OK-I was unmasked yesterday-after cocking up my identities!-I'm not suited to multiple characters. Thanks to the good lady who kept it to herself...
So, after enjoying this masquerade so,
Back to the 'tin shed' I must go.
I've so enjoyed this brief respite
Must go..
Several poems to finish tonight
Montmorency
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Quote by groucho
now thats two threats I've had in a short time, one from no name whose gonna lift his Poncho and reveal....well bugger all from what those nuns tell me and one from Jags whose gonna thrash me if I dont reveal.......
Now which is my safest route...........
O.K. davej gives up !
I'd like to have gone against yer no name but I know me safest bet.
now can groucho be gone forever cos I'd kinda like me email address back for next time.
Oh and Ice Pie nice game would love to do it again some time, thanks for the suggestion and thanks to the other characters
FOOLED ME DAVE J!!!!!!!!
Shit-thought I'd got you there!
Bugger
Well played
M
Well, here I am : best blazer and trousers freshly pressed. I've polished my No.6 badge and am all set to reveal myself.....and no one is here! I have clipped my vowels neatly, re-emphasised my consonants and have perfected the most fetching of matinee idol stares-my, you could programme a 'method-acting' school on me at the moment.
Why don't we all unmask at say, 10pm-a reasonable time for an English gentleman that likes to retire early?
And I understand that the soccer game will have finished by then....
Oh, a clue....well, I am indeed a prisoner, but more of my own artistic leanings-and more galvanised than brick is seen in my 'cell'...
Why don't we all unmask at say, 10pm-a reasonable time for an English gentleman that likes to retire early?
And I understand that the soccer game will have finished by then....
Oh, a clue....well, I am indeed a prisoner, but more of my own artistic leanings-and more galvanised than brick is seen in my 'cell'...
My word, where have all the people gone? I was rather hoping that Miss Bennett would have been here. She still hasn't had a ride on my bicycle.
I've been rather busy today, trying hard to rediscover my mean and moody look. There seem rather too many unsavoury characters around, I need to keep my vowels clipped and consonants sharp, otherwise, culture is done for.
I rather like the look if Mrs Borgia: would make a good 'agent' . Could she be No.1?
Right, time for chess.
No.6 (Patrick)
I've been rather busy today, trying hard to rediscover my mean and moody look. There seem rather too many unsavoury characters around, I need to keep my vowels clipped and consonants sharp, otherwise, culture is done for.
I rather like the look if Mrs Borgia: would make a good 'agent' . Could she be No.1?
Right, time for chess.
No.6 (Patrick)
Quote by Eli the Ugly
I feel it is rather more appropriate than a sweaty sombrero and bad teeth, as worn by another 'gentleman' that has appeared here. I would remind him that in 'Hang 'em High' he relied upon sharpshooting Mr Eastwood to shoot the gallows rope through and save him; Mr Eastwood is, like me, a proper actor, and I suggest he takes care lest I persuade our Clint to miss!!
No 6 (Patrick)
Heh! Heh! A proper actor eh??? Your Eeengleeesh Phlegma maka mee seek. Anyway eeet was the Gooda, Bada and the Ugly where my old frienda shoota the ropa. Geeez no wondera Mexico rula the world!!
My illiterate friend, I'm afraid the old 'shoot through the rope trick' was a staple in many spaghetti westerns. I wonder if the scriptwriters actually tried this feat? I , of course,accompished it when I was 'Danger Man', but then, I am rather suave and smooth and dangerous! You too are dangerous, that is true, but I feel bacterial contamination is not in the same league as marksmanship.
Don't forget, the old churchyard-when the guitar music reaches a crescendo and Clint Eastwood narrows his eyes so much that his eyelids invert!
No. 6 (Patrick)
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
*easy looses all his clothes and slips into the jacuzzi*
Ahhhhhhh. I've had a tortuous day involving a welder, a sander and a very poor set of welding goggles.
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Well thats close enough to a uniform,and stripping off already,come on ladies lets take a pew while the show begins
:D :lol: Clare,xxx
I have a uniform: a rather fetching black blazer with white trim, and some nice 1960's slacks, and of course my 'No.6' badge displayed with aplomb. I trust that this qualifies?
I feel it is rather more appropriate than a sweaty sombrero and bad teeth, as worn by another 'gentleman' that has appeared here. I would remind him that in 'Hang 'em High' he relied upon sharpshooting Mr Eastwood to shoot the gallows rope through and save him; Mr Eastwood is, like me, a proper actor, and I suggest he takes care lest I persuade our Clint to miss!!
No 6 (Patrick)
Quote by Eliza Doolittle
Good evening to you all. I thought I would have a stroll, and leave Professor Higgins at home with his grammer phone.
It is so nice to meet you all.
Ms Doolittle,
Hello. I just hope you don't come over all that 'rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain' crap, because, frankly, it doesn't. In fact, it falls mainly on Portmeirion. I have spent 30+ years getting drowned in what the Spanish send over here. I feel it is revenge for getting whopped buy Francis Drake. Either that or they can't find any donkeys to hurl off Church roofs.
I look forward to talking to you-a long as Professor Higgins has knocked the worst of the cockney excesses off you.
No. 6 (patrick)
Mr Wallach,
You may recall that I was once in an episode of 'The Prisoner' called 'Do not Forsake Me', which had a 'Western' theme (a genre I am very fond of...as I have said before??). I don't think you are treating these good ladies with respect. and need to be taught how we British deal with thugs.
Meet me at The Old Churchyard, with your friend from 'Rawhide', and we will have a 'shoot out ' to the chimes of an old fob watch. Please ensure this is not a Virgin Trains watch, or else we could be there an awfully long time.
And please do not insult Miss Bennett again or I may be forced to give you one of my long., moody, 1960's matinee stares..
Until later
No. 6 (Patrick)
You may recall that I was once in an episode of 'The Prisoner' called 'Do not Forsake Me', which had a 'Western' theme (a genre I am very fond of...as I have said before??). I don't think you are treating these good ladies with respect. and need to be taught how we British deal with thugs.
Meet me at The Old Churchyard, with your friend from 'Rawhide', and we will have a 'shoot out ' to the chimes of an old fob watch. Please ensure this is not a Virgin Trains watch, or else we could be there an awfully long time.
And please do not insult Miss Bennett again or I may be forced to give you one of my long., moody, 1960's matinee stares..
Until later
No. 6 (Patrick)
Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Someone heat that fire back up ...... I think I've just caught us our supper guys
Tut Tut
:x :xWhat's that Skip?
Gordon Ramsey Skip?
Edwina Currie has Kangaroo Burgers as her 'special' Skip?
Fair go , mate.
Been nice knowin' yer: I needed a new pair of trainers anyway.
(calamity, do your stuff)
Bye Skip
No worries , mate?
Miss Calamity
Your shard of mirror is useless against 'Rover'. I have tried to damage him with my razor wit, and have failed. But, I would love to 'slam a tequila', whatever that means. Is this an American custom? Like starting wars, or destroying world trade? Do you know Mr Bush? Maybe youi might find him useful for target -practice.
No 6(Patrick)
Your shard of mirror is useless against 'Rover'. I have tried to damage him with my razor wit, and have failed. But, I would love to 'slam a tequila', whatever that means. Is this an American custom? Like starting wars, or destroying world trade? Do you know Mr Bush? Maybe youi might find him useful for target -practice.
No 6(Patrick)
Quote by Calamity Jane
I've been playing chess with No.2 for 37 years and it's getting tiresome
Chess!! why that aint no man sport, thats for city gentlemen types. You wanna get your hand round a pistol - but yerrrrr betta be careful if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!
Calamity
I am sure I am no match for your wild, frontier character. But, I was King Edward (and stuffed Jags' bunch) , and Danger Man, and drove a truck in 'Hell Drivers' with Sid James. I might take you a ride on my bicycle, along Portmeirion Sands. And I have visited 'The Windy City' or at least the Balti Quarter of Birmingham. So, maybe we could the 'Tennessee Waltz ' together?
No 6 (Patrick)
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Miss Borgia, pleased to meet you too. Errrrrm, I'll pour my own wine if you don't mind. Nothing personal (much!!). Am I free? Well, depends on what you mean by free. Free to chat, certainly (in between checking the printer) but the position (ooo-er, missus) of official muse is already filled (and completely fulfilled). Still, it is nice to pop back in here and catch up with old friends - and I am always happy to make new acquaintances too. Now, could someone pass me a glass of red wine? Err, not you Lucrezia, thank you :shock:
Pray tell what offer you thought I was making?
I have been betrothed since the age of 11! Do I look like the kind of girl to indulge in fornication and erotic liaisons with anyone but my dearly beloved husband?
Answer whilst you can, before the tongue is ripped from your mouth with pincers!
Aahh,
so that is where 'The Tongue' has been all day: I thought he was quiet.
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!
Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
a great help kind sir!
perhaps you can ponder on my lack of education when my husband , the Count, has you thrown in the dungeon!
Madam
Being thrown INTO the dungeon holds no terror. Remember, I have already been a prisoner since 1967. Also, your use of commas indicates a level of education that you are trying to disguise. Mmmmmm.
Care for a ride in a Rover?
No. 6.
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Oh No 6!
I feel you have come to my rescue!
Be still my beating heart.
Have no fear Miss Bennett. I would like to say that I am number one around here, but, I am not. In fact, identifying Number One is proving rather difficult. In fact, I have been working on it since 29th September 1967.
Would you care for a game of chess?
No.6.
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!
Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
Calamity
I need help. The balls are after me and I must hold on to my identity. Can you turn the Deadwood Stage and pick me up at Portmeirion. I am aware of the 'man the sherriff watches, on his gun there's more than 27 notches', and, I would like Doc holliday to help me escape.
The Prisoner
I need help. The balls are after me and I must hold on to my identity. Can you turn the Deadwood Stage and pick me up at Portmeirion. I am aware of the 'man the sherriff watches, on his gun there's more than 27 notches', and, I would like Doc holliday to help me escape.
The Prisoner
