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So, going back to the original post, how can parrking your car in a car park be misuse of a public place?
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TeessideBloke
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Chunky,
Its sad that this has happened to you and even sadder that so many people can quote similar experiences.
I was a collector for a local hospice lottery, door-to-door for a while and some pillock decided to try to rob me of the few quid I was carrying on HIS OWN DOORSTEP! He was on crutches at the time ( which he found to be a convenient weapon) so I suppose he couldnt get out very far to mug someone! At the time it was a shit scary situation. I was on a housing estate where theres a pack mentality, even the kids threw half wall bricks at strangers, and the house was full of drunks. Apparently they were celebrating one of them just being let out on parole!
I laugh about it now and make light of it. Thats my coping mechanism but there's no doubt that if I hadnt backed off to the car at speed, I would have needed more than crutches. Big up to you for standing your ground. Maybe if one or two of your neighbours had come out to support you then they'd have got a permanent message that they werent welcome. Still, you're ok. The symptoms you showed last night were probably down to being pumped up on adrenalin. You may find that Dr Jack Daniels may help you sleep! ( I dont mean the whole bottle, just a tall Jack n coke to chill you out. Works for me!
Do whatever you feel necessary to relieve how you're feeling. Go to a gym and beat the shit out of a punchbag ( Better still, get down to Argos and buy yourself one!). Scream, shout, cry but dont bottle it up.
Take positives from this. You are in one piece. You are a neighbourhood hero. You just dealt with a very dangerous situation very well and kept your head under pressure. You've got every female in the forum wanting to look after you, lol.
Seems a long way in the future right now but in time you'll be telling your mates down the pub about the time you took on five scagheads armed with knives and won (while conveniently forgetting to tell them that there was only one knife, it wasnt very sharp and that one of the scagheads was a girl while two more were the wrong side of sixty!)
Its sad that this has happened to you and even sadder that so many people can quote similar experiences.
I was a collector for a local hospice lottery, door-to-door for a while and some pillock decided to try to rob me of the few quid I was carrying on HIS OWN DOORSTEP! He was on crutches at the time ( which he found to be a convenient weapon) so I suppose he couldnt get out very far to mug someone! At the time it was a shit scary situation. I was on a housing estate where theres a pack mentality, even the kids threw half wall bricks at strangers, and the house was full of drunks. Apparently they were celebrating one of them just being let out on parole!
I laugh about it now and make light of it. Thats my coping mechanism but there's no doubt that if I hadnt backed off to the car at speed, I would have needed more than crutches. Big up to you for standing your ground. Maybe if one or two of your neighbours had come out to support you then they'd have got a permanent message that they werent welcome. Still, you're ok. The symptoms you showed last night were probably down to being pumped up on adrenalin. You may find that Dr Jack Daniels may help you sleep! ( I dont mean the whole bottle, just a tall Jack n coke to chill you out. Works for me!
Do whatever you feel necessary to relieve how you're feeling. Go to a gym and beat the shit out of a punchbag ( Better still, get down to Argos and buy yourself one!). Scream, shout, cry but dont bottle it up.
Take positives from this. You are in one piece. You are a neighbourhood hero. You just dealt with a very dangerous situation very well and kept your head under pressure. You've got every female in the forum wanting to look after you, lol.
Seems a long way in the future right now but in time you'll be telling your mates down the pub about the time you took on five scagheads armed with knives and won (while conveniently forgetting to tell them that there was only one knife, it wasnt very sharp and that one of the scagheads was a girl while two more were the wrong side of sixty!)
Find yourself a reliable mail order company, they're usually cheaper, offer better deals, freebies, etc. And if you shop about online, you can find the cheapest supplier for the item you want.
Strange things sex shops.
Ann Summers caters (expensively and the quality of a lot of their clothing is less than marvelous) for couples / gays and girlies.
Anyone wanting to buy something inexpensively can use mail order / t'internet.
Seems like the old fashioned sex shop only caters for the mucky mac brigade and guys who dont want their wives signing for parcels from the postman that they dont want them knowing about. No change there then!
Strange things sex shops.
Ann Summers caters (expensively and the quality of a lot of their clothing is less than marvelous) for couples / gays and girlies.
Anyone wanting to buy something inexpensively can use mail order / t'internet.
Seems like the old fashioned sex shop only caters for the mucky mac brigade and guys who dont want their wives signing for parcels from the postman that they dont want them knowing about. No change there then!
