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Not TV, but have done a lot of radio interviews.
At first I would get all worked up and worried but after a while it becomes natural, just like anyother conversation!
Anyway, Shadow , whens and where is this interview being shown?
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Here’s one, how common are fantasies amongst women?
It seems a bit strong to me, and just putting this post up makes me afraid of being judged.
So am I being a bit feeble is it actually more common that I think?
Adam
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Been thinking about a PA for a while, anyone any experience ?
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What about this vision of ..... errrr....... delight? :undecided: ~~~>Epitomy of style
Just can't help wondering how much of it is real and how much is his mothers picnic blanket cut into shapes that resemble clothes
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You need to get out more!!!
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Santa Facts
No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organism yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. But since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - or 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (cencus) rate of 3.5 children per household, that is 91.8 millions homes. One presumes there's at least one "good" child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels East to West (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each one of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around thwe earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 and a half million miles, NOT counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For purpose of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego Set (2 lbs), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On landing, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 330 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point 1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine reindeer. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload, not even counting the weight of the sleigh, to 353,430 tons! Again for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth!
353,430 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as space craft re-entering the earths atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of enery ... per second ... EACH! In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creating deafening Sonic Booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vapourized within thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces 17, times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrosly slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve ...
he's dead now :-)
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Nice to know there is someone else out there with the same organisation skills I have! :lol2:
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ok, i will give you all a run down.
i have been swinging with a couplefor quite a while now, and had a great deal of fun, now they have decided to also swing seperatly, and was asked by the female if i would oblige her, to which i said yes.( after consulting her husband, and getting the ok), so last weekend we met up, and things went really well.
i suppose by now your wondering what the problem is so far...well i will tell you.
halfway during the evening, she asked me to wear her knickers, stockings and suspenders. i had not done anything like this before, and have never been asked before either, but, being one to try "new" things, i obliged...and wow..fantastic, ..the problem is, i now seem to want to do this again. i've never had the urge to do this before. i dont want to wear womens clothes, just the underwear. the lady in question told me her husband would never wear ladies undies, and that is why she wanted to go seperate. i dont know what i'm actually looking for in an answer here, but if anyone could shed some sort of light on things for me, it would be greatly appreciated. i would like to experiance this again, but i'm unsure if this is everyones cup of tea....no disreaspect to anybody on here, and i do not wish to offend anybody, but this is a very new feeling to me.
sorry if i have prattled on a bit, but i have bottled this up, and it's taken quite a bit of courage to post this..and i think that the only sane reply's / answers?? i will get are from people here. i have spoken to my wife about it, but she could not give any advice, so it's to all here, to possibly help.
i have worn knickers suspenders, stockings and a basque before to the rocky horror show, but never had these sort of feelings.
oh, the hairy legs in stockings was not a pretty sight...
teppic
excuse the diction please.
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I am currently having a window in my office repaired, and the bloke said 'if you pay cash I won't charge you VAT', which means I won't get a VAT reciept and can't put it through my books.
They try to make you think they are doing you a favour, but they are the only one that makes out of it as they don't have toput it through their books.....
:shock: 
