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Caught by the window cleaner !

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He popped home for lunch kiss
We were in the living room wink
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this redface
lol :lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?
once in the grounds of an old castle in sweden, me and my gf were at it when a woman walking her dog discovered us!! rather embarrassing!! it was late at night so we were as surprised to see her as she was to see us!!!
Lucky window cleaner lol but i think thats a perk of the job for them wink bet it wasnt the 1st time he saw some1 at it lol
Goodtimez
Yeah, I got caught by the window cleaner when I was about 18, in bed with my boyfriend in the middle of the day when we were supposed to be at college rolleyes ... He just smirked as I got up and glared at him through the window as I closed the curtains. He never said anything to me, but he probably wouldn't have done anyway as he was scared of the dog that I used to let out to chase after him lol :lol: :lol:
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun. lol
Quote by easyease
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun. lol

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:
bet there aint much call for a window cleaner without a ladder did your fella not say anything to him?
Quote by easyease
bet there aint much call for a window cleaner without a ladder did your fella not say anything to him?


Like what ? Hello ? lol
heh i bet youll have the shiniest windows on your street from now on.........
Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch kiss
We were in the living room wink
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this redface
lol :lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:

Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!! smile
Quote by fabio grooverider
He popped home for lunch kiss
We were in the living room wink
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this redface
lol :lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:

Tell you what though.... if you don't get a discount after that......I'd complain!!!! smile
lol........... if he knocks on the door for the money .............. I am not even gonna answer it
:lol: I wanna die .........lol lol lol
Bet you daren't wink at him when he does knock at the door Blonde!! wink lolol
yeah by my sister with a couple in my bed room, forgot to lock the door b4 we went up lol
Yep, been caught by the window cleaner.
But I was walking out the bathroom after having a shower, stark naked, to go into my bedroom to get dressed when I looked up and saw the window cleaner staring straight at me through the upstairs window :shock: redface surprisedops: :oops:
The Laird thought it was hysterical...... confused
Fee
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Quote by blonde
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun. lol

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:

thank god he wasnt up the ladder he wud have fallen at the sight hehe
Alleyson ............ I wont wink at him coz I am not going to answer the door kiss
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ? :kiss:
Ladyfeebee ................... Yep Steve laughed too !!! Must be a man thing ? :kiss:
a.k.a._Wagon_wheels .................It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ? lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by a.k.a._Wagon_wheels
damn i wish i could handle heights.........window cleaning sounds like fun. lol

He wasn't up a ladder :lol:

thank god he wasnt up the ladder he wud have fallen at the sight hehe

Too bloody right... I bet he would have claimed compensation as well.... could he put that down as "occupational hazards".....
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........ smile :) :) :)
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Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ? kiss

u know i am :grin:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Naughtynymphos ................. OMG .. but r u as shy as I am ? kiss

u know i am :grin:
Yep ......... 2 shy girls together ? nice thought :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
Well i hope you put on a good show for him..... maybe the downstairs took so long as he was expecting an encore........ smile :) :) :)


I doubt it ........... Steve went back to work as soon as the window cleaner turned up !!!
Left me blushing and alone....... lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We once got caught shagging on the baclony of our room when on holiday in Tunisia. It was during the day and everyone,or so we thought was out enjoying the sun. We went back to the nice air condidtioned room to cool off. Well being on holiday and horny things happened hump and we moved out onto the balcony, checking first that no one could see. During the heat of the moment I looked up only to see 'Granny' looking down from a balcony two floors up!!! :shock:
We moved back indoors and shortly got a phonecall from reception that nudity on the balconies was not allowed. :small-print:
10 mins later there was a knock at the door and there was the hotel rep and hotel manager. We had two choices, pack and leave the hotel and get a flight home, or move to another hotel!! wave
Turns out there was no flights home for another 3 day days so we had to pack and they found us another hotel. Which we had to pay extra for.
Was so embarrasing carrying our luggage through recpetion mid-week, when no-one was due to leave or arrive. redface
We then had to face the same people on the flight home at the end of the holiday but nothing was mentioned.
The hard thing was trying to explain to friends and family why the hotel in the holiday snaps suddenly changed. We made some story up about the bathroom not being suitable or something and they believed us. :bs:
But the friends we did tell the story to, now refer to it as the Romeo & Juliet holiday!!!
surprisedops:
Still we look back and laugh about it now................LOL :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by blonde
He popped home for lunch kiss
We were in the living room wink
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this redface
lol :lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?

Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:lol: cool surprisedops: :P smile biggrin :happy:
not been caught in action but have caught my housemates girlfriend walking into the bathroom starkers, not an unpleasent site in the slightest sillyhwoar: :rascal:
Id of loved to see ur face blonde.... :roflmao:
I nearly got caught once, by my mum... Was a very drunken boxing nite... been out got totally plastered on of all things.... diamond white!!!!
Went home, my fella was staying... We got to it.... didn't get far... woke up to my mums footsteps on the stairs.... there he was bollock naked crashed out on top of me!!!!
Never moved so fast im my life.... LOL
Lilmiss ..................... I am still blushing lol
tonmar01 that is so so so funny kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by O. K.
He popped home for lunch kiss
We were in the living room wink
I look up and there's the window cleaner :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I dont know what he saw ............ but he is smiling through the patio doors as I type this redface
lol :lol: I wanna die :lol: :lol:
Have u ever been caught ?

Can I b yr wndw clnr plse, jst lkng wld mke me hppy
:lol: cool surprisedops: :P smile biggrin :happy:

Babe .................... what ? ................. I cant read it !!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner? sad
Quote by MadAtGravity
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner? sad

Babe, we now have a vacancy for a new Window cleaner lol how can I face him again ?
Sam aka Miss Beetroot !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Why can't I have an interesting job like a window cleaner? sad

Babe, we now have a vacancy for a new Window cleaner lol how can I face him again ?
Sam aka Miss Beetroot !!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

In that case, consider this my application form! :P
Name: MadAtGravity
Age:22
Location:Who cares, I have a car!
Skills: Excellent at cleaning windows, and very observant :twisted:
Why do you feel you would be good at this job?:Because you would have the cleanest windows in the world (well, maybe just the one window)
wink :wink: :wink: