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musketeer
2 months ago
Straight Male, 102
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

About

I have have met lovely people here mostly online and some in real life but chosen not to swing, and now I'm sure it won't be me because I am officially old. I need romance, tenderness, and lots of kissing before the action, I remember when I just had to think about it to embarrass my trousers, these days it takes a little time. As disappointment is likely to affect us both I've decided to drop out. So if you like performing for a respectful but interested voyeur, or if you're still looking for love I may well be your man.

Winston Churchill, who invented a good few quotes said something like, "you reach a point in life where you no longer need to avoid temptation - temptation avoids you". I think I am there but if anyone else adding up the years wants a final fling lets talk before the coffins get us.

I'd like to meet a slim lady who'd care to explore her sexual side with me and be good company, over 65 under 75 seems a sensible ask. Comfortable if she's Bi. Important to be honest. I am not in my head Bi, but I exclude from that statement a bit of cock fondling because pleasure is pleasure and cumming is as a good reason as any for a play.

I'm generally considered to be on the better side of average in looks and wearing the years well, in fact better at both ends than in the middle. BMI healthy normal, still have hair. I'm nothing unusual, I mean all the attributes are modest, I claim no special talents. Humorous - definitely. Laugh - easily. Self deprecating - too much and usually as a source of humour.

I'm happy to exchange pictures one to one. My pleasures in life include, travel, (I have a motorhome), reading, sunshine, bad golf, and exclude cleaning, organisation, advance planning, and ironing, (though I do them all), and similarly excludes man made religions (this means all of them), and talent-less celebrity (this means most of them).

Oh, and I've stopped ironing now because I've got an Aga!

Phew! Now that's all up-to-date I think I'll go back to bed for a wank, adieu.



Interests

Exhibitionism
Masturbation
Oral sex
Straight sex
Voyeurism

Seeking

Female
Couple
Age: 27 - 79
Distance: 30 miles