Ive heard both the ankle chain story and the earring one too. If they are just old wives tales, then they have been very well told through the years.
maybe its as a result of hearing this story that I've come to associate them with slutty women. As I like my women slutty, I'm all for them.
A nice one can look inviting and I'm sure that one of the Eastern cultures regards bare ankles on a woman as sinful because of their allure.
Just dont get a cheap one from Warren James or Elizabeth Duke or, after six months, your ankle will be a very unsexy shade of green!
maybe its as a result of hearing this story that I've come to associate them with slutty women. As I like my women slutty, I'm all for them.
A nice one can look inviting and I'm sure that one of the Eastern cultures regards bare ankles on a woman as sinful because of their allure.
Just dont get a cheap one from Warren James or Elizabeth Duke or, after six months, your ankle will be a very unsexy shade of green!
I was in the Dogging forum last night and made an off the cuff remark about shagging a copper to avoid arrest while dogging being tantamount to , then they would have something to nick you for. Granted, not up to my usual comedic standard and maybe not the best choice of comment for my first posting but I was tired and, truth be known, a little low.
I got this snotty post in return that certain people wouldnt want to meet me out dogging because of my attitude, narrow mindedness, yadayadayada. Essentially they tried to make out that I was an uncultured grunt. This from people who had read two lines of print. That was it, I went off on a rant and told them what I thought and questioned their judgement. If in the course of venting my annoyance, anyone saw this as me flaming a regular poster then I can only apologise. This was not the case. I was standing my ground.
Funnily enough the culprit, rather than apologise and get on with it, tried to change the subject. Which I also pointed out. Needless to say, she stopped posting on that thread.
If anyone thinks I go on a bit, tell me, I'll try to be more concise in my postings but I do have a thing about explaining myself clearly (I'm doing it right now!)
The truth often hurts but I'd rather be hurt than lied to and I'm sure many others feel the same. It seems to have become the norm for people to lie to each other and tell each other what they think the other person wants to hear. The world would be a better place if we all told each other the truth, however harsh. Usually the truths that hurt us the most are tthose which are personal to us. If we all told each other the absolute truth about how we felt about each others ac ions, then in the long run we would all raise our game and be better people ( after a teething period of general bloodshed and violence...)
Go on then, tell me...lol
I got this snotty post in return that certain people wouldnt want to meet me out dogging because of my attitude, narrow mindedness, yadayadayada. Essentially they tried to make out that I was an uncultured grunt. This from people who had read two lines of print. That was it, I went off on a rant and told them what I thought and questioned their judgement. If in the course of venting my annoyance, anyone saw this as me flaming a regular poster then I can only apologise. This was not the case. I was standing my ground.
Funnily enough the culprit, rather than apologise and get on with it, tried to change the subject. Which I also pointed out. Needless to say, she stopped posting on that thread.
If anyone thinks I go on a bit, tell me, I'll try to be more concise in my postings but I do have a thing about explaining myself clearly (I'm doing it right now!)
The truth often hurts but I'd rather be hurt than lied to and I'm sure many others feel the same. It seems to have become the norm for people to lie to each other and tell each other what they think the other person wants to hear. The world would be a better place if we all told each other the truth, however harsh. Usually the truths that hurt us the most are tthose which are personal to us. If we all told each other the absolute truth about how we felt about each others ac ions, then in the long run we would all raise our game and be better people ( after a teething period of general bloodshed and violence...)
Go on then, tell me...lol
Has anyone been and is it any good? I'm toying with the idea of going tonight but I'm having trouble motivating myself. I was out late last night and up early again this morning. Me & Mrs Teesside have been to the club on a Saturday before but not on a singles night.
If I do go, theres a spare seat in the car if anyones interested.
If I do go, theres a spare seat in the car if anyones interested.
:hunk:Quote by freckledbird
you realise this is a spoof :shock:
just put in my regs and i apparently have four recorded speeding offences this week :shock:
which is bloody clever since I havent even driven anywhere this week :shock:
Yep, realised it was a spoof when it told me I'd been caught doing 81.2 miles per hour in Cleveland.
Oops, that might have been me! :giveup: Got me bang to rights!
How long before we have one of the Swingers Clubs hosting an UK version? Lets face it, its American and its popular so its bound to make it across the pond sooner or later.
