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My above post may seem a little harsh, but it is basically frank and straight-foreward advice. Most guys have been in a simular situation as you, but only for a short period of time.
I admire your wish to be yourself and not something somebody else wants you to be! Stay true to yourself and the woman of your dreams may soon come along, but you have to get her to notice you!
You can do this by dressing stylishly- everything black
Wearing the latest aftershave
Being funny and a good talker
I admire your wish to be yourself and not something somebody else wants you to be! Stay true to yourself and the woman of your dreams may soon come along, but you have to get her to notice you!
You can do this by dressing stylishly- everything black
Wearing the latest aftershave
Being funny and a good talker
If I am to provide you with some advice Mr Flapjackboy, I first need some examples of your geekoid behaviour!
I would recommend finding a geekoid lady, who has simular geekoid tendancies as you. If you loiter in your local forbidden planet comic book shop you may score!
Also Star wars and Star Trek conventions may lead you to finding the lady you seek! :)
Please do not hesitate to contact me again as I would like to help! :)
Any ladies here who would like to give this unloved geek a good seeing to? Don' t be shy!
I would recommend finding a geekoid lady, who has simular geekoid tendancies as you. If you loiter in your local forbidden planet comic book shop you may score!
Also Star wars and Star Trek conventions may lead you to finding the lady you seek! :)
Please do not hesitate to contact me again as I would like to help! :)
Any ladies here who would like to give this unloved geek a good seeing to?
Don' t be shy! The answer depends on you, just how badly do you want to go?
You say there are no cinema's of that kind near you, so you are going to have to be prepared to travel. How far is up to you.
As for going by yourself, that maybe a bad idea! These places may attract weirdo's and a pretty young lady like yourself may attract unwanted attention.
Anyhoo! There are lots of guys, me included who would love to escourt a lovely lady such as yourself to a sex cinema. Pm me and I'll help you with your options!
You say there are no cinema's of that kind near you, so you are going to have to be prepared to travel. How far is up to you.
As for going by yourself, that maybe a bad idea! These places may attract weirdo's and a pretty young lady like yourself may attract unwanted attention.
Anyhoo! There are lots of guys, me included who would love to escourt a lovely lady such as yourself to a sex cinema. Pm me and I'll help you with your options!
Hello, after my Munch did not go as well as planned. I am feeling rather selfish, so if any lady wants to meet up with me just for a talk and a drink.....Wait... if any ladies want to meet up with me for a talk and a drink at a pub or a bar in London in the next two weeks please get in contact!
I would rather meet women face to face rather than just talk to them on the internet.
My ad number is 59321, there is a pic of me there together with a brief summary of me!
I would rather meet women face to face rather than just talk to them on the internet.
My ad number is 59321, there is a pic of me there together with a brief summary of me!
Hi Daff, I would imagine you would not be sitting on your own in a Munch with no-one to talk to for a couple of reasons
1. Most people who attend Munches are usually friendly, especially the guys since they don't want to get treated like an outcast for bad or abusive behaviour!
2. Most men do have a attraction for bigger, curvier women, including me and a guy who turned up to my Munch. So you are sure to get lucky!
3. I think you are not the only BBW on this site and other BBW's are seemingly having one hell of a good time!
4. This may sound harsh, but it also depends on how big you are, if you are REALLY, REALLY big, it may be a fetish! But otherwise, it would be quite normal!
1. Most people who attend Munches are usually friendly, especially the guys since they don't want to get treated like an outcast for bad or abusive behaviour!
2. Most men do have a attraction for bigger, curvier women, including me and a guy who turned up to my Munch. So you are sure to get lucky!
3. I think you are not the only BBW on this site and other BBW's are seemingly having one hell of a good time!
4. This may sound harsh, but it also depends on how big you are, if you are REALLY, REALLY big, it may be a fetish! But otherwise, it would be quite normal!
Well,shireen-steve I suggest you tell the person in question to
"either shit or get off the frigging pot!" :twisted:
Or you could make him talk to you and find out as much about him so you have a basic idea of what he is like personality-wise and find out whereabouts in Britain he lives. This will enable you to make an informed decision about the person and the likelyhood he will give you the goods!
"either shit or get off the frigging pot!" :twisted:
Or you could make him talk to you and find out as much about him so you have a basic idea of what he is like personality-wise and find out whereabouts in Britain he lives. This will enable you to make an informed decision about the person and the likelyhood he will give you the goods!
:evil: :evil: :evil: :x :evil: :evil: :x :evil: :evil: :evil: :x :evil: Guys seeing as places are in London is there much point in telling you?
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Aha-ha-ha-haa-hha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-Cough-cough-Cough (I gotta do some exercise and lay off the pizzas)!
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Aha-ha-ha-haa-hha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee-Cough-cough-Cough (I gotta do some exercise and lay off the pizzas)!
You know what I mean though people!! Most people know of a place be it a singles bar or a club where people go to let off steam and stuff happens regularly as a result of too much of the drinkiepoos.
