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The__Shadow
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49

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Quote by northeastcoupleuk
mad think you single guys want to find out how to use this system and your common sense clearly stating what this couple are after you still ask ,making you look desperate its you who give gen single men a bad name :doh:

maybe mods could ban single males that post on threads such as this
Quote by Debbiewebs
well i may come and see... if you promise to be gentle wink
who do i contact for details.

i promise i only nibble at first :twisted:
you can contact myself or muff!
NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno
and for those that are shy.....you can wear ya cloths
it has swimming pool and the lot! :wink:
now let me say this................... all will be made comfortable there will and never be any pressure
Debs xxxxxxxxx kiss
i'm rather looking forward to it. :bounce:
OOOOo Baggy tomorrow can you have look at my www site and start all over again please................. worship i
you could start up a post saying ............. today i get a hard on vie looking at such such picture! rotflmao
And they are fantastic pictures!!!
Quote by bailiffs
I am up for helping reassemble for the 2006 version smile Assuming no other peeps want the job, in which case more than happy to simply view the results :P

well ill send my "december" entry to you soon!!! wink
louxxx
Looking forward to that !!
A woman wanking/fingering herself has got to be the 8th wonder of the world wink
Agree, there are very few things better
Well I can't think of another reason for the existence of porn except for wanking over lol Its hardly the sort of entertainment that a great story line, or even a bad story line.........some of it doesn't even have a story line of any description.....it doesn't need one :lol: :lol:
although some of the acting in porn is better than most soaps.
I've just been out purchased a ladder, bucket and window wiper thing, waiting for flyers to be printed and delivered... sounds like a great job to me...
I travel with England and can't wait for my 3 week holiday in Germany next year!!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1
nothing wrong with leaving a little to the imagination wink

Very true.
never heard you complane about me tits at the notts munch! lol :lol: :lol:
Not sure you'll ever hear anyone complaining about your tit's!
Thieves have broken into Manchester City 's trophy room and taken everything...
police are looking for two men with a blue carpet
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!

well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there rotflmao
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe
:shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Grow??? .. why don't you just cultivate the one's you already have ........ could've sworn I saw Tarzan camped out there once.. hehehe
Tarzen!!! :shock: bloody hell i missed that one :doh:
Did he use a particularly long hair to swing from side of your arse to another while beating his chest???
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Boxers get my vote, in plain black, grey or white. No novelty cartoon character ones please :shock:

possibly the only thing worse than cartoon ties
Quote by Debbiewebs
OI!!!!!............bugger those lasses .........thats there prob!...whats wrong with the lasses in here?????

worship
hello me little shadow long time no see wink
Thank you, I'll be on here alot more again.
Quote by Serendipity
I like my man to go free! :grin:
Like to see it swinging in the breeze. cool
Also it makes it easy for when I want to grope him :evil2:

Seconded, nothing nicer than easy access :twisted:
And means I can spend the money on more exciting things!!!!
OI!!!!!............bugger those lasses .........thats there prob!...whats wrong with the lasses in here?????
worship
Quote by Sarah
You could always take up knitting................
I believe some one on this site has several knitting patterns available :P
:mrgreen:
and your views on the handbag as I have a LARGE collection, is there a hidden meaning to handbags or is just a case of whether you like them or not, or how full they are? :shock:
Really just a case of whether or not i like them, or they go with the outfit etc.
I find that whenever i meet someone I judge them on watch, shoes, belt and if female handbag as well.
One of my pet hates is people wearing brown belts with black shoes and vice versa.
Quote by PCRepairman
My boys at there mums. Wifes boys at there dads. Girls in bed.
So who can guess what we are going to do?
:idea: sssssssssssssssssssss.....................

fix that sticky s key on your keyboard???
I have been thinking about a tatoo for about 6 months now, but constantly think will i like it in 5/10/20 years etc...
A great day out, although I'm still not convinced it's a great event for the whole community and families.
From previous experience I find you can't win.
But if you do tell your friend, make sure you can prove it as the partner will try to claim you made it up etc
A few years ago there used to be some great parties hosted by a couple in a lovely house in Rottingdean (Brighton)
House had a few different rooms and an indoor pool.
Does anyone know if these parties still go on ?
If not can anyone advise me of anything similar in the area.
Got about 6 different set..
House keys have a remote control to open my electric gates so that doubles up as a key ring.
Tiffany key ring on keys for office
each car/scooter has a fob from the makers on them