wish to meet, socially and just as words on the other end of the screen.
To those I've met I'd like to say a big thank you all of you in someway have enriched my experiences of life and the treasures it holds.
Now I'd like to say thank you to you all and cheers
(Martellnotts)
:wink: :wink: Sexlightened
never mind all this treaty of this rubbish and treaty of that boll*cks the answer is simple
Send in the Marines
The Capture of Gibraltar - 24 July 1704
The famous attack upon Gibraltar, which led to its surrender to the British, on 24 July 1704 was carried out by a brigade of British and Dutch Marines, 1800 strong, under the command of Prince George of Hese-Darmstadt. In the following October, Gibraltar was besieged by the French and Spanish. The Marines from the British Fleet, held the fortress against repeated attacks until the siege was raised on 9 March 1705. In one incident in this fighting, Captain Fisher of the Marines with 17 of his men, successfully defended the Round Tower against the continued assaults of 500 French Grenadiers. A contemporary report of this noted defence says,
"Encouraged by the Prince of Hesse, the garrison did more than could humanly be expected, and the English Marines gained an immortal glory."
Simples !!!!!
Send in the Marines
The Capture of Gibraltar - 24 July 1704
The famous attack upon Gibraltar, which led to its surrender to the British, on 24 July 1704 was carried out by a brigade of British and Dutch Marines, 1800 strong, under the command of Prince George of Hese-Darmstadt. In the following October, Gibraltar was besieged by the French and Spanish. The Marines from the British Fleet, held the fortress against repeated attacks until the siege was raised on 9 March 1705. In one incident in this fighting, Captain Fisher of the Marines with 17 of his men, successfully defended the Round Tower against the continued assaults of 500 French Grenadiers. A contemporary report of this noted defence says,
"Encouraged by the Prince of Hesse, the garrison did more than could humanly be expected, and the English Marines gained an immortal glory."
Simples !!!!!
Sexlightened
Quote by tyracer
ex's are like prison, if you keep going back then there is a lesson that your not learning.
Totally true.
I could have murdered my ex and have been inside and totally re-habilitated by now
:haha:
:rotflmao:
murder is something people would do on a daily basis if they could get away with it.
After the day I had yesterday with my Ex I would be doing time if I could have got my hands on her
Mind you if I was within a mile of her and had a Barrett XM109 rifle in my hand that would be equally effective :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Sexlightened
Quote by bluexxx
Once a month or so, I like to go to a supermarket for "The Big Shop". It gives me a chance for a meet and greet with my public, that the delivery service that I used to use simply does not :dry:.
Thinking that you must be able to get to know someone by looking at their shopping list, much like you would if you went through their bin (well, if it's good enough for archaeology....), here is what I bought today.
Block of saver cheese (Red Leicester)
Tub of Dairylea
School Trousers x 2 (Black)
School shirts x 2 (White)
Mathilda (DVD)
Cat food tins x 12
Bag saver dog food x 3 (1kg each)
Timeout single finger bars (pack of 8)
Sugar puffs
Krave x 2
Pack digestives (own brand)
White t-shirts (boys, white) x 2
Fruit pastilles x 3 packs - Bet you have to chew dont cha
36 Weetabix
1 bag anti-bacterial cat litter
Ben & Jerry's (Cookie Dough)- Devils puke
Dreamies, the treats cats crave x 2
Rocky biscuits (pack of 8)
Toilet rolls x 12
One meat based thing in a bag (no idea what it is)- Meaty in a bag - careful he dont suffocate
Cheese & onion large baps x 4
Foxes Chunky biscuits
Mini flapjacks "bite size"
Muller fruit corners x 8
Mini brownies "bite size"
Cheese & onion quiche (small)
Individual salad tray (regular) x 2
French stick
Foxes chocolate cookies
4 pints semi skimmed milk
Beans (Fridge pack, Heinz)
Pepsi Max 2l x 5
Lemonade 2l x 2
A large laminated world map
Diet Pepsi x 3
Spaghetti hoops x 5
Febreze (Thai Orchid) x 2
Lucozade sport 1l x 4
Paracetamol pack (16 tabs)
Anti bacterial spray (yellow)
1 large kitchen roll (HUGE)
Allergy tablets (pack of 14)
Radox active (shower gel???)
Shampoo (Elvive, cos I'm worth it)
Conditioner (as above, the pink one, I'm still worth it)
Furniture polish (own brand)
Total = :eeek:
See comments above, but I'm guessing by this you dont shop at Aldi ???
Sexlightened
Quote by Morbius
I've been using that line regularly for 16 years..... and it's NEVER worked ..... yet :twisted:
Hello you!'Ello you
assionkiss:I do still exist, I've not been chained to some rotting post in the cellar.... yet
Hello to you too long time no hear from - and as for being chained to the post in the Cellar, I'm sure that wonderful woman of yours hasn't thought about it - several times
Sexlightened
Quote by bluexxx
The first time I met everyone (I think I'd only met one or two forumites in person before this) was at the very first NW Munch. I wasn't even on the list, and I took a non site member in with me. This was the days before Munch rules
Blimey - now you'd be hung drawn quartered then shot today if you did that !!!!
Yeah... I'll tell you a secret.... I broke all the Munch rules, one by one, just cos I could
Blue - having met you - just the once I can't say I'm suprised at that comment
Sexlightened
Quote by Qbu
I thought of another chore, and I really do hate this one....
Changing my duvet cover.... :eeek:
It's like a form of torture, designed to give me a bad headache. And it so does.
I do it rarely, and only when I know my dust allergy is getting bad.
Yep, that one's a bit of a bastard. Not so bad at the moment with a summer weight duvet, but definitely not looking forward to the colder weather and the heavy one. That'll be a right pain in the arse.
I dont mind changing the duvet cover either- but there is a knack to it and thats make sure it's insude out to start with - helps as well having a reasonable lang reach when stood arms outstretched
Sexlightened
Quote by Darkfire
Ironing.
I hate it.
In fact, it is crossing my mind right now to start playing on the whole Domme impression folk think I project and stick an ad up for a male sub who can iron. Seriously, I could easily trade favours its really no biggie!
My ironing sits in an ever-growing mountain, stuff gets ironed as I need it, the rest stays in the pile, it then makes everything else look really untidy and does my nut in but still cant bare to stand for hours on end to sort it when a few days later the pile starts growing again
sub applications by pm accepted.
I love Ironing - I find it the most relaxing theraputic way of spending a Sunday morning