Wonder who would sponsor such an event? Andrex maybe (gives a whole new angle on the idea of 'mansize' tissues)
What do you get in the goody bag at the end? Steri-wipes and and a wrist support bandage (as well as the obligatory Mars Bar...)
Any more for any more?
Wonder who would sponsor such an event? Andrex maybe (gives a whole new angle on the idea of 'mansize' tissues)
What do you get in the goody bag at the end? Steri-wipes and and a wrist support bandage (as well as the obligatory Mars Bar...)
Any more for any more?
We have a Rabbit and its ok but, in our humble opinion we have a better one.
Anyone ever heard of a TongueJoy Turbo?
Its a little chrome bullet style thing. It runs on two 'watch' batteries, and its really versatile.
It comes with loads of bits n bobs. various little latex sleeves to go over the bullet; a tongue bolt for pierced tongues (its small enough to go in your mouth as long as you secure it ( You can imagine the faces in A&E if you go in and say you've swallowed your vibrator....)
It also comes with a set of elastic bands so that you can attach it to your finger, or better still, wear it at the base of your hard-on and it doubles both as both a vibe and a cock ring.
It was a bit pricey at £70 for the deluxe boxed version but we shopped around online and found the unboxed version for around £45. Loads of variation and possibilities for fun. Just dont let it vibrate against your teeth or your fillings will fall out!
Anyone ever heard of a TongueJoy Turbo?
Its a little chrome bullet style thing. It runs on two 'watch' batteries, and its really versatile.
It comes with loads of bits n bobs. various little latex sleeves to go over the bullet; a tongue bolt for pierced tongues (its small enough to go in your mouth as long as you secure it ( You can imagine the faces in A&E if you go in and say you've swallowed your vibrator....)
It also comes with a set of elastic bands so that you can attach it to your finger, or better still, wear it at the base of your hard-on and it doubles both as both a vibe and a cock ring.
It was a bit pricey at £70 for the deluxe boxed version but we shopped around online and found the unboxed version for around £45. Loads of variation and possibilities for fun. Just dont let it vibrate against your teeth or your fillings will fall out!
I've just PMed this info to Bailiffs but its something worth thinking about for everyone else.
Your ISP has your number, Whether its ex-directory or not. i went through A bad patch a few years ago aNd found myself working in An out-sourceD call centre here On Teesside for a major ISP On their Broadband line. Every member of staff had access to email addys, passwords, landline and mobile phone details, addresses etc for the whole customer database. If you have given out the email addy supplied by your ISP, they would be able to find you. With the ISP that I worked for, this included their webmail facility as well. If you have given out the same mobile phone number as you registered with them, they would be able to find you. Not only would they be able to find you but they would be able to access and read all your emails as well.
Funnily enough, the same call centre operated a contract for a major mobile company. If you have registered the SIM card and included a landline number in your registration, then if you post your mobile number on here, they can find your landline number and personal details.
Worth thinking about next time you pass on your details to someone you hardly know. Its not just kids that need to be careful online you know!!!
Your ISP has your number, Whether its ex-directory or not. i went through A bad patch a few years ago aNd found myself working in An out-sourceD call centre here On Teesside for a major ISP On their Broadband line. Every member of staff had access to email addys, passwords, landline and mobile phone details, addresses etc for the whole customer database. If you have given out the email addy supplied by your ISP, they would be able to find you. With the ISP that I worked for, this included their webmail facility as well. If you have given out the same mobile phone number as you registered with them, they would be able to find you. Not only would they be able to find you but they would be able to access and read all your emails as well.
Funnily enough, the same call centre operated a contract for a major mobile company. If you have registered the SIM card and included a landline number in your registration, then if you post your mobile number on here, they can find your landline number and personal details.
Worth thinking about next time you pass on your details to someone you hardly know. Its not just kids that need to be careful online you know!!!
God forbid! Could you imagine meeting any of that lot in a club or out dogging.
Hello, my names Science...thats my 'street' name in, wait for it, BARNSLEY!!!
Not so much 50cent as two brass farthings. Get ready for the rap version of 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.
Then theres Roberto. Real name Bob. He's there as Mediterranean ( subterranean, surely) eye candy. Bit like most of the blokes in porn only more wooden.
Makosi. 70's D.I.S.C.O. throwback. Models herself as one of the Pussycats, Captain Cavemans all female gang.