Maybe I overstated my case, I meant where single ladies go to pick up guys for some fun!
maybe I'll shut up now before I offend anybody else! 
ops:
Maybe I overstated my case, I meant where single ladies go to pick up guys for some fun!
maybe I'll shut up now before I offend anybody else! ops: My advice would to be to go to a Bar/club/pub where there are " sexually adventurous" or "extremely sexually laid-back" women. If you portray yourself as confident and use whatever charm or attractive aspects of your personality on the ladies, then you are certain to score! Although make sure you don't drink too much and you may want to watch the film "There's something about Mary" for a couple of tips.
This might be a better idea than looking for a quick hump here because alcohol will be involved!
You might want to consider joining a dating site also!
This might be a better idea than looking for a quick hump here because alcohol will be involved!
You might want to consider joining a dating site also!
Thanks for the help guys!
Rudolf and Kitkat your answers are indeed worthy of my praise! :wave2:
Ok, I'll have a go now!
Perfect Stranger, I suggest getting a pet ferret and a flat cap and in addition watching back to back episodes of Corrie and Brookside. Also, you might want spend a hell of lot more time cursing and belittling "Southerners". Your idea of partaking of Northern cusine is a good one, but mushy peas is a bit too Southern, try stuff like Black Pudding and those dinner plate-sized Yorkshire Puddings.
Blue your problem is slightly more complicated! But solvable if you approach it in the right way. It all depends on what your goals are. If you want to think about other things, think about them while you are having sex. For example you can travel to and from work while having sex if you use a taxi and use that time to think about other important things. Same goes for cooking, eating, showering, cleaning up, watching boring tv or movies.
Or you can tie in your sexual fantasies with what you need to think about! I don't want to go there but you can use your imagination!
If the above fails, place an advert in the photo ads section with a pic of yourself in blue or pink fishnet stockings, you should have enough action to last you a lifetime!
Roger, the answers simple invite her to a town neither of you know, but has an excellent night-life! But you might want to convince firsther that, her town is crime-ridden and that you fear for your safety! Or invite her back to your place for a curry!
Bye for now
Rudolf and Kitkat your answers are indeed worthy of my praise! :wave2:
Ok, I'll have a go now!
Perfect Stranger, I suggest getting a pet ferret and a flat cap and in addition watching back to back episodes of Corrie and Brookside. Also, you might want spend a hell of lot more time cursing and belittling "Southerners". Your idea of partaking of Northern cusine is a good one, but mushy peas is a bit too Southern, try stuff like Black Pudding and those dinner plate-sized Yorkshire Puddings.
Blue your problem is slightly more complicated! But solvable if you approach it in the right way. It all depends on what your goals are. If you want to think about other things, think about them while you are having sex. For example you can travel to and from work while having sex if you use a taxi and use that time to think about other important things. Same goes for cooking, eating, showering, cleaning up, watching boring tv or movies.
Or you can tie in your sexual fantasies with what you need to think about! I don't want to go there but you can use your imagination!
If the above fails, place an advert in the photo ads section with a pic of yourself in blue or pink fishnet stockings, you should have enough action to last you a lifetime!
Roger, the answers simple invite her to a town neither of you know, but has an excellent night-life! But you might want to convince firsther that, her town is crime-ridden and that you fear for your safety! Or invite her back to your place for a curry!
Bye for now
Hello there, fellow SH members!
I thought I'd start a topic in which anybody who needs a problem solved could come and ask for a possible solution or advice!
Also it would allow other members to try to help, not just me of course!
So if you have an emotional, sexual,swinging,financial or other problem bring it here and Uncle Tkano will try to give some advice! :)
bye for now! :)
I thought I'd start a topic in which anybody who needs a problem solved could come and ask for a possible solution or advice!
Also it would allow other members to try to help, not just me of course!
So if you have an emotional, sexual,swinging,financial or other problem bring it here and Uncle Tkano will try to give some advice! :)
bye for now! :)
This is a private message to everyone who is coming on the 22nd!
If you are not sure who I am look up my ad 59321!
Also the password is SH! Say it to me if you are unsure where the group is!
If all goes well I may set up another meet at another location two or three weeks from now! You heard it here first!
Everybody will be invited and I can do with some advice regarding a possible venue, so pm me if you might want to come and suggest a venue in London, that is free, big and welcoming! :)
Anyway I will not be here on the site on saturday because I am at work so if you want to pm me about tomorrow now is the time!
If you are not sure who I am look up my ad 59321!
Also the password is SH! Say it to me if you are unsure where the group is!
If all goes well I may set up another meet at another location two or three weeks from now! You heard it here first!
Everybody will be invited and I can do with some advice regarding a possible venue, so pm me if you might want to come and suggest a venue in London, that is free, big and welcoming! :)
Anyway I will not be here on the site on saturday because I am at work so if you want to pm me about tomorrow now is the time!
Yep my above post was crap!
But seriously I would like to meet any Black, Asian,Oriental women or couples just to talk to at first and maybe become friends with. So don't be shy say hi!
Also if you live in or around London you can come to my meet on the 22nd may.
See the forum for the sticky!
But seriously I would like to meet any Black, Asian,Oriental women or couples just to talk to at first and maybe become friends with. So don't be shy say hi!
Also if you live in or around London you can come to my meet on the 22nd may.
See the forum for the sticky!
So five guys and possibly two women! That's all that want to come! :shock:
I really don't know why I bother!
Since that number is so small I will call this event a meet not a Munch, however it will be still be adhering to the rules I set out at the start of this thread!
I want some newbie ladies to turn up, so we can meet and talk to them! If anybody has a problem with that don't come!
This is mainly because most of the veteran posters here don't seem to want to talk to us newbie guys no matter how hard we try! So to bypass all that time consuming hard work I set this meet up. If no-one wants to take advanage of it so be it!
I like most guys don't want to spend most of my spare time on a computer, I want to meet people!
I really don't know why I bother!
Since that number is so small I will call this event a meet not a Munch, however it will be still be adhering to the rules I set out at the start of this thread!
I want some newbie ladies to turn up, so we can meet and talk to them! If anybody has a problem with that don't come!
This is mainly because most of the veteran posters here don't seem to want to talk to us newbie guys no matter how hard we try! So to bypass all that time consuming hard work I set this meet up. If no-one wants to take advanage of it so be it!
I like most guys don't want to spend most of my spare time on a computer, I want to meet people!
That is quite true! But not all women think like that especially if they are newbies.
Anyway I organised this meet/Munch for people to get together, thats all, I don't really need to do it because I have got lucky myself and am thinking of leaving the scene.
So its up to you guys if this works or not!
Anyway I organised this meet/Munch for people to get together, thats all, I don't really need to do it because I have got lucky myself
and am thinking of leaving the scene.So its up to you guys if this works or not!
I can see what you mean Mike.
I would just like a few ladies/women/girls/females/birds to turn up and give their perspective of the scene and hopefully teach us newbies how to improve our chances!
I never said it was about meeting ladies etc and trying to get them into bed! I thought I made myself clear on this in my first post on this thread. It is mainly about having fun and talking and making friends.
If anybody got the wrong impression I am sorry!
It is mainly about networking and meeting people! And having a few drinks!
:beer:
You can call this meet a munch if you want, but to tell you the truth I dunno what it is!
I would just like a few ladies/women/girls/females/birds to turn up and give their perspective of the scene and hopefully teach us newbies how to improve our chances!
I never said it was about meeting ladies etc and trying to get them into bed! I thought I made myself clear on this in my first post on this thread. It is mainly about having fun and talking and making friends.
If anybody got the wrong impression I am sorry!
It is mainly about networking and meeting people! And having a few drinks!
:beer: You can call this meet a munch if you want, but to tell you the truth I dunno what it is!
This meet is open to everybody, but only single guys want to come!
If no women or couples come I think there is not much point in holding the meeting! See my above posts!
It may end up being a bunch of single guys in a pub! If no ladies come!
So to make it easier for those ladies thinking they might come I have reduced the number of single guys who will come.
Groups of single ladies are welcome!
Mike you got the wrong end of the stick I am not excluding anybody, just controlling the amount of single men who are coming!
If no women or couples come I think there is not much point in holding the meeting! See my above posts!
It may end up being a bunch of single guys in a pub! If no ladies come!
So to make it easier for those ladies thinking they might come I have reduced the number of single guys who will come.
Groups of single ladies are welcome!
Mike you got the wrong end of the stick I am not excluding anybody, just controlling the amount of single men who are coming!
OK anybody who is definitely coming please PM me now!
Because so few ladies are coming I am only going to let ten or so people come so it will now be a small gathering. Mainly because too many single guys want to come and not enough single ladies want to.
Sorry!
So unless more ladies make themselves known I may have to choose who is coming and who is not! :(
People with pictures definitely go to the top of my list and if you tell me what you are like you are sure to get on the invitation list!
Because so few ladies are coming I am only going to let ten or so people come so it will now be a small gathering. Mainly because too many single guys want to come and not enough single ladies want to.
Sorry!
So unless more ladies make themselves known I may have to choose who is coming and who is not! :(
People with pictures definitely go to the top of my list and if you tell me what you are like you are sure to get on the invitation list!
I find it hard to believe there are no black or Asian women on this site! :shock:
Come on! I am not gonna pressure you to go out with me just make yourselves known either by pm or answering this post!
So if you are black, asian, oriental, indo-chiniese, mixed-race and sexy, ladies please get in touch!
As I particularly find you ladies extremely sexy and beautiful!
Come on! I am not gonna pressure you to go out with me just make yourselves known either by pm or answering this post!
So if you are black, asian, oriental, indo-chiniese, mixed-race and sexy, ladies please get in touch!
As I particularly find you ladies extremely sexy and beautiful!
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