variation on a theme young lad at home dad at work mum out perfect opportunity to watch the mucky video his mate lent him gets settled in the arm chair remote on coffe table, realy gets into the actiom and decides to have a quick hand job,does this to enevitable conclusion , turns to get remote and realises not only has mum come home but she has made him a cup of tea and brought it in to him as its now next to the remote on the table fact or myth dont know
I got caught oudoors by my ex Girlfriends new Boyfriend who was a Copper.
Doh. He new who I was and I knew him so he just told us to move on.
Damn embarrassing.
yeah, got caught, on a stall in bolton market! worst thing was, it was someone i knew!can never look at her again!
That was so funny blonde (beetroot) xx made me laugh anyway!
Why is it the woman that are embarrassed but the guys just grin and think it's funny??
My friend got caught by a window cleaner when she was on kitchen floor with the window cleaners brother!! and I can still laugh about that one as well!!!
We just had a few hundred near misses lol xxx
Mrs Goodtimez xx
Blonde I will sympathise with you hun....
the amount of times when i was at college and i was ummmm visting mrs palmer and her 5 daughters and the window cleaners knocked on the door demanding money....
i ended up not answering the door in the end.
blushs with embaressment
LOL LOL LOL !!!!
Have stopped blushing now !!!
Hey Blonde
Its 24 hours later, Has he returned yet to do the windows again? :giggle:
I've just been out purchased a ladder, bucket and window wiper thing, waiting for flyers to be printed and delivered... sounds like a great job to me...
A couple of years back when I was about 19/20, an ex girlfriend and myself went on holiday to Hayle, Cornwall. Those of you that have been there will appreciate that it's one of the most beautiful beaches in the country with about 3 miles of sand dunes and plenty of places to "get away from the crowds". Anyway, we decided to get ourselves some privacy away from the parents and siblings for half an hour and we found a nice secluded spot up in the dunes. Well, it was a nice hot sunny perfect day and you can all imagine what happened next...
We were about 10 minutes in and by that time we were too engrossed in each other to notice what was going on around us. All of a sudden it seemed to get dark as if somthing was blocking out the sun. We both looked up expecting to see rainclouds but instead we were being perved on by an old man in a crash helmet and a pink paraglider!!!!!
Needless to say I told the old git to sling is hook....
There we were in the car, parked up on a industrial estate, windows steamed up, when theres a tap on the glass, g/f(mistress, now wife) stops the bj and there i am pulling up my trousers, openning the window we see the smiling face of PC Plod. "em your not going to rob anyone are you sir/miss" he said, "O no were a little to busy for that officer" I say, we smile and then hes on his way.
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Many many years ago, (I was only 20 at the time), I lived in a ground floor apartment of a converted Victorian house in South Kensington. It had been a good evening and my girlfriend and I had been at it like rabbits all night. At about ish in the morning we were getting enthusiastic and a bit silly. She had her arms round my neck and her legs round my waist and we were playing a kind of game with me running round the room, I lost my balance a bit and fell against the window. As it happens the lady in the basement was having her morning coffee in the garden, whose level was halfway between the two, and she got the full wide screen. Shocked amazement would describe it.
However this was not the funny part. The funny part was me getting home from work one day the following week and this lady with her daughter ahead of me on the steps. She changed sides with her daughter to put herself between the kid and I. I guess she had me for a perve, true, but eleven year olds have never done it for me. Perhaps she thought I had germs. Who knows but I did find THAT funny.
could have been worse he could have had a camra or your mum could have walked through the door i know how that feels :shock:
how can I face him again ?
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).......opened the electric blinds!!!......
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