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TeessideBloke
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Straight Female, 29
0 miles · Middlesbrough
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Respectful experienced guy available most days and some evenings. Looking for fun anywhere on Teesside / North Yorks / Durham area. Clean and spacious van for playing in without jamming your legs under seats or gear-knobs up your nether region!
Either PM me to chat or post here VAGUE times / places to play.
Either PM me to chat or post here VAGUE times / places to play.
I'm looking for meetings with couples and maybe even(yeah, I know, it doesn't happen but I'm an eternal optimist!) ladies! Based in Middlesbrough, I have my own transport a Transit Van which is nice and clean in the back with plenty of room to play if you wish.
I'm happy for you to call the shots, I've been to places like Club F and I'm fully aware of the required etiquette. Prepared to just watch and wank, anything else is a bonus.
Whether you are an experienced couple looking for a different face for some fun, or newbies who want to try it first with a guy they can trust and rely on, drop me a line.
I won't agree to a meet unless I'm 100% certain I can make it, so you dont get messed about.
Have fun!
Teesside Guy.
I'm happy for you to call the shots, I've been to places like Club F and I'm fully aware of the required etiquette. Prepared to just watch and wank, anything else is a bonus.
Whether you are an experienced couple looking for a different face for some fun, or newbies who want to try it first with a guy they can trust and rely on, drop me a line.
I won't agree to a meet unless I'm 100% certain I can make it, so you dont get messed about.
Have fun!
Teesside Guy.
Hi all,
Just to put my twopennorth in.
I have a K reg 2.4 litre Toyota Hilux TD. I do a total of 125 miles a week, going to my catering trailer and towing it 5 miles a week. All my other mileage I do in a nice, normal, environmentally friendly little citroen. I probably do a fraction of the damage to the environment, week on week, than some repmobile doing 1500 miles a week. If Gordy whacks my road tax up, I'll have to sell my smaller car to help cover the cost. I cant afford to keep them both but I need the 4x4 for my business. Therefore, if I'm going to pay £400 road tax, I'm going to get my bloody moneys worth from it!!! How is this in any way an environmentally friendly tax??? Its not. The Govmnt just want to scare you and find new ways of parting you from your cash.
Next election, vote Monster Raving Loony!!!!
Just to put my twopennorth in.
I have a K reg 2.4 litre Toyota Hilux TD. I do a total of 125 miles a week, going to my catering trailer and towing it 5 miles a week. All my other mileage I do in a nice, normal, environmentally friendly little citroen. I probably do a fraction of the damage to the environment, week on week, than some repmobile doing 1500 miles a week. If Gordy whacks my road tax up, I'll have to sell my smaller car to help cover the cost. I cant afford to keep them both but I need the 4x4 for my business. Therefore, if I'm going to pay £400 road tax, I'm going to get my bloody moneys worth from it!!! How is this in any way an environmentally friendly tax??? Its not. The Govmnt just want to scare you and find new ways of parting you from your cash.
Next election, vote Monster Raving Loony!!!!
Just to clarify a few points as I seem to have over simplified the question, leading to people telling me that I have preconceptions, etc.
The point of the question was as follows:
With respect to those among the ladies in here that are Bi, were you bi before you started to swing, or was it something that you tried while swinging and discovered that you enjoyed it. Didnt mean to infer that ALL the ladies in here are bisexual. I tried to make the two categories too 'sound-bitey', (thats what too many years of a Labour government does for you, I suppose!) and I ended up making it sound like you were swinging to fulfil your bi side etc. Sorry for any unintended inference that may have been construed.
Thats it, I've run out of big words....
The point of the question was as follows:
With respect to those among the ladies in here that are Bi, were you bi before you started to swing, or was it something that you tried while swinging and discovered that you enjoyed it. Didnt mean to infer that ALL the ladies in here are bisexual. I tried to make the two categories too 'sound-bitey', (thats what too many years of a Labour government does for you, I suppose!) and I ended up making it sound like you were swinging to fulfil your bi side etc. Sorry for any unintended inference that may have been construed.
Thats it, I've run out of big words....
Simple question. How many of the bi ladies in here were drawn to swinging because of their bisexuality? Alternatively, how many of you would never have considered yourself bi until you tried it during a swinging experience?
So are you 'Swinging because you're Bi'
Or are you 'Bi because you're swinging'?
Apologies if this one has been asked before.
