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Straight Female, 59
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but that's not my profile sad
Mine has pervy pics on and a hubby too :shock:
Cx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think I've taken too much medication today. :shock:
Ok, I'm just going for another lie down :shock:
bolt

You and me both!!! :shock:
LMAO
Quote by poshkate
have you tried going in the chatroom hun.......just to see if you appear in there or not? lol

I tried earlier and it worked but not now sad
Cx
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

as for boots :rascal:
Cx

Are those posting boots wink actually just tried to pm you, but cant even do that with no name :shock:
lol no wonder the sympathy shag demand never worked rolleyes
Cx
Quote by goose35
Whats going on
Is it an accident or a windup lol
And did someone say boots earlier :twisted:

No idea LOL ... one minute the account was ok .. the next it wasn't dunno
not a windup trust me ... I'm gutted at the loss of all my posts
as for boots :rascal:
Cx
Quote by DeeCee
well i did have a packet of Jammy dodgers special edition "vanilla thrillers" somewhere...
now where did they get to?
oh i know........... my waist :cry:

Oooh I've got some of them in the cupboard
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Quote by PoloLady
I get so bored trying to avoid work and I couldn't think of anything clever to put as a new topic for a thread.
Then I thought......
A few of you already know me, some of you have no intention of getting to know me ( flipa to you lot) and then there are the lovely people who dont know me yet..... so....
why not ask people to ask me stuff - no general knowledge trivia please!

Oh wise and all knowing Pololady
Where'd my account go? dunno
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Sarah
I did warn Sarge that this "Masquerade Ball for one person" wouldn't work ... would he listen?????
:doh:
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Quote by DeeCee
Jags, may I just say what a brilliant idea of yours this thread has been. Poignant, pertinent, and cutting through to the very essence of our lives. Your musings will go down in SH history as some of the most excellent, most memorable, and most witty ever.
And thank you for asking us, Your Jagsness. worship :worship:

there you go jags...................
a prime example.................of arse kissing!!!!!
As was that???
I was gonna say that but I'm far to polite rolleyes
Cx
Quote by dambuster
.. . . . . . . . . and my first actual "post" is aimed at pedestrians.
If you are going to cross a road in front of a truck that's sat in a queue, don't cross immediately in front of him.
Due to the height of modern cabs, and the sitting position of the driver (one of the reasons I don't wear a seatbelt rolleyes ) it's entirley possible that you will be under his line of vision and therefore invisible.

Mate right now I feel invisible :giggle:
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Quote by Scandal
I wear alot of boots ... anyone want to fill mine? :rascal:
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Who signs their name Cx and wears boots?
Quote by Calista
1. No idea
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lol :lol: :lol:
Ahh but she's not a newbie and has thousands of gobshite posts!
Nope definitely not her ... ;)
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Quote by Kiss
Room for a small ghost Sarah?
:giggle:
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You ain't sharing a room with me.... then again, how would I know? :shock:
Oh you'd know LMAO :rascal: :twisted:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Even more spookily, your profile says you havent been on line for 365 weeks :shock:

That's 7years ...... but I'm only 21 (:gigglesmile
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Quote by Sarah
178 on the list?????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:scared:

And its been re-opened :shock:
Yep, and growing by the day
:bounce:
Room for a small ghost Sarah?
:giggle:
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Quote by Mal
I can ban anybody or I can ban everybody.............................
but I can't ban nobody!! :shock: :shock:
fill yer boots, you'll never get a better opportunity - whoever you are!! :grin:
Mal
wink

:giggle: fill my boots huh?
I wear alot of boots ... anyone want to fill mine? :rascal:
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Quote by Kiss
:scared:
Can you tell that I'm naked Miss Ghost?