Kemal the belly dancer. 1) He aint got a belly and 2) Its an excuse to dress in womens clothes. Look mate, if you're a tranny, you're a tranny, fine. Its not unique, its not big and its not clever. It doesnt give you licence to be a total bitch about everyone 'cos thats what you think 'real' women do. And you have the same hair-do as 'Screech' from 'Saved by the Bell'.
Mary. Once watched a whole episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, bought Evanescences album (remember them??....) and turned into a goth. Until she finds a look that really suits her. And a personality. Seems to be in a permanent state of drug induced depression. No, Mary, its not the voices in your head screaming, its Makosi!!! And in the BB house, you dont need drugs, 'reality' is far more freaky that any trip.
Finally Derek. Cultured, high brow, wealthy. So why is he in there? What is his motive for taking part in this drivel?
Are any of the above real people? They all seem so fake, so Uber-weird. Is it just part of their game-plan to pretend to be so larger than life in order to get into the BB house?
Add the other handful of slappers, students, gay hairdresser stereotypes and miscreant nobodies and we're in for another summer of hell.
Hello, my names Science...thats my 'street' name in, wait for it, BARNSLEY!!!
Not so much 50cent as two brass farthings. Get ready for the rap version of 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.
Then theres Roberto. Real name Bob. He's there as Mediterranean ( subterranean, surely) eye candy. Bit like most of the blokes in porn only more wooden.
Makosi. 70's D.I.S.C.O. throwback. Models herself as one of the Pussycats, Captain Cavemans all female gang.
Kemal the belly dancer. 1) He aint got a belly and 2) Its an excuse to dress in womens clothes. Look mate, if you're a tranny, you're a tranny, fine. Its not unique, its not big and its not clever. It doesnt give you licence to be a total bitch about everyone 'cos thats what you think 'real' women do. And you have the same hair-do as 'Screech' from 'Saved by the Bell'.
Mary. Once watched a whole episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, bought Evanescences album (remember them??....) and turned into a goth. Until she finds a look that really suits her. And a personality. Seems to be in a permanent state of drug induced depression. No, Mary, its not the voices in your head screaming, its Makosi!!! And in the BB house, you dont need drugs, 'reality' is far more freaky that any trip.
Finally Derek. Cultured, high brow, wealthy. So why is he in there? What is his motive for taking part in this drivel?
Are any of the above real people? They all seem so fake, so Uber-weird. Is it just part of their game-plan to pretend to be so larger than life in order to get into the BB house?
Add the other handful of slappers, students, gay hairdresser stereotypes and miscreant nobodies and we're in for another summer of hell.
Well said that man!( I assume you are male but not in a sexist way. I wouldnt want anyone to think that I was assuming that you were male simply because you are talking sense. Closer to the truth, I assume you are male because of your name, which i know, is another sexual stereotype...)
Sod it, Well said that Bailiff!
There, that should keep all the character assasins happy.
ASBO's for sitting in your car, whatever next? Free trips to an Amsterdam prostitute for doing well in your GCSE's???
Sod it, Well said that Bailiff!
There, that should keep all the character assasins happy.
ASBO's for sitting in your car, whatever next? Free trips to an Amsterdam prostitute for doing well in your GCSE's???
Well theres Road Tax for a start.
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And its always there when you need it least ( like when you're driving to work and you really dont want to go.)
And it inspires people to write (in my opinion) crap songs like
Chris Reas 'Road to Hell' (He used to live over the road from my wife, y'know. She said he was a twat. His family owned loads of ice-cream parlours round here. He should have stuck to that....)
Elton Johns Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
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Talking Heads, Road to Nowhere. Now thats just daft, all roads go SOMEWHERE, even nowhere is somewhere
When I said I could keep it up all night, I was referring to the bullshit!!!!
Viva La :bs:
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And its always there when you need it least ( like when you're driving to work and you really dont want to go.)
And it inspires people to write (in my opinion) crap songs like
Chris Reas 'Road to Hell' (He used to live over the road from my wife, y'know. She said he was a twat. His family owned loads of ice-cream parlours round here. He should have stuck to that....)
Elton Johns Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
:bs:
Talking Heads, Road to Nowhere. Now thats just daft, all roads go SOMEWHERE, even nowhere is somewhere
When I said I could keep it up all night, I was referring to the bullshit!!!!
Viva La :bs:
and another thing...
... Just because the police laugh it off when someone makes a skit about them being bent, doesn't make it right for them to be bent and it doesnt make them not-bent, unbent, straight, honest!