So are you 'Swinging because you're Bi'
Or are you 'Bi because you're swinging'?
Apologies if this one has been asked before.
28. Fat Northern 'blerk' who smokes tabs an' bets on the hosses graduates from Star Fleet Academy.
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
Just to destroy all the delusions you guys have about 7 of 9, the character is played by actress Jeri Ryan, ex wife of US Senate candidate for Illinois Jack Ryan.
Allegedly, Jack took her on 'suprise trips' to three swingers clubs, NY, Paris and New Orleans, and, well, you can read the rest here!
Oh, and dont you think that sometimes, she has a passing resemblance to Toyah Battersby from Corrie???
In fact, does / has anyone ever smoke(d) on Star Trek???
Just to destroy all the delusions you guys have about 7 of 9, the character is played by actress Jeri Ryan, ex wife of US Senate candidate for Illinois Jack Ryan.
Allegedly, Jack took her on 'suprise trips' to three swingers clubs, NY, Paris and New Orleans, and, well, you can read the rest here!
Oh, and dont you think that sometimes, she has a passing resemblance to Toyah Battersby from Corrie???
My Twopenorth, for what its worth.
A ban might just incite him to see this as an area of weekness on your part and, if the sneeky 'orgy' comment is anything to go by, he may try to exploit it. It depends on how mature your brother is. Not knowing your situation as a swinger, if both you and your partner are involved, then I would say that you BOTH need to sit down with your brother and have a positive, constructive discussion with him. Try asking him how he feels about what he saw. Explain that you feel violated by the way he's intruded upon your privacy. If he's mature about it, he will apologise for the intrusion and you will both build a stronger bond with each other for sharing your secret.
Dont let him hold this over you. You are doing nothing wrong, nothing to be ashamed of. I understand that your family may not view it as such and it may be difficult to live with the idea that everyone would find out. If your family would be upset, then your brother should consider the impact upon your parents and other relatives before he decides to make a deal out of this. ( I hope that he's reading this thread!!!)
The best thing that could come out of it is that he's reading this thread, he can see a couple of things.
1) That you have the support of a great group of friends, so you're not alone.
2) That his actions so far have caused you a lot of distress and, if he's got an ounce of decency, he should be picking the phone up about now to apologise and to sort things out. (if you are reading this, YES this is a hint!!!!)
Good luck to all involved.
A ban might just incite him to see this as an area of weekness on your part and, if the sneeky 'orgy' comment is anything to go by, he may try to exploit it. It depends on how mature your brother is. Not knowing your situation as a swinger, if both you and your partner are involved, then I would say that you BOTH need to sit down with your brother and have a positive, constructive discussion with him. Try asking him how he feels about what he saw. Explain that you feel violated by the way he's intruded upon your privacy. If he's mature about it, he will apologise for the intrusion and you will both build a stronger bond with each other for sharing your secret.
Dont let him hold this over you. You are doing nothing wrong, nothing to be ashamed of. I understand that your family may not view it as such and it may be difficult to live with the idea that everyone would find out. If your family would be upset, then your brother should consider the impact upon your parents and other relatives before he decides to make a deal out of this. ( I hope that he's reading this thread!!!)
The best thing that could come out of it is that he's reading this thread, he can see a couple of things.
1) That you have the support of a great group of friends, so you're not alone.
2) That his actions so far have caused you a lot of distress and, if he's got an ounce of decency, he should be picking the phone up about now to apologise and to sort things out. (if you are reading this, YES this is a hint!!!!)
Good luck to all involved.
If that doesnt convince you, I was once in The Kirk, a nightclub near Teesside. It was rock night, yeah, I was a mosher at the time ( I'm all growed up now!) and we'd taken a vanload of pissheads for a night out. Muggins here was driving.
So, while everyone else is dancing / smoking items of a dubious nature / throwing up in the toilet / all three, I'm sat at the bar, minding my own business PEOPLE WATCHING, 'enjoying' my latest glass of flat cola, when this gorgeous blonde with the Bon Jovi-esque perm ( it was in the 80's, honest!!!) skimpy little bustier-corset-thingy on leaving me in no doubt as to her figure; high heeled boots and skin tight jeans walks straight up to me. She parks herself between my knees ( I was sat on a high barstool at the time), runs her hands up my chest, round the back of my head, then proceeds to stick her tongue down my throat as she lowers her hands and starts to rub me through my jeans. She breaks contact, and makes for the door.