:grin: damn ... now you're going to tell me that SH Admin were givg out gifts ... I got invisibility mode ... who got psychic vision???? I want psychic perve vision and I want it now :stamps feet:
Who is perving Kiss .... swap ya????
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
xxxxxxxxxx I have emailed one of the admin staff... I dont know if he will be able to help tonight or not so no promises kiss

Aww Shireen you gave me away LOL .. Mal has been sorting something too smile
:kiss: thanks
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Quote by browning
Theres a ghost in the house!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nah not a convincing ghost at all LMAO
:giggle:
Quote by LondonPlaything

Who am I? x

spooky :shock:
Is that the suggestion for a new nick?
:giggle:
Quote by Kiss
Marmite flavoured crisps
Bleurgh
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OMG ... where's all my posts gone? myavatar?
I've disappeared sad
Cx

Who is this invisible person that hasn't logged on for 345 weeks? :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Little ol' me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllpppp
Calista x
OMG Calista!
Have you sent a PM to Admin?
You poor thing. :therethere:
kiss
I have indeed ... whilst there are some funny advantages to having a real stealth mode, I'll be gutted if my post count goes ... do you know how long 6200+ takes? I've already moaned about losing my posting boots.. I may never recover
{switches on sympathy shag switch}
I may need other forms of comfort :twisted:
{switches on sympathy shag switch}
Well it's worth a try :giggle:
The Invisible Woman x
I may not be able to restore your account but I can offer comfort! :rascal:
Hopefully one of the clever admin bods can sort it out.
passionkiss
Ok so you're no1 on my list ......
Mrs HidenSeek x
Erm ... cough .... taps screen ....
Is the anybody out there? Can anybody see me?
wave I said I felt like a newbie the other day .... so here I am.
Sympathy shags/pms/perves gratefully accepted!
:giggle:
Perhaps the pc is telling me I need a new nick!
Who am I? x
Quote by Kiss
Marmite flavoured crisps
Bleurgh
Cx
OMG ... where's all my posts gone? myavatar?
I've disappeared sad
Cx

Who is this invisible person that hasn't logged on for 345 weeks? :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Little ol' me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllpppp
Calista x
OMG Calista!
Have you sent a PM to Admin?
You poor thing. :therethere:
kiss
I have indeed ... whilst there are some funny advantages to having a real stealth mode, I'll be gutted if my post count goes ... do you know how long 6200+ takes? I've already moaned about losing my posting boots.. I may never recover
{switches on sympathy shag switch}
I may need other forms of comfort :twisted:
{switches on sympathy shag switch}
Well it's worth a try :giggle:
The Invisible Woman x
Quote by dambuster
Jags, may I just say what a brilliant idea of yours this thread has been. Poignant, pertinent, and cutting through to the very essence of our lives. Your musings will go down in SH history as some of the most excellent, most memorable, and most witty ever.
And thank you for asking us, Your Jagsness. worship :worship:

Toady rolleyes
wink
What a polite way of putting it LOL
Cx
Quote by Missy
According to the manufacturers the reason it disappeared was due to supply issues with a core ingredient... so come on... own up... who was drinking all the blinking Bailey's????

Wow, I've just realised :shock: That coincides perfectly with Blues Baileys phase :shock:
When she said she got pissed on it - I didn't realise she meant she drank the country dry :shock:
rotflmao
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Quote by Kiss
Marmite flavoured crisps
Bleurgh
Cx
OMG ... where's all my posts gone? myavatar?
I've disappeared sad
Cx

Who is this invisible person that hasn't logged on for 345 weeks? :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Little ol' me
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllpppp
Calista x
Marmite flavoured crisps
Bleurgh
Cx
OMG ... where's all my posts gone? myavatar?
I've disappeared sad
Cx
Quote by bluexxx
Oh yeah, ginger nuts are definately a "by the packet" snack... especially ginger crunch creams. As are jaffa cakes. As are pringles
lol :lol: :lol:

mmmmm I feel the beginning of a craving and a broken diet coming on.
Right there with you Bluexxx
:thumbup:
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