We had a guy up here, a police chief by the name of Ray Mallon. The papers called him Robocop, you may have seen him on the news. He had officers out stopping all and sundry for minor offences, using the tactic he then used these minor offences as reason to exercise the officers' right to carry out searches of the offenders and in doing this, the local constabulary caught hundreds more people carrying knives, going tooled up for mugging, robbery, burglary etc, carrying offensive weapons and drugs. The scallies knew that the police were out to get them and they were scared. People walked the streets feeling safe to do so. It was brilliant. Then some area commander came up with some trumped up charges of Mallon using confiscated drugs to pay an informant. Mallon gets suspended on full pay, there's a big inquiry. Five years and seven million pounds later, nothing is proven either way. The area commander 'retires' half way through the enquiry. His henchman, some guy at the head of the local CID, leaves the force in disgrace after it was discovered that he'd been arrested in the US for pissing up the side of the Alomo while there on an official fact finding mission. (Actually, it might have been Ozzy Osbourne who pissed up the side of the Alomo and got arrested for it, but the copper did the self same thing up the side of some other US national monument or something. Probably one of the Texan Terrorists Missiles of Peace.)
We lost the best, most effective police officer we had ever had thanks to a couple nof bent bobbies jealous of his success and a very dodgy Council Leader who just happened to also be head of the local police authority at the time. (Not to mention £7million of taxpayers money)
Ray Mallon had the last laugh. The people of Middlesbrough voted him in as mayor. Now he gets to do nice things like have tea with his counterpart, the mayor of Hartlepool, H'Angus the Monkey. I'm not kidding. The people of Hartlepool voted for the local football teams mascot to become mayor on the back of a policy of free bananas for everyone! And they complained when they didnt get their free banana after the election...
... Is anyone still reading this garbage?!
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... Just because the police laugh it off when someone makes a skit about them being bent, doesn't make it right for them to be bent and it doesnt make them not-bent, unbent, straight, honest!
We had a guy up here, a police chief by the name of Ray Mallon. The papers called him Robocop, you may have seen him on the news. He had officers out stopping all and sundry for minor offences, using the tactic he then used these minor offences as reason to exercise the officers' right to carry out searches of the offenders and in doing this, the local constabulary caught hundreds more people carrying knives, going tooled up for mugging, robbery, burglary etc, carrying offensive weapons and drugs. The scallies knew that the police were out to get them and they were scared. People walked the streets feeling safe to do so. It was brilliant. Then some area commander came up with some trumped up charges of Mallon using confiscated drugs to pay an informant. Mallon gets suspended on full pay, there's a big inquiry. Five years and seven million pounds later, nothing is proven either way. The area commander 'retires' half way through the enquiry. His henchman, some guy at the head of the local CID, leaves the force in disgrace after it was discovered that he'd been arrested in the US for pissing up the side of the Alomo while there on an official fact finding mission. (Actually, it might have been Ozzy Osbourne who pissed up the side of the Alomo and got arrested for it, but the copper did the self same thing up the side of some other US national monument or something. Probably one of the Texan Terrorists Missiles of Peace.)
We lost the best, most effective police officer we had ever had thanks to a couple nof bent bobbies jealous of his success and a very dodgy Council Leader who just happened to also be head of the local police authority at the time. (Not to mention £7million of taxpayers money)
Ray Mallon had the last laugh. The people of Middlesbrough voted him in as mayor. Now he gets to do nice things like have tea with his counterpart, the mayor of Hartlepool, H'Angus the Monkey. I'm not kidding. The people of Hartlepool voted for the local football teams mascot to become mayor on the back of a policy of free bananas for everyone! And they complained when they didnt get their free banana after the election...
... Is anyone still reading this garbage?!
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Who questioned my morals for being out dogging? Nobody has questioned my morals about being out dogging! What are you on about? None of this happened to me, I was merely passing comment on the behaviour of a 'member of the law enforcement community' as Elwood Blues would call them, as experienced by another scribe 'pon this thread!
Instead of changing the basis of your arguement and looking for another wrong conclusion to jump to, how about apologising for the first one?!
You dont fool me with your diversionary tactics!
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Instead of changing the basis of your arguement and looking for another wrong conclusion to jump to, how about apologising for the first one?!
You dont fool me with your diversionary tactics!
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If you read the rest of the thread, the comments about certain officers using dogging situations to exert their 'authority' over people, inflate their egos and go on what is often an unjustified power trip, you might consider that I used my imagination to make the leap from this type of behaviour to likening it to more the basic needs for the head of a pack of animals to exert their authority over others.
On the other hand, I may well have been likening the officer concerned to something from George Orwells Animal Farm. The officer concerned was happy to ignore the word of the law (OK, I know the law is a grey area in the scenario, but stay with me.) if what was being done 'illegally' was to be done for his gratifiaction. Undertones of "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." Hence the bestial link again.
More likely ( in Tracys view)its just that I was a teenager in the 80's, and I have this enduring image of Nigel Planer playing Neil the Hippy in The Young Ones, when he joined the police and was seen banging on the door of a house where a party was in full swing shouting "Hy, guys, like open up, its the pigs..."
I have nothing against the police in general, just the bent ones and, if the officer in question was prepared to waive what he sees as his duty in return for sexual favours the he's a bent policeman. And I would question the morals of anyone who gave in to that kind of blackmail.
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Here ends my rant.
On the other hand, I may well have been likening the officer concerned to something from George Orwells Animal Farm. The officer concerned was happy to ignore the word of the law (OK, I know the law is a grey area in the scenario, but stay with me.) if what was being done 'illegally' was to be done for his gratifiaction. Undertones of "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." Hence the bestial link again.
More likely ( in Tracys view)its just that I was a teenager in the 80's, and I have this enduring image of Nigel Planer playing Neil the Hippy in The Young Ones, when he joined the police and was seen banging on the door of a house where a party was in full swing shouting "Hy, guys, like open up, its the pigs..."
I have nothing against the police in general, just the bent ones and, if the officer in question was prepared to waive what he sees as his duty in return for sexual favours the he's a bent policeman. And I would question the morals of anyone who gave in to that kind of blackmail.
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Here ends my rant.
Never said that the North east was full of opportunities. Just said that its like fishing. There's fun to be had out there but everything I said on your thread is spot on. You just need a little patience. If you dont get anywhere the first time, dont give up or spit your dummy. I was lucky last night. Before that, it was half a dozen trips out with no luck. Tonight will probably be the same but theres no harm in trying! 
Got to admit, the North east does seem to have fewer respondants here on SH than places like, say Yorkshire (doncaster and Wakefield area seems busy!) and London (ooooh the bright lights and big city, sooooo cosmopolitain) but hey, maybe its because the geordies, smoggies and mackems are all busy hating each other. Funny how all the best dogging sites are in County Durham...
One last thing. How in hell can "one of them TV's" gangbang anyone. Surely "gangbang" implies there must be a 'gang' of them. I'm not sure exactly what constitutes the minimum attendance for a 'gang' but I would have thought at least three, as anything less is either a 'couple' or just 'a bloke'
Got to admit, the North east does seem to have fewer respondants here on SH than places like, say Yorkshire (doncaster and Wakefield area seems busy!) and London (ooooh the bright lights and big city, sooooo cosmopolitain) but hey, maybe its because the geordies, smoggies and mackems are all busy hating each other. Funny how all the best dogging sites are in County Durham...
One last thing. How in hell can "one of them TV's" gangbang anyone. Surely "gangbang" implies there must be a 'gang' of them. I'm not sure exactly what constitutes the minimum attendance for a 'gang' but I would have thought at least three, as anything less is either a 'couple' or just 'a bloke'
At the EXACT time fulten was writing his original message, I was at a dogging location and, no, I'm not saying where, watching a couple of Newbies fucking like their lives depended on it. Didnt go any further than watching and wanking as she was quite nervous but it just goes to show that there IS a good dogging scene going on here in the North East if you just exercise a little patience.
Dogging is a lot like fishing. You try a few different spots until you find one that you like. Once you have done that, you sit and you wait. Sometimes you get a bite, more often than not, you dont.
The only difference is that with fishing, the objective is to catch something. With dogging, the idea is not to.
Methinks that fulten needs to spend less time in front of his PC and more time out on the road.
John
Dogging is a lot like fishing. You try a few different spots until you find one that you like. Once you have done that, you sit and you wait. Sometimes you get a bite, more often than not, you dont.
The only difference is that with fishing, the objective is to catch something. With dogging, the idea is not to.
Methinks that fulten needs to spend less time in front of his PC and more time out on the road.
John
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