Me, I sit there, sober as a judge, looking around the room, trying to see which of the bastards had set me up, looking for at least one of them to be stood pissing themselves laughing at my expense.
Needless to say, none of them were.
Maybe I'm not Flirtblind. Maybe Im Breastlexic. As soon as a woman flashes her cleavage at me, I just cant find the words!!!!!
So, while everyone else is dancing / smoking items of a dubious nature / throwing up in the toilet / all three, I'm sat at the bar, minding my own business PEOPLE WATCHING, 'enjoying' my latest glass of flat cola, when this gorgeous blonde with the Bon Jovi-esque perm ( it was in the 80's, honest!!!) skimpy little bustier-corset-thingy on leaving me in no doubt as to her figure; high heeled boots and skin tight jeans walks straight up to me. She parks herself between my knees ( I was sat on a high barstool at the time), runs her hands up my chest, round the back of my head, then proceeds to stick her tongue down my throat as she lowers her hands and starts to rub me through my jeans. She breaks contact, and makes for the door.
Me, I sit there, sober as a judge, looking around the room, trying to see which of the bastards had set me up, looking for at least one of them to be stood pissing themselves laughing at my expense.
Needless to say, none of them were.
Maybe I'm not Flirtblind. Maybe Im Breastlexic. As soon as a woman flashes her cleavage at me, I just cant find the words!!!!!
Here's my entry. If anyone can top it, I bow down to their divine ineptitude!
Out one night in Middlesbrough for my birthday, we'd had a few drinks, been for a curry, went back to someones place in the town centre for a few more beers and a game of cards. At about 4am, I felt ready to make tracks home, so set off to the bus station, more for the fresh air (OK, I know, you dont get fresh air in Middlesbrough...) than anything else. As I walked through town I spotted this couple who I assumed had come from one of the late restaurants in the town centre. Judging from where they were stood, just a few yards away from a major crossroads in the town, I assumed they must be waiting to flag a taxi. As I passed, the guy spoke to me. "Alright, mate, you got a light?"
"Sorry, I dont smoke." I replied.
"Its my missus' birthday today", he said, "we're out for something a bit special."<<<CLUE!!!!
"Oh its my birthday tonight as well."
A pause, then he says,"Do you like her outfit?"
I look her up and down, shes in a button down dress with a few buttons open to mid way down her cleavage and lots of buttons open from the bottom up over to nearly the top of her thighs.
Then he asked," Dont you think shes got great legs?"
At that she flashed a great pair of pins, set off by white stockings, sussies and matching g-string, her high heels forcing her leg into a defined pose.
"Very nice", I said. Then I continued on my way to the bus station, which didnt open for another hour and thirty minutes.
In the words of the great yellow god..."D'OH!!!!!!"
Out one night in Middlesbrough for my birthday, we'd had a few drinks, been for a curry, went back to someones place in the town centre for a few more beers and a game of cards. At about 4am, I felt ready to make tracks home, so set off to the bus station, more for the fresh air (OK, I know, you dont get fresh air in Middlesbrough...) than anything else. As I walked through town I spotted this couple who I assumed had come from one of the late restaurants in the town centre. Judging from where they were stood, just a few yards away from a major crossroads in the town, I assumed they must be waiting to flag a taxi. As I passed, the guy spoke to me. "Alright, mate, you got a light?"
"Sorry, I dont smoke." I replied.
"Its my missus' birthday today", he said, "we're out for something a bit special."<<<CLUE!!!!
"Oh its my birthday tonight as well."
A pause, then he says,"Do you like her outfit?"
I look her up and down, shes in a button down dress with a few buttons open to mid way down her cleavage and lots of buttons open from the bottom up over to nearly the top of her thighs.
Then he asked," Dont you think shes got great legs?"
At that she flashed a great pair of pins, set off by white stockings, sussies and matching g-string, her high heels forcing her leg into a defined pose.
"Very nice", I said. Then I continued on my way to the bus station, which didnt open for another hour and thirty minutes.
In the words of the great yellow god..."D'OH!!!!!!"
Yes it can.
I wrote a post to go on here that explained in detail why its all society's fault and how society needs to redefine its boundaries of acceptability to bring more activities currently regarded as unacceptably deviant into the realms of sexually acceptable but it was very long and by the time I'd finished, I'd timed out my session and lost it all when I logged back in. Gutted!
We have all accepted homosexuality, give or take the odd neanderthal among us, why cant we accept other forms of sexual preference in the same way. Obviously, we still have to draw the line at children, animals, vulnerable people and non-consensual activity of any kind but I'm talking about middle England (OK and the rest of the UK) accepting some of the practices which may be advertised on this website but would be frowned upon by the unenlightened.
Sexual incompatibility with a long term partner can lead to sexual 'frustration'. You want to try something, your partner is disgusted by it and tells you where to stick it, in no uncertain terms. This can lead to depression, with the 'frustrated' party often feeling isolated and unsupported, which, if left undiagnosed or brushed under the carpet, can lead to suicide.
How many times did we used to hear about closet homosexuals taking their own lives after being made to feel shameful and guilty about their sexual preference?? Exactly the same thing...
I wrote a post to go on here that explained in detail why its all society's fault and how society needs to redefine its boundaries of acceptability to bring more activities currently regarded as unacceptably deviant into the realms of sexually acceptable but it was very long and by the time I'd finished, I'd timed out my session and lost it all when I logged back in. Gutted!
We have all accepted homosexuality, give or take the odd neanderthal among us, why cant we accept other forms of sexual preference in the same way. Obviously, we still have to draw the line at children, animals, vulnerable people and non-consensual activity of any kind but I'm talking about middle England (OK and the rest of the UK) accepting some of the practices which may be advertised on this website but would be frowned upon by the unenlightened.
Sexual incompatibility with a long term partner can lead to sexual 'frustration'. You want to try something, your partner is disgusted by it and tells you where to stick it, in no uncertain terms. This can lead to depression, with the 'frustrated' party often feeling isolated and unsupported, which, if left undiagnosed or brushed under the carpet, can lead to suicide.
How many times did we used to hear about closet homosexuals taking their own lives after being made to feel shameful and guilty about their sexual preference?? Exactly the same thing...
Just had the latest copy of 'Desire' magazine delivered. In it there is a 'feature' (i.e. free advert) for a swingers pin! I wont go into details about the design for the obvious, previously discussed reasons but I am curious as to whether this is the same pin as the SH pin or have you guys just started a trend???!!!
Depends on what you're looking for.
Me n Mrs Tees go out now and then but usually just end up locking ourselves in the car for a shag as theres always loads of single guys. That said I've been out on my own three times this week and got lucky twice with couples. One just to watch and the other for erm, shall we say full-on interaction!
Personally, I dont expect anything when I go out on my own. If I get to watch, its a bonus. If, like last night I happen to find a couple where the fem is up for more, I count myself as very lucky and treat the lady accordingly!
The media hype has increased the presence of males and boy racers, I suppose but it will die down again. Most of them think you can go to any old Car Park and see hundreds of swinging couples getting down and dirty with anything with two or more legs, including the picnic table. They'll get bored and give up sooner or later. Then we'll be back to quality, not quantity.
As for more couples dogging I can only speak from personal experience. As I said, its an occasional thing for me n Mrs Tees, largely due to work commitments. However, the meeting place I was at last night had four couples in attendance. One just wanted watchers but she was eye-candy so worth the watch, another were regulars, only there for regulars, the third were the couple I already mentioned and the fourth were just weird. They had their (grown up) daughter with them.
Me n Mrs Tees go out now and then but usually just end up locking ourselves in the car for a shag as theres always loads of single guys. That said I've been out on my own three times this week and got lucky twice with couples. One just to watch and the other for erm, shall we say full-on interaction!
Personally, I dont expect anything when I go out on my own. If I get to watch, its a bonus. If, like last night I happen to find a couple where the fem is up for more, I count myself as very lucky and treat the lady accordingly!
The media hype has increased the presence of males and boy racers, I suppose but it will die down again. Most of them think you can go to any old Car Park and see hundreds of swinging couples getting down and dirty with anything with two or more legs, including the picnic table. They'll get bored and give up sooner or later. Then we'll be back to quality, not quantity.
As for more couples dogging I can only speak from personal experience. As I said, its an occasional thing for me n Mrs Tees, largely due to work commitments. However, the meeting place I was at last night had four couples in attendance. One just wanted watchers but she was eye-candy so worth the watch, another were regulars, only there for regulars, the third were the couple I already mentioned and the fourth were just weird. They had their (grown up) daughter with them.
