OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe
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Which way do you dress?
Warming the Bed
Quote by musketeer
I'm left handed and dress left. But then I wank right handed, whatever that means.
It means you're cheating on yourself!!
I'm right handed, dress to the left, wank with the right...
I didn't understand the topic of the thread so I googled it up and I found this "interesting" link... some people just have too much time on their hands 
I'm right-handed and I don't really dress any direction, I just try to keep it up against the belly as I find it more comfortable (circumcision effect maybe ?)... However after careful thinking
I find that it does hang more on the left side... but maybe it's also related to which testicle is larger ? (Left one in my case)
OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? :lol:
Thomas-
I'm right-handed and I don't really dress any direction, I just try to keep it up against the belly as I find it more comfortable (circumcision effect maybe ?)... However after careful thinking
I find that it does hang more on the left side... but maybe it's also related to which testicle is larger ? (Left one in my case) OK we need to conduct a careful scientific investigation here... Maybe we can find some volunteer to take precise measurements ? :lol:
Thomas-
Warming the Bed
I dress to the left, haven't ever tried to work out how or why but I always seem to fall that way
Sex God
as i can barely function before 11am i just tend to drag on whatever trouser are closest to where i stand and leave the rest to fate 
Sex God
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.
hwoar: 
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.
hwoar: *storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Quote by easy
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits.....
Quote by Alleyson
Can I be of any service Thomas? I'll warm my tape measure up just in case! :twisted:
Of course, but may I suggest that all measurements should be made using the metric system... just to be more scientific you see (oh and double digits look better on the charts too
)(Erm, and don't forget your magnifier either...
)Thomas-
Quote by BigScotsBloke
I dress to the right , always have but i'm abidextrous ( can write or wank with either hand lol ) so dunno if that means anything.
Only time I "hang loose" lol is when i've got the kilt on then its just left to swing in the breeze lol.
Davie :shock: :twisted:
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous .. hehehe .......
Quote by postie
Im right handed dress to left and wank with left (used to be right)....howz that work then??
Mr goodtimez
erm , is your mouse on the right of your keyboard? Looking at internet porn i reckon has made you switch hands....
Funny you should mention that....... the only thing I prefer doing with my right hand over my left is use the pc's mouse..... perhaps this explains why ... tried switching it around and reset the left and right buttons for my left hand but it just didn't feel right ...... I couldn't get the rythym with my right hand correct when looking at porn ... grrrr
Sex God
Strong bias towards my left side and dress to the right although I had to think about it because it's a sub concious thing and I only notice that I don't feel as comfortable when I get it wrong. I don't know if it's a left brain/ right brain thing or more related to a difference in size between left and right
Quote by davej
Strong bias towards my left side and dress to the right although I had to think about it because it's a sub concious thing and I only notice that I don't feel as comfortable when I get it wrong. I don't know if it's a left brain/ right brain thing or more related to a difference in size between left and right
You mean ur left hand is bigger than ur right ..... or smaller?......... depends on how big you wanna make ur dick look ..... hehehe
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits.....
What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
Quote by Sarah
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits.....
What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
I prefer the Lady Godiva range of horsey outfits when it comes to women . hmmmm
Quote by Wishmaster
OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe
Fgs... i did look as well.... wow... i thought the forum had at last got civilised.... Dressage no more no less.... but i was sadly disappointed....
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe
Fgs... i did look as well.... wow... i thought the forum had at last got civilised.... Dressage no more no less.... but i was sadly disappointed....
equi-princess xxx
Gotcha!!!!! ......... Game is still on Sparkle........ just not in the way you thought .